Failing to Get Away with Smuggling

24 January 2016

20:42 Serilde leads a mule drawn wagon through the equestrian border. She was just reaching the check point, and had earlier double checked to make sure her whiskeys were well hidden in the secret compartment. On top of that she'd filled it with a haul of grain from griffonstone. Maybe there wouldn't even be anypony in the guard shack she thinks as she pulls up next to it. Either way, she was pretty sure they wouldn't find her goods. ***

20:46 < Piko> (maybe the guard was corrupt and already eaten, and Serilde is eaten for smuggling, and to keep SNake Bite a secret XD?)

20:48 < Serilde> (Maybe ^^)

20:49 SnakeBite was nowhere to be seen. The guard point seemed rather empty as she approached. It was unusual as this checkpoint always had at least one guard at it, sometimes even a whole squad for one reason or another. The pass through per usual was blockaded and would need someone to open, but there was no sound of anypony around, not even of a snoozing guard

20:55 Serilde shrugs at the empty shack, even though this was incredibly unusual. Oh well, if there was nopony to check her goods, she wasit going to complain. With a tug she begins to lead the donkey onwards trhough the checkpoint towards the gate at the end. ***

20:55 SnakeBite was making a noise inside the shack. There suddenly was the sound of something stirring as it seemed there was a hiss in the air, the donkey seeming to stop at the noise of a snake of some sort and going still.

20:58 Serilde shifts her ears as she hears the sound and then turns to the donkey, growling at it. "Get moving you stupid beast. We've got places to be. She plods up to it and digs a claw into its side to encourage it onward. ***

21:03 SnakeBite begins to walk out. It would do nothing as she heard the hoof steps of an odd mare exiting the guard shack, seeming to bear no armor or signs of allegiance to somewhere, it was a mare with what appeared to be a stuff gut and a main made up of snakes, a long snake like tail seemed to trail the ground behind her, inplace of the expected tail, it was a hovering Snake head that seemed to be staring at the gryphon

21:09 Serilde turns her head as she hears a strange noise coming from the guard shack as the armour jingled with every step. What was this beast pony that came from it. "Who are you, what are yo udoing here, and who are you with?" The gryphon asks, not approaching the mare. ***

21:14 SnakeBite , with a stretch of seeming to not care about the accusations, looked over at her "I was clearing away a corrupt guard" She said as her belly shook, obviously appearing close to done with the inhabitant, she seemed to not wish to give to much away, though there was little that made her seem concerned about an angered gryphon

21:21 Serilde narrows her eyes at the mare and takes a step back. "clearing away a corrupt guard?! Well uhh...don't let me stop you. I didn't see anything." She says and then urges the cart onwards once more, hoping to get the mule moving. "So...if I could just move right along." ***

21:23 SnakeBite frowns at him. "You still need your cart inspected" She said making her way over, the snake headed tail rising to flick it's tongue over her goods as she gingerly stepped by standing parallel to the gryphon now.

21:28 Serilde frowns at the mare and shakes her head. "Under whos authority. I'm pretty sure that equestrian wouldn't have sent you to take care of on of their own guards." she says, and gives the donkey another tug, it just ahd to come along. ***

21:31 SnakeBite said "Who else would" as an answer to imply she had been sent, or at least under something similar. Ignoring her she turned to pull the tarp from the top of the wagon and dig around in the barrels, finding something incriminating surprisingly fast as she lifted out one of the whiskeys "Assuming your cleared for this?" She asked tilting her head slightly to glance back at Serilde, her voice still rather calm.

21:32 < Piko> (thoughts on Snake Bite so far?)

21:37 Serilde clenches her beak and narrows her eyes at the mare as she begins to dig through the back of the cart. Surely she wouldn't find the secret compartment. THen she does, and serilde looks a tad shocked. "Yes, yes, I'm cleared for them. Wouldn't be importing if I wasn't," she says resolutely, though there certainly would be no reason for the gryphon to have hidden them had she been. ***

21:38 < Serilde> (Shes an interesting pone

21:39 SnakeBite asked, "Have the papers, and the usual passport?" as she dropped it back in, there was a clatter as it avoided shattering. With a turn and a lean in she gave a somewhat taunting hiss in the gryphon's face, her tongue bit lightly as she went 'ssss' as if to just play up the fact she had many snakes attached to her in some degree.

21:39 < Piko> (she has regular fur, but scales that run slightly up her back from the tail)

21:45 Serilde grimaces as she asks for her papers and reaches into a box. She pulls out a real passport, and a pair of forged papers detailing her authorization to take such things across. "See? Everything is in order. Now...if you would just let me go..." She says, shivering as the mare's strange form was making her rather uneasy. ***

21:47 SnakeBite lets One of the snakes in her mane reach out and take the papers, biting into them as it seemed venom or some sort of residue was left along the edges of where they gripped as she took them in hoof to review, with a careful eye she gave a nod and placed the passport back in the snake before looking over the trade documents "You forgot to get the right stamps" She said as she placed them back and offered them back. "Either the liquids will need to be taken, or you can come back with all the right papers later" She said as she turned to go stand next to the cart as if she were waiting to remove them.

21:58 Serilde blinks at her and scratches underneath her chin. She could have sworn she'd handed the forged papers and not the real ones to the mare. She shakes her head and grabs the other one out of the box. "Oh sorry, that was for my last crossing. These are the ones that you need." She hands her ones with all the right stamps and proper documentation, though side by side with the former one, she'd be able to easily see that the new one was a fraud. ***

21:59 SnakeBite grabbed them with a different snake and looked between them and gave an unsatisfactory 'ssss' and shook her head "Afraid these are fakes" She said passing them back as she turned to star pulling the contraband out of the wagon.

22:04 Serilde grumbles as she calls them fake and says, "No they aren't. Everythign is alright here, and those cost me a fortune, so please look over those again and put things back." She demands, stamping a claw on the ground and growling at her. Why couldn't she have gotten a more incompetent border guard. ***

22:05 < Piko> (mind helping detail a scene of her letting out the previous guard, as a way to make room for some gryphon XD)

22:19 SnakeBite rolled her eyes at this "Cannot be done" She said before giving her flank a smack with a hoof "That is one reason the last guard is here now" She said before she turned slightly, something apparently making the seemingly stone of a mare blush lightly as her stomach gave a grumble and a light gas escaped from under the snake headed tail. "Excuse me for a moment...." She said as she turned to find an appropriate latrine, with a glance back she was curious if the Gryphon would follow to see who true her statement had been.

22:25 Serilde tilts her head in confusion at the mare's gesture. In where? She makes a face as she hears the mare fart and coughs at the smell. No doubt she had the keys to open the gate and so she followed SnakeBite to wherever she was going. "Look, I'm not leaving you alone unless you let me out of her. I assure you that paperwork is in order. You're wrong here." She has a stony look of irritation on her beak, though it was hard to differentiate that from any other gryphon emotion, with their neutral faces. ***

22:29 SnakeBite gave a shrug as she made her way off, tail slightly curved for some ounce of privacy as she ended up leading the gryphon off to the side where she was going to relieve herself. "Your fault on what you see" She said as she stepped around the guard shack toward a somewhat sizeable outhouse, large enough to hold a pony or two in desperation if needed, though it offered no privacy as to avoid potential ambush

22:40 Serilde follows the gryphon into the into the structure off to the side. She already makes a face at the scent as it wafts up towards her. It made sense that there was no running water, but that didn't make it any better. She watches the pony with a scowl, taking a seat and crossing her talons across her chest. "Just finish up and open up the gate already." ***

22:42 SnakeBite sighed and squatted over the hole in the ground the bucket that counted as a toilet, there were no pit toilets so that it could stay sanitary. With a raise of her tail which seemed to wath Serilde her ponut started to open, pushing out a heavy white flecked log that stretched her somewhat wide before starting a slow decent toward the wooden bucket beneath her rump

22:48 Serilde makes a face of disgust as she watches the mare begin to empty herself before her. Just as she goes to turn away, she notices that tail watching her, and doesn't want to let it out of her site. Grimacing, she just watches the mare push another wet smelly lock out into the bucket, this one seemingly dotted with pink and white fur in addition to white specks. What had this pony eaten? ***

22:49 SnakeBite , with a grunt, apparently metal was mixed in with it, went ahead and let her tongue hang out in relief as she panted slightly. The first log finally breaking as the second started out, a skull at the head at it having to be pushed out with a pop of sorts

22:58 Serilde blinks as she hears a loud clang of metal as it falls against the bucket, and gives her a questioning look. THen her eyes notice the pony skull popping out of her. Oh...well that's what she meant...I knew she wasn't part of the guard here. The gryphon makes a face and begins to back away from the mare, though was still within striking distance of that tail. ***

22:58 < Serilde> (Should strike her now I think~)

22:59 SnakeBite asks, "Going somewhere?" as she looked over, the tail rising up to strike in a sense as she seemed to finish, putting a clench. She could pee later

23:02 Serilde doesnt answer and instead tries to step back a little quicker now, eager to put some distance away from herself and the mare before something like that happens to her. She figured she'd just leave the cart and the mule and eat the cost of the goods and escape with her life. ***

23:05 SnakeBite darts forward. With a sudden movement the tail shot forward, and before she knew what was happening her head was sinking into it as it grabbed a hold of her with the force of a rainboom. Pulling back as it seemed to yank nearly her entirely length into the long maw, and she would feel herself constrained slowly being pulled toward a fate inside the mare.

23:11 Serilde yelps as she suddenly feels the mouth rush forward and grab around her face. She only gets a glimpse of the pink slimy insides before they're wrapped around her head. The foul slimy smelling saliva works its way into her feathers as she squirms and she brings her claws up to dig into the flesh of the tail holding her to try and claw her way free. ***

23:13 < Piko> (already has claws to a degree, a snake strikes in such a way to get as much of it's prey in on the first strike as possible, so front claws are already pinned XD)

23:18 < Serilde> (Oh...uhh...then they're probably futile weak scrapes, since she's probably not belly deep yet.

23:21 SnakeBite continues to gulp around her. As she was pulled further in, she would disappear until the snake was closing over her hind legs, dangling for a moment before a number of heavy gulps and muscle contractions would slide her further, where Snake Bite was bracing for the gryphon to slide from the tail through into her stomach, with a hiss of sorts the bird brain was deposited into her expanding gut

23:27 Serilde grunts as the tight contractions of the stomach squeeze over her form, pressing her deeper and deeper into the tail. Soon her talons are pressed against her sides as the jaws creep over them. She can feel the hot saliva of the snake creep over her hind legs, slathering the fur in sticky slimy drool. It gets even warmer up ahead as her head presses into the mare herself, before pressing through to the stomach. The powerful foul scent of the mare's stomach wafts up to greet her, and she can feel more resilient bits of the mare from before still melting and getting smushed into her feathers. ***

23:31 SnakeBite gulps faster. Soon she was nothing but a cramped bird of sorts as SNake Bite's belly hung low and started to go to work. With a few careful steps she left the bathroom and made her way toward the donkey. She might as well add it in with the gryphon, even if it made it hard to move.

23:34 Serilde groans as she's pressed into an incredibly tight ball by the pony's stomach. Her form bulged out impressively in SnakeBite's gut, swaying as she slowly worked her way towards the donkey. Serilde can feel that the stomach was already half full of smelly liquid, which the stomach's kneading muscles splash all over her. "What are you doing? Spit me up!" ***

23:35 SnakeBite says with a yawn, "Dealing with a smuggler" as she made her way back over to the cart and dug around, taking out some of the alcholol and taking a sip to taste it

23:43 Serilde growls as she hears the mares response and squrims even harder, trying to maneuver into a position where her beak and claws could get to the mare's stomach lining, but the tight form of the stomach prevented such thing. "Spit me back up! I wasn't smuggling!" She cries. She smells the strong smell of alcohol entering the stomach, "Hey! And don't drink my merchandise!" ***

23:44 SnakeBite snorts. "It's being taken anyway, I might as well soak you" She said before downing the whole thing

23:48 Serilde flails a little harder as she smells the strong gryphon whiskey flooding the chamber. That much alocohol quickly causes the stomach to fill with its powerful fumes, leaving the gryphon coughing hard as she breaths in the harsh vapors. ***

23:49 SnakeBite laughed a bit, as she went over and let her hair snakes sink into the donkey without a care as it seemed the alchohol was gettingto her, the fumes in her stomach would be enough to get even the gryphon drunk,

23:54 Serilde began to feel woozy as she couldn't help but take a mouthful fo the foul stomach juices every so often, filling her beak with the sour bitter substance. The fumes too, didn't help as she slowly got used to them. Her head span with each of SnakeBite's movements and her cries to be let out become slurred ***

00:00 < Piko> (whats t happen to the donkey, shoved in a long side, or die from poison ?)

00:01 < Serilde> (Uhh...shove in along side)

00:01 < Piko> (want a bigger dump?)

00:03 < Serilde> (Sure)

00:04 SnakeBite takes more in. WIth a quick second bite, the donkey was soon added in as Snake Bite ended up just doing her best to climb into the cart and rest her swollen gut as a second occupant was added squishing Serilde even further

00:07 Serilde oofs as the donkey begins to join the chamber. She could feel it kicking and flailing, kicking her in the gut and the face. Soon though, neither her nor the donkey can move as they're pressed up so tight against each other, leaving serilde finding it diffictult to breath. She can feel her fur and feathers beginning to tingle already from the acids around her. ***

00:09 SnakeBite could feel the m settling inside. They would start to churn as the stomach groaned in protest at so much food in a sense, the acid digging into them both

00:13 Serilde was beginning to feel lightheaded as she uses up much of the air in the tight gut, unable to even struggle against the mare's stomach. "Let me go!" She shouts feebly as the stomach walls squish harder around her, massaging her into the donkey. WIth that the gryphon finally passes out, never to wake again. ***

00:18 SnakeBite 's stomach was hard at work on the two. After time had passed it was impossible to tell which had been which as Snake Bite rested on her side, gut having contracted quite a bit as the two former contraband runners were the same digested slag in her gut. Her gut slowly liquefied the two of them, mixing their flesh together in a nutritious sludge. Their fur and feathers floated around in the muck, unattached to any form. the only thing that remained distinct about her two expired occupants where their softening bones as the stomach worked to pass them along too. Soon she arose, the hardening grime of the two at her rectum as she headed to overflow the poor bucket in the latrine, whoever was sent to replace the earlier guard would not be happy. The two former creatures she'd swallowed had melded into one messy brown mess that pressed urgently on Snake Bite's tail hole. A large mass of sludgy remains that would certainly stink up the place for ages lurks, waiting for release. SnakeBite lifted her tail as she got their, keeping the tongue inside the snake mouth to keep from accidently tasting her own as she started to go, tail hope opening as she grunted to push out the heavier load. Thick heavy logs of shit begin to press from her plot hole, coming down with a thud onto the already full bucket. The stink of fresh turds mixes with that of the stale ones as the gryphon's and donkey's remains are pressed out on top of that of the traitorous pony. White bone fragments stick out fromt he logs as well as tarnished brown feathers, and brown and golden fur. SnakeBite grunted as the extra thick log pushed out with a groan, landing with small plops and the like as the extra bones made it somewhat broken as she just seemed to keep pushing Two skulls pop out pop out in the next log, positioned in such away that the beak and the snout were locked together forever in a kiss. The bucket now had gotten so full that it was now spilling out. Suddenly she seems to have let loose the more solid stuff, and loose runny stools spray out with loud sickening farts. The liquid flows out of the bucket and down against SnakeBite's hooves. SnakeBite groaned as it continued, piling up higher behind her until at least she was finished and could lower her tail with a sigh, one last thing to do as she spread her legs slightly and let a much held and extra reinforced stream of hot piss hit the pile The yellow liquid flows down the pile, filling up till it reaches the rim and then flows down, coating the floor with the smelly stream. With all three of them there, it looked like SnakeBite had shit an entire pony almost. The next pony to come certainly will not be happy. SnakeBite sighed and groaned at her worn out rump was red and acheing as she went to leave and return to the tunnels under canterlot to keep a regular eye on the guard, hoping things hadn't gone south in her absense.