An Interupted Vacation

11 February 2016

17:50 GyroTech was on vacation in a cloudhouse he was renting in the middle of no where. He lays there, relaxing on one of the comfortable couches. He had to admit, being a griffon had its perks sometimes. Clouds were probably the softest material known to pony to lay and snooze on. ***

17:50 < LemonDrop> how big tho is the question

17:50 < LemonDrop> (hmm?)

17:51 < LemonDrop> (tell~)

17:53 < LemonDrop> (butt)

17:53 < GyroTech> (Big enough to reach a cloud house!

17:53 < LemonDrop> (that seems too big!)

17:55 < LemonDrop> (very too big :p)

17:56 < GyroTech> (Its a low cloud house, a 10x bird pony could reach it.(

17:57 < LemonDrop> (but am not birb)

17:58 < GyroTech> (A pony 10x a bird I mean)

17:58 < GyroTech> (Its perfect micro size!)

18:02 LemonDrop was taking her normal walk through the forest, looking for all sorts of tinies she could have for breakfast, though most sensible creatures would run just from the sight of her quite large presence, making it quite difficult. Just as she was about to give up and look elsewhere, she found a quite interesting poof of cloud almost as long as she was hanging in the air slightly above her head and the trees. The birb residing in it may have heard her quite loud approach considering she knocked down a tree or two just to come up under it ***

18:09 < LemonDrop> (deb)

18:10 < GyroTech> (Sorry was being poked by pones. Didn't realize it was that long. Typeing now

18:11 GyroTech blinks as he hears a rather loud thud from nearby. Oh well the better to just stay put in one's cloudhouse. He'd be safe enough in here from whatever was casuing havoc out there. He was feeling too lazy to do much this morning anyways. He rolls over and closes his eyes once more. ***

18:13 LemonDrop tilts her head, not sure what this cloud was doing so low and decided to pull it down so she could examine it, grabbing the edges with her large hooves and pulling downwards on it until it was a bit below her head level, allowing her to see a quite interesting little cloudy house resting on top of it ***

18:16 GyroTech feels his house begin to tilt and shift, throwing him out of bed and causing him to slide down on the floor, followed by some furniture. He lets out a paniced screech and manages to get himself free of the pile by the time it comes to a stop. Obects that aren't well secure fall from the walls. ***

18:19 LemonDrop smiles hearing the tiny sound the birb inside made, as she knew that where there were houses, there were always little snacks inside somewhere. Deciding to play it nicely though, she scooted the cloud a bit further down and moved her head close to look inside all the windows "Helllooo is anyone in there!" ***

18:22 GyroTech was standing on top of the pile of junk and looks towards the door when a large shadowy yellow face presses up against an open window. He eeps as he hears the bellowing noise and is in plain sight of her. Still, he dives for one of the far rooms, taking flight, hoping to not be seen. ***

18:25 LemonDrop sees a little gimpse of some sort of creature in the house, happy that she was at least talking to something in there. Knowing that the windows wouldn't open for whatever was in there, she was fairly confident whatever it was wouldn't be escaping anytime soon despite their fear of her it seemed "Aww don't hide from me! I'm not gonna hurt you~" ***

18:27 GyroTech 's vibrant colors stood out brightly against the cool white blues of the cloud house. He makes it into the kitchen, away from that prying eye for the moment, though there was a window here too. The cloud flexes under her hoof, evidence that she could easily burst through it if she wanted. ***

18:33 LemonDrop waits for a bit and doesn't see the brightly colored creature reveal itself, sighing and mumbling "Guess we'll have to do this the hard way". Seeing that the living room filled with much overturned furniture and other objects was right in front of her head, she opened her mouth and took a large bite out of the house, her white, hard pony teeth cutting seamlessly though the soft clouds like they were butter, landing most of that room in her hot, wet maw where the cloudy objects promptly started to evaporate, giving her a nice soothing feeling of cool mist ***

18:35 GyroTech feels the house lurch and shift beneath him, throwing him against the wall of the kitchen. He can hear the faint hiss of clouds degenerating and looks around for another exit. In front of him, the wall between the living room and the kitchen is quickly turning to a cool mist. Seeing a closet he makes a break for it, as its the only place to hide. Unfortunatly the wall gives way in time for his form to be seen amongst the fog. ***

18:38 LemonDrop exhales through he nose, letting what used to be the living room out in what looked like foggy breath and giggled, seeing the tiny bird she had been searching for right behind the wall that just vanished for a moment before disappearing again "Come on now silly, must I eat all of this lovely house before you stop hiding?" ***

18:41 GyroTech shudders in the dark closet now that its closed behind him. As the fog clears its pretty evident that there's only one place he could be hiding in the kitchen, and it would be rather easy to separate the pantry from the rest of the house. He winces as he hears her booming voice and makes himself even smaller. Maybe she'd think he'd gotten away. ***

18:46 LemonDrop noticed that the birb was going to be most uncooperative, opening her mouth again to take a large bite out of the kitchen, separating the little room he was hiding in from the rest of the house. Unlike the almost all-cloud living room, she did indeed feel some solid mass in her mouth after the clouds dissolved, most likely a bunch of real food stored within all of the cabinets. She gulped quite loudly for the little section of cloud she was now holding in her hooves, sending all that food into her now growling belly ***

18:50 GyroTech hears the clang of pots and pans as well as food as she takes another bite and winces. Suddenly he feels a lurch and then the cloud begins to move again. He doesn't realize she's eaten most of the kitchen and separated him from the main structure. he makes a soft noise of pain as boxes of food tumble down off the shelves and bury him in their mess. Some of the jars shatter, spilling their sweet jam all over his feathers. ***

18:53 LemonDrop plopped down on her rump, pushing a few trees to the side in the process and moved the little bit of cloud up to her muzzle where she gave the door a nice warm lick, definitely destabilizing the nice cool cloudy moisture that was protecting the tiny bird "Come on now, what are you so scared of!" she said as he finally came into her view, cuddled in the corner of the room covered in various food items ***

18:55 GyroTech blinks as he suddenly is bathed in a bright light as sunlight comes through the door as it vaporizes underneath her assault. He tries to rouse himself from the pile of foodstuff, making a commotion and throwing flower everwhere. "What are you doing? Just let me go" He says, as he frees himself from the pile, backing away even further. ***

18:57 LemonDrop seems fixated on all of the food surrounding him, sure the kitchen gave her some but she had just eaten mostly pots and pans, this was definitely a breakfast she could enjoy "Oh you know, just out to find some breakfast, that's all!" ***

19:01 GyroTech feels her hot smelly humid breath waft over his much smaller form. Little bits of consense on his sticky feathers. As she speaks, he's given quite the glimpse of her pink slippery open mouth with little bits of drool dripping from the ceiling. "Well...uhh...I've got plenty of food right here. Why don't you just eat that..." he says, pressed against the shelves along the back, as far from her as he could get. ***

19:07 LemonDrop smiles "Oh how generous of you!" she said sarcastically, leaning forwards and taking a nice slow bite down over half of the room of food, letting the tiny birb see the two large white teeths close together a few feet in front of him, smashing a few jars that got in the unfortunate position between them, and pull away. She savored the taste of all of the various foods combined, mushing them around with her large tongue before making another gulp, the bulge of an entire months worth of food quite visible as it traveled down her neck. She let out a pant, showing the tiny her completely cleaned out mouth, not a trace of anything that was just in it past a bunch of sticky saliva dripping down from hunger. ***

19:11 GyroTech could feel her large fur brush up against his form as she bites down on the cloud and grimaces. As she pulls away to deal with the bit she'd dust taken, He leaps out of the closet, leaving a number of tasty goodies on the shelf behind him, and fans out his wings. He catches air and turns around, aiming to escape her. ***

19:14 LemonDrop sighs as he tries to fly away from her, moving the little bit of closet remaining directly on his new flight path and scooping him up in it quite uncomfortably for such a tiny creature. She then looked down at him and shook her head "Why do ya tinies always have to try to escape!" ***

19:16 GyroTech does his best to evade the closet as it comes into his path, but its no use and he crashes right into the hard surface. With a loud squawk he crumples into a painful pile on the ground of the closet, feeling his body throbbing from the impact. "I thought you were already done." ***

19:18 LemonDrop lets a little droplet of drool form up on her lips and drop down on to him with a gooey splash, coating his body "I don't think so~ Look at all this food still left!" ***

19:22 GyroTech looks up just in time to see a large slippery droplet come down and splatter his face, coating him in the hot slimy drool and getting some of the foul liquid into his beak. He tries to get to his feet, but the shifting ground makes it incredibly difficult. "Well...you don't need me to be here for you to eat it." ***

19:27 LemonDrop shakes the little bit of room left gently to tease him "True, but a bit of bird makes it so much more..exotic tasting.." she said, licking a bit of jam that had gotten on her lips from her last bite off ***

19:29 GyroTech gasps at that statement and lifts his claws up to reach the edge of the pantry, trying to pull himself up and out. Her pink glistening tongue wiggles lively in view as she licks off her lips. He gets nearly there when the shift of the room throws him back into a heap. ***

19:33 LemonDrop opens up wide, giving the poor little griffon quite a good sight of his fate, before pushing the rest of the pantry into her mouth, sealing her lips behind it, cutting off most light to the tiny birb as the room around him quickly falls apart, leaving him on her squishy and slimy tongue along with a bunch of regular food ***

19:36 GyroTech lets out a loud peacock scream as he as he's pressed through the lips into the darkened cavern behind them. What little was faintly illuminated were her white yellow teeth and her slimy pink flesh. Then soon enough all light disappears as she closes her lips behind him. He feels the cloud beginning to give way until he's on the slippery tongue. Gooey saliva drips down, soaking his feathers and fur in a warm liquid as he scrambles to his feet on the soft muscle. ***

19:39 LemonDrop moves him to the front of her mouth as a loud swallow resonates within the slimy chamber, clearly just getting all of that other food out of the way. She always liked to play with her living prey a bit before finishing them off~ ***

19:42 GyroTech feels the muscle shift beneath his form, pressing his sopping wet body against the pearly white teeth before he feels the tongue leave him. THe loud gulp echoes in hes ears, causing him to bang on the teeth and try to pry them open. "LEt me go! Let me go! I'm not food! Just leave me be" ***

19:44 LemonDrop was a merciful giant pony of course, or maybe not. Either way she opened the barrier of solid tooth in front of him a bit, using her tongue to push most of his body up to his hips out of her mouth to give him a breath of fresh air, her yellow moist lips holding him there firmly ***

19:48 GyroTech lets out a cry of delight as he feels the teeth lift and presses himself forward through those lips. Long strands of drool drip off his body down towards the ground far below as he brings his claws to bare, trying to shove himself the rest of the way out. He squirms and makes a little bit of leeway, but soon finds her sucking keeping him held right hwer he was. His fruity flavor, enhanced byt he jam, lingers on her tongue as it licks at his soft plot. ***

19:54 < LemonDrop> (afk for a few mins okey)

19:59 < GyroTech> (kk)

20:02 LemonDrop lets out a nice low hum from his deliciously fruity flavor, much like her own actually! It was foolish though to assume she was actually doing this to be nice to him, as he soon might notice as the pair of white flat teeth behind him suddenly were lightly pressing down on his hindlegs, just enough to give him some discomfort ***

20:08 GyroTech grunts as he feels the pressure increasing against his legs as the sharp inscicors press down on his bony flesh. His struggling becomes more frantic as he tries to pull himself out, but now he doesn't slide any more. "Let me go! Let me go! Don't hurt me! Please!" He begs fearfully. ***

20:13 LemonDrop bites down just enough to hear two tiny little snaps simultaneously, his poor little legs probably breaking right under her teeth, making a very unkind grin before gently leaning down to the ground and pushing his body out on to the grass carefully "Oops~" ***

20:18 GyroTech howls in pain as he feels the crunch and break beneath her teeth and goes limp as his head swims from the pain. He's in tears by the time she drops him down on the grass, and as the drool drips off and pools around him, he cant bring himself to try and get up to escape her as he feels quite dizzy. ***

20:19 LemonDrop places a long lick across his back, making sure to keep him wet and slimy on the cool air "Whats wrong tiny one! Did ya hurt yourself~" ***

20:24 GyroTech shivers as the heat begins to leave his body from the air, before another lick briefly slathers him in her hot saliva again. He groans in pain and shouts, "You bitch! You broke my legs! Just let me go...leave me be..." ***

20:26 LemonDrop looked a bit surprised "Me! Aww did I do that to the poor widdle bird~ Well I guess I can just leave ya here..though I do wonder how long it'll take the snake ponies to find you~" ***

20:27 GyroTech breaths a sigh of relief. "I'm sure I'll manage to get somewhere before they do...just go..." he says, shivering in the cool puddle. He moves his legs slightly and lets out a loud pained cry. It'd probably be a while before he could go anywhere. ***

20:30 LemonDrop sits down and stares at the pathetic little bird squirming around on the ground, not making much progress at all "I hear they're even less forgiving than me!" ***

20:32 GyroTech rolls his eyes as he musters the energy to look back at her. "I'll take my chances." He grumbles out, breathing quick pained breaths as the agony of his broken legs continues to course through his body. ***

20:35 LemonDrop giggled and let out a little burp from all of the house she had eaten earlier, one of the various pots from the kitchen coming up along with the air and landed near the bird with a little clang, all covered in stomach goop "Excuse me~ It'd be a shame if there was somepony here who could help you return for a small fee~" ***

20:41 GyroTech recoils from the loud metallic thud as the smelly pan crashes down about a food from his head. The scent of her acidic stomach wafts up off of it , causing the gryphon to make a face. "Ya...its a shame there isn't anypony I'd trust to do that around." he says, taking another sharp breath. ***

20:43 LemonDrop leans down and places her muzzle down near his head, letting her warm smelly breath roll over him "Perhaps you know where others like you live~ I'd be most grateful for such information!" ***