A Birds Bed and Shower

17 February 2016

15:15 GyroTech was laying on his couch, eating all his icecream.

15:17 Argyle doesnt mind, he cant (and shouldnt) have any anyways. Flops atop pone instead

15:17 < Gyro> Oh right xP

15:18 < Argyle> I do sometimes though!

15:18 GyroTech oofs and tosses the carton up reflexively at the sudden impact, splattering some of it onto bird.

15:19 Argyle grumbles at the stain and tries to wipe it off onto horse. It really only smears it around both coats though

15:24 GyroTech whines and grumbles as he' gets mint chocolate onto his coat, painting the blue fur green. "Hey! What did you do that for? Its your fault for flopping on me."

15:26 Argyle sprawls out on the horse, more or less accepting the mess for now. "You shouldn't have been on my couch eating my ice cream then, and I'm tiiiired."

15:30 GyroTech squirms beneath and manages to get the tub out from between them. He then puts it on top of the heavy bird updside down and holds it there so that the rest of ti will slowly melt out onto bird's feathers.

15:36 Argyle scowls and flicks the carton away with a wing then proceeds to pin the horse's limbs. He then licks all up the side of the others cheek and settles in with a sigh; horse is warm.

15:39 GyroTech yelps as he feels his carton knocked across the room before feeling the gryphon turning around on top of him. He whines as his hooves are pinned to teh side and squeaks as the slippery tongue proceeds to lick up the side of his muzzle, pulling off waht icecream lingered there. "H-hey!"

15:42 Argyle knows there'll be a mess to clean up later but doesn't care at the moment. He wriggles around a bit and raises a talon to boop the unicorn's muzzle, "Shhh. Horse bed. Shhh." He follows it up with a lick to the other cheek, leave both sides shining with thick saliva, then yawns wide right before him. Blinking once or twice settles drowsily

15:46 GyroTech scrunches as he feels the sharp talon on his muzzle and squirms even harder to get free. "Stop Licking me!" The stallion's eyes then go wide as he gets a biew of the glistening pink inside of teh bird's beak before it settles down, right on his muzzle. He can feel the slick, slimy insides clenching around him as the bird enjoys his pillow.

15:50 Argyle nibbles, noms, and licks for a while, well exposing the unicorn to his fish tinged breath and leaving his muzzle thoroughly soaked in drool by the time he lets go. Some even rolls back down the length of the appendage and up between his eyes, making sure that the pony is rather a gryphon on the other hand, gives Gyro a little squeeze and rests his head on the other's neck, clearly intending to use this pillow as pillows are meant

15:54 GyroTech tries to protest, but every time he opens his muzzle he gets himself drenched with saliva and ends up sputtering it back out. The powerful odor of fish makes the stallion wrinkle his nose as he tries to pull away from teh slippery embrace. He winces and goes cross eyed as the gryphon licks up between his eyes, thoroughly coating him in sticky drool. Then as argyle settles in, he's still trapped in his beak with his neck craned to accomidate the other's position on him.

15:57 Argyle keeps lightly nibbling on the end of the unicorns muzzle even as he starts to doze. At some point once he falls asleep it would slip free of his beak allowing access to fresh air, though the pony was still most definitely stuck with the sleepy bird

16:07 GyroTech groans and grumbles, but at least he isnt pulled any deeper. Finally he feels teh griffon go slack and removes his muzzle from teh smelly beak. He makes a face and begins to wipe the dripping slime off on te bird's crest before trying to push him off.

16:09 Argyle is dead weight at this point, and still has his arms firmly wrapped around the unicorn. The squirms only earn him a squeeze and nuzzle as the bird shifts a little, a small smile on his beak; he seemed to be having a good dream despite his companion's discomfort

16:13 < Argyle> (It's like you want him to get ate so bad ;P)

16:26 < Gyro> (Nah I wasnt expecting getting ate htere :B)

16:26 < Gyro> (I just liekd the idea of bird falling asleep with pone in his mouth)

16:27 < Argyle> (Talk about Cotten mouth when he wakes up xP)

16:27 GyroTech sighs and tries to get comfortable, sweating under the warm feathers of the gryphon as he heats up his body.

16:28 < Gyro> (Nah, he'd get gyro saturated soon enough.)

16:28 < Argyle> (Well it's certain,y uncomfortable for one of them :B)

16:29 < Gyro> (Indeed~~~)

16:31 Argyle shifts about every once and a while, whistly snores intermixed with soft purrs as he sleeps. The gryph puffs up as he sleeps, even further surrounding the pony in warm down. His tail curls around a hind leg as well; whatever he was dreaming was possessive and pleasant it seemed!

16:37 GyroTech grumbles as the gryphon pulls him up even tighter, feeling his tail wrapped up against his leg by the flexible tiercel's tail. Finally having enough, the unicorn reaches out with his magic and begins to heat Argyle's feathers up to the point where he'd be too uncomfortably warm to sleep on a warm stallion.

16:43 Argyle grunts in his sleep, the temperature difference quickly taking effect, and starts to fidget some. Shame too as at this point in his dream certain /other/ things had started to heat up but the unicorn knew what he wanted. Eventually the bird would yawn and blearily open his eyes, the radiant glow of magic obvious as soon as he lifted his head. Dropping it back down to the unicorn's chest he groused, "Spoil sport. That was getting good, and you're comfy..."

16:49 GyroTech snorts and rolls his eyes as he sees the tiercel look at him with a yawn. He lets his spell drop momentarily as he narrows his eyes at Argyle. "Ya...well its pretty uncomfortable underneath you, so if you wouldnt mind...I'd like to get this drying icecream out of my coat and this gross drool before it ruins my fur. Then you can sleep."

16:56 Argyle watches the unicorn closely while he talks, the gryphons expression staying level. "I've been told by plenty of ponies that Im comfortable, and I know more than a few who'd love to be in your position." He cants his head to examine the messy patch of ice cream coated fur (though pays the drool comment no mind) then grins up at Gyro, "Well, I'm awake now, maybe you should let me help you with that?~" He licks through the sticky patch, mint and fruit mingling on his tongue.

17:04 GyroTech narrows his eyes at the griffon and says, "Well I think you're just hot and heavy, and I'd gladly trade with any one of those ponies." He then stiffens at the suggestion of help, cocking his head. Though soon, that becomes a shudder as he feels the slick tongue licking at his fur. "H-hey! Uhh...I'm not a gryphon...I really dont need a tongue bath."

17:09 Argyle chuckles and licks again before replying coyly, "Oh, I've been told that before too, but I think they meant it differently~" He sits up a bit and looks appraisingly down at the pony still trapped below him, expression as though he was examining a product rather than a friend. "Hmm, you're most definitely not; too scrawny and whiney. But how about I help you otherwise? I'm sure you know where the shower is, and I don't mind sharing."

17:24 GyroTech blushes as he gets the gryphon's meaning and then snorts indignatnly and then turns his head away. "Better than being violent and domineering, " he retorts back. "Fine though...I guess if it gets you off of me then I dont really mind too much the idea of taking a shower with you. Plus, maybe you can be good for something yet. I do like a good pampering."

17:32 Argyle frowns a little and mutters, "Violent... Since when have I ever..." then gives his head a shake and pushes the slight aside. Pushing himself up so he was only half atop the stallion he tossed his head towards the nearby hallway and replied, "Not exactly what I meant, and rude, but I can do that. Together it is!" Without further delay he rolls off the couch, finally letting the cool air reach the pony, and stretches out before heading the way he had indicated.

17:41 GyroTech breathes a sigh of relief as he's finally let up and then stretches his body out on the couch. Then with a steady roll, he plops off of the cushions and onto his hooves, swishing his tail back and forth. He closes his eyes and takes a deep breath of the cool air, only to make a face as he realizes he still smells of fish. With a snort he turns and follows the tiercel to the bathroom for a nice shower.

18:32 Argyle quickly leads the way with little ceremony, ending up at a decently large tiled room with, most importantly a huge walk-in upright shower. Holding the door he waves the horse through and grins again, "After you!"

18:33 < Argyle> (Sorry. I passed out @.@)

18:35 < Gyro> (No worries :P)

18:45 GyroTech wanders in through the and then envelops the knobs in a warm green glow, turning it on, and hot. Waiting for the steam to start to rise, he then steps into the shower and examines his options for shampoo and conditioners. "At least its roomy enough for two...I hope you know how to treat a horse right."

18:49 Argyle leaves ample space for Gyro to pass by, then time to get comfortable; he has no illusions that the unicorn isnt exactly thrilled. Eventually following in through the swinging glass door he takes up a spot near the edge of the falling water, billowing steam making his feathers damp, and watches as his selection of products is perused. Theres a fair amount with some flashy brands, some for fur some for feathers (he had both!), and chuckles a bit, "I like to think I do! Pick something and lets find out."

18:52 GyroTech bites his lip as he looks over the selection. At least there seemed to coat products here, and curiously enough, even some for a horse's long hair, despite the tiercel having no need for such things. "Hmmm...welll my favorite brankd of fur products at least..." He comments, selecting a bottle and levitating it over to the griffon. He shakes himself in the water and then settles down at the bottom of the shower.

18:59 Argyle hides a cheeky grin, having guessed this would be the bottle he chooses, and snags it out of his aura. It was true he didn't need it, but some guests did! Scooching over under the spray as well he takes an ample amount of the fragrant gel in a talon then works both together before lowering them to the awaiting stallion. He starts with the mane, of course, digits well suited to delving through the thick hair, and just grazes the scalp to leave tingles with the tips. He starts working a lather, rubbing and massaging as only hands could, especially careful around the horn, and speaks over the clamor, "Just let me know if its uncomfortable, yeah?"

18:59 < Argyle> (Hehe, tldr on a phooone :P)

19:03 GyroTech tenses as he feels the talons first work into his main and then slowly begins to relax once more, letting himself fall limp in the gryphon's hooves. He purrs, almost catlike at the gentle scraping,, and letting out a peasant sigh. He gasps as he feels the digits against his horn and presses back harder still, feeling the talons scrap against hte hard bone.

19:10 Argyle raises a brow at the sudden reaction but after a moment of hesitance he works the lather over the bony appendage as well, a coy smile tugging at his beak. He works in around the base where horn meets skull, having heard that "tension" can build there then slowly traces the spiral up it's length. He does move on to mane again though, working the suds into the last vestigaes of untouched colour, waiting a moment to see if the stallion rinses of it of his own volition, or if as expected he has to assist. His own plumage is plastered down now as well, warm water sending a pleasant shudder down is spine.

19:14 GyroTech gives a noise that could be msitake for a moan as the tiercel digs into his bone a little better. Infact it was a moan, but the pon woudl certainly deny it veheminantly. Tiny green sparks slowly spring forth from the bone, growing more intesnse as argle messes with the base. The unicorn begins to pant opened mouth fromt eh sensations, and Argyle would find that the sparks provide a pleasant tingle. Gyro was infact, going ofr full service as he waits at the tiercel to rince him off too. "Mmmm pretty good~"

19:27 Argyle snickers at the moan, knowing /exactly/ what it was, but blinks at contact with the sparks. It's a strange sensation but pleasant and he works his digits a few times as the continue to reverberate; magic, what strange stuff. Noticing the lack of movement he gently takes the unicorns head and cups water with a talon to rinse out his mane, thick blankets of suds washing away down the drain. It doesn't take long before it's finished and he can move on to the rest of the stallion, spreading a thin line of the product down his back and pressing his talons into withers where he started to knead and rub. The gryphon had some knowledge of the muscles in a pony's back, and he made full use of it as he scrubbed Gyro's coat clean.

19:43 GyroTech bristles at the sudden shock of the hot water rushing through his mane, but then allows himself to be pulled into the stream so that the suds could roll off of him gently. He has a soft smile on his lips, grinning as he's washed clean. "Oooh well...that actually was pretty nice~" He's calm for just a bit when he feels the griffon work over his back, but then he stops and sits up to face the tiercel. "You did switch over to the fur shampoo right? I didnt tell you which bottle I want."

19:47 Argyle lifts his talons away and watches curiously, glancing to the line of products at their mention. He /had/ grabbed something (the same brand as before) before switching, but hadn't considered the potential faux pas. Holding up his talons placatingly he dipped his head and cooed back, "I did, but take your pick. My apologies."

20:02 GyroTech lets out a sigh as he hears that he'd at least changed to proper products and then looks up at the bottles once more and then picks the same exact product that the tiercel was already using. "Umm how about this one? My favorite as well."

20:06 Argyle inwardly grumbles as the same selection he'd made is made again, as though it was a big deal, but acquiesces all the same and takes the bottle. He doesn't let the moment pass without a little jibe though, "Ahh, looks like I had picked right. This is what I'd been using. No matter; back to it~" Once the stallion is down again he resumes his work with a little more energy, not only cleaning but working out knots wherever he found them hidden beneah his coat. This his talons were also wonderfully adept at and dispite their viscious appearance the tiercel showed a remarkable control with them, not so much as grazing Gyro with a claw through the whole process. Neck lead to withers, down the back, just short of the rump; effecient, thorough, and respectful through the whole thing.

20:17 GyroTech nods approvingly as the tiercel picks up the bottle and returns to work. "Oh, well that actually is a pretty good choice. I admire your tastes then. I'd have gone with teh scentless ones so I could choose my own oils, but still works the same." He stretches out and purrs as he feels the talons working over every portion of his fur, arching up into the talons as they work on tenser areas. His body twitches and melts under Argyle's expert claws. "Do you do this for a living or something?"

20:40 < Argyle> (Gotta take a little break, dinner. This is great though!)

20:42 < Gyro> (No worries)

21:13 Argyle makes a second pass down the stallion's back then moves to just a gentle rub, more than clean and just finishing things off. He lets out a thoughtful hum watching his own talons move and quips back bemused, "On the side actually, if you'd believe that. I just dont advertise much. I found out there's a market for it, but it's still not terribly... respectable, amongst my kind. Appearances and the like, Im sure you understand." The last bit was laced with perhaps more weight than he had intended but the tiercel didnt dwell, instead rinsing Gyro off then sitting up and asking, "The front, or would you prefer not? It's a little more personal, as Ive come to find."

21:19 GyroTech lets out an almost griffonlike purr of delight as he continues to get stroked down and gives a little nod at the last bit. "Ya...right thats though...thats more my parents forcing it down on me..." he grumbles, flicking his tail. He rinces off nicely and before Argyle can even finish the offer he comes to find gyro rolled over on his belly, neatly displaying his furry sheath and package to the griffon. Obviously he wasnt shy about it. "Might as well be thorough...I dont think you got my butt too well either..." he comments.

21:49 Argyle blinked but was otherwise nonplussed, inwardly pleased by the display of enthusiasm. He set to work again, starting up around Gyro's collarbone, much less pressure used this time and more just a soothing rub. He worked into nooks and hard to reach places all over the stallion's chest, continuing to speak as though nothing had changed. "Ahh, I must confess my original impression simply painted you as... unpleasant. Though it makes sense being forces, much as it is among us gryphons. A shame to be honest." Working down onto soft belly he slowed , not overly concerned with the exposure as it WAS fairly normal anyways and he was used to this kind of thing. At the last request though he raised a brow and responded curiously, "Most dont ask me to go that far. Not without a far more intimate precedent. I will though if you'd like. Just remember you're not paying me, so dont enjoy it too much~" He chuckles softly and threw a wink after his last words, running his talons over haunches and flank.

22:00 GyroTech wags his tail back and forth excitedly as he feels the talons slowly work their way down his body, feeling himself enter an even more relaxed state. "Yes my parents were no--not very fond of me not fitting thier image of what I should look like." He explains, just barely catching himself from revealing his heritage in his relaxed state. He rests for a bit until argyle comments on his request and then blushes a bright red underneath his coat. "I..uhh...I wasnt asking for anything like that! i'm not...thats not me...I just wnat to get thoroughly clean..." he explains, turning his head away. "Maybe... i shouldnt..."

22:14 Argyle nods along as he works down along each of Gyro's rear legs, finding particular bunches in the muscles along his flanks and calves and working them out. Those were the next most likely spot for tension after the back. His professional attitude returning after the little joke but the reaction it earned casued him to cringe inwardly; it seems he'd struck a nerve. Reaching up he gently turns Gyro's head back and meets his eyes, stating as clearly as he can, "I understand, I was only joking. I wasn't saying that you were. Really, I'm surprised you let me do this at all. A pleasant surprise mind you, but make no mistake that I don't think it's more than it is." He holds the gaze for a moment longer, then thinks to add, "I'm not terribly interested in it with you either, to be clear. Not right now, anyways."

22:28 GyroTech seems quite a bit more tense as Argyle works over his legs, not having taken the joke ver well at all. He tries to remain rather still as he feels the talons pressing over his haunches, but he cant help but squirm a bit. The stallion bites his tongue as he's made to lock eyes with the tiercel and then lets out a long sigh of relief. "G-good...maybe a formel...but that'd still be quite a stretch..." he explains shaking his head, before going back to trying to relax.

22:47 Argyle works to completion without much more incident then simply sits back under the flow of the water and enjoys it for a moment. Heaving a sigh he looks down at the now pristine unicorn and offers as comforting an expression as he can and shrugs, "That's fine. Even if I WAS intersted I wouldn't let it get in the way of what should have been professional; you don't want it, it wont happen." Being mostly finished he starts on himself now, feather product first, shuffling around the pony to get at a more direct flow of the water. Having his back turned now he turns his head slightly and speaks over his shoulder, "Don't be so afraid though, everyone is a little curious, doesn't mean you have to act on it, or that it's actually what you want. Now, would you mind giving me a hand here? Cant reach some spots well."

23:01 GyroTech shuffles out of the flow of water as Argyle works the conditioner into his mane and fur, enjoying the steady workings of his claws. Though they do work over his package, the unicorn does manage to keep his instincts in check, merely letting out a little purr at the sensations. Finallly when they're done, he rolls up to his feet. He looks at the rather powerful tiercel before him and then snorts at the question. "I dont have hands like you, but sure." He grabs the feather conditioner in his magic and slowly spreads and applies it to the wings, before using his hooves to work it into a lather. He's perhaps a little more forceful than he ought to be, but cant blame a ponies first time.

23:20 Argyle turns back to fully facing away as Gyrp gets to his hooves, hiding a little smirk as he agrees to help. Who'd have thought he'd conceed to being this helpful? It's appreciated all the same however as the magical aid reaches spots that the tiercel often has trouble getting by himself and, forceful though it may be, the attention to his wings is always nice. Not like when he does it himself. It's now Argyle's turn to purr as he's tended to, the same tingle from before accompanying anywhere the magical aura touched. Unicorns weren't all bad it seemed. Giving a nod of thanks as Gyro started on his other wing he simply stated, "Thanks~" and held open the limb to give easier access

23:32 GyroTech moves on to the other wing as it fans out, melding the goop into the next one and then rubbing it over as well. He frowns as he does it, but its only fair that he helps the tiercel back. "Good, I'm glad you like it. Now I'm done with this next wing as well, so...I guess that's that..." He says, stepping away and letting teh griffon rince off.

23:37 Argyle snorts under his breath and rolls his eyes as he faces the wall, the familiar disdain returning all too quickly. Ah well, it was nice while it lasted. Ducking under the falling water the gryphon quickly rinses himself off then stops the water, leaving the room hazy with steam. Resisting the urge to shake himself out the tiercel does flick some drops from the tips of his wings then turns to the waiting stallion and shrugs again, "Yep. Done and clean. Thanks for the help; can be a pain sometimes. Hope you liked the massage." Moving past him into the room Argyle retrieves two towels and offers one, "Better?"

23:40 GyroTech steps back off under the water as well, rinsing off the conditioner and leaving his coat in a healthy shine. Quickly he follows after argyle and nods to him. "Yes, it was absolutly wonderful~ I might even consider commisioning you for real one of these days." He waves off the towel with a hoof and shakes his head. Instead he surrounds both of them in a magical aura and brings the temperature to a point just shy of painful and basks in the heat as it pulls the water from both of their coats.

23:45 Argyle cant help but grin at the potential future employment but gets cut off from responding by the sudden spell. He blinks and sucks in a breath, flinching back a bit at the unfamiliar heat but finds it leveling off and himself rapidly drying. Despite being strange that was... incredibly useful. Moments later he finds himself dry and takes a minute to examine his wings and coat, finding almost no trace of dampness left. Giving an impressed nod he moves to the door and pulls it inward, cool air sucking the steam out rapidly, and waits in the hallway for the unicorn. "Perhaps now I replace the ice cream (you stole)?" he asks, the last bit under his breath, not really sure where to go from here but definitely finding himself on better terms with the stallion. Or at least so it seemed to the gryphon.

23:53 GyroTech lets out a pleasant sigh as he steps out into teh cool hallway and then makes a beeline to his saddle bag, to pull out a brush, and then starts to retreat back into the bathroom. "I suppose you could. If you're going out to pick some up, you should get the stuff imported from YakYakistan. They have damn good icecream. Salted caramel is my favorite. " The stallion seems pretty engrossed in his mane and tail, brushing it over meticulously, makign sure every hair was just prosicely out of place to give the perfect disheveled look.

23:56 Argyle watched the unicorn dash about then put his plans on hold to observe the spectacle for the time being. Settling in the doorway he made use of his multi-pedal nature and stood on his hinds, folding his talons across his chest. "Uhhuh, I'll bet they do," he began, eyes fixed amusedly on the level of attention Gyro was giving his mane and tail, "I see only one problem with that plan though> if I'm going out, you're going with me. My house, eh?" While he wanted to be overly critical, hair that long must be hard to tame, making the gryphon somewhat thankful that he could right his crest just with raising the feathers and letting them settle again.

00:01 Gyro sighs and gives his mane a couple more quick strokes before stepping out of the bathroom. It wasnt quite as nice as he might do with a little more time, but apparently he was being rushed. "Alright...I'll go, I'll go. I might come back for some of that icecream tomorrow though, and await your return." He says, walking towards the front door.

00:05 Argyle raises his talons as the unicorn moves past and shoots back, "Hey I'm not kicking you out but if you want to go, fine!" He pads along after his... friend? Companion? Whatever they were, he follows the stallion back to the door and has it partway open when the latter half of the sentence registers in his mind. He stops and stares blankly into the evening, then turns with a scowl, "Hey! That's right! How'd you even get in here in the first place while I was gone?!"

00:08 Gyro rolls his eyes and then taps his horn. "Its really simple. you just have to understand how locks work." He flares his horn and gives a demonstration of using his telekinesis to lock Argyle's door. "Anyways, I'll see you later Fuzzbird." He says in a somewhat affectionate tone and makes his way out into the street.

00:11 Argyle watches the lock flick incredulously and sputters for a moment while the unicorn strolls past, "Wh-.. that doesn't make it okay! Don't just break into my house!!" He could easily catch up, but instead watches Gyro from his doorstep, not entirely displeased with the nickname. Despite the intrusion it had been a good day. Turning, Argyle shut the door behind him, making a mental note to get a dispelled lock. Friggin unicorns.