Fertilizer For the Grapes
One-Shot
23 December 2015
Stats
The RP has a total of 55 lines, 3028 words, and 16034 characters.The average line consists of 55.05 words that themselves average 4.3 characters taking about 4 minutes, 57 seconds.
Lunar Rose said a total of 28 lines, 1996 words, and 10639 characters.
Lunar Rose's average line consists of 71.29 words that themselves average 4.33 characters taking about 5 minutes, 40 seconds.
Owl Eyes said a total of 27 lines, 1032 words, and 5395 characters.
Owl Eyes's average line consists of 38.22 words that themselves average 4.23 characters taking about 4 minutes, 14 seconds.
19:46 LunarRose tends to one of the royal gardens around the palace of Noctania. She'd put out a couple fliers for some assistance in tending to them, especially the grapes that were used in the palace wineries. Hopefully one of those earth ponies would show up. They were part of the lifeblood that made the wine so very delightful. ***
20:00 OwlEyes had seen the message. Eventually someone would show up for the day's work. He was way over dressed, and looked to be in a suit, and even was so over the top as to wear a top hat to this kind of a job. He had a set of thick round sunglasses on too. "So yeah, I heard there was an opening."
20:04 LunarRose does a double take as a rather well dressed stallion walks into the garden and addresses her. She blinks and bites her lip, exposing sharp fangs. "You're....looking for an opening working the palace gardens?" the green furred red maned batpony asks with some disbelief. Surely this had to be some foreign dignitary and not just some random earth pony. ***
20:08 OwlEyes nods. "Yep." He was frankly just looking for an odd job for him to do. He didn't exactly make much money from his 'real' job, and not going hungry and having money for room and board would be nice. "I mean, I try my best to always look my best, hun."
20:15 LunarRose rolls her amber eyes and laughs at the stallion, shaking her head. "Well, I guess if that's what you want to wear to do this, then that's fine. But its very dirty work. Quite frankly, you're gonna come out of this job looking like shit." She gestures at the vines of fledgeling grapes growing along rows of fences. "Tell me, what do you know of noctanian wines? ***
20:20 OwlEyes shrugs. "Sure." The suit had been scuffed up and made to look like crap before. He'd cleaned the thing up and fixed up enough times to where that wasn't much of a concern of his, that being said him needing a new outfit wasn't exactly a rare occurrence either. "I mean, I know it's a thing. I don't drink much so..."
20:28 LunarRose nods back at him. I mean, as long as he was ok with that there wasn't much else to say. Though, her frown deepened when he mentioned not being terribly familiar with some of the best wines on the market. Of course...if he was here, then perhaps he couldn't afford them anyways. "Well, I'm gonna need some of that earth pony magic to help these grapes along to be their best. First though, we have some rituals to take care of." ***
20:41 OwlEyes nods. "Just tell me what to do, and It'll be done." He says, not really caring much of the background. He just wanted to get this done after all. Menial labor was the bane of his existence, but he had to do it, and he'd rather get done quicker as apposed to later.
20:45 LunarRose lets out a long sigh at the lack of interest that the pony seemed to have in the process and shakes her head. It was a good thing attitude had no influence on the efficacy of the fertilizer. She gestures for him to follow her into the dying light of the sun as it sets, leading them into a pavilion in the center of the garden. ***
20:45 OwlEyes just follows after her, "Sorry if I'm not making a good first impression. I tend to that."
20:57 LunarRose sits down next to a table that has a couple objects on it, including what looks to be a bottle of wine, a bowl of grapes and some grapevine. "Here, have a seat, and we'll begin~" ***
20:58 OwlEyes raises an eyebrow when he sees the items and takes a seat across from her, before taking off his sunglasses and hat. "Heh, we've only just met. I think we should take it slow." He was joking of course, but he couldn't resist.
21:04 LunarRose smiles at the stallion and then gets up soon after he settles in. She takes a couple of grape leaves woven into a blindfold and secures it around his head. "Don't worry, you're here to date the grapes, not me~" She whispers into his ear. "Now just relax and let you guide you through everything~" ***
21:09 OwlEyes raises an eyebrow again when she starts to put the blindfold over him, "Fair enough, but there is enough of me to around. Heh." He was joking of course, but he thought it might lighten the mood. His ears twitch up though when she whispers in his ear, and he gets all blushy. "Okay~"
21:13 LunarRose reaches for one of the glasses and the bottle and pours a large glass of wine for the stallion. She brings it to his snout and holds it there, letting him have a long sniff of the wonderful scent before bringing the sweet wine up to his lips. "Here~ Drink deep. Get to know what these grapes will eventually become so that you may help them along~" ***
21:26 < LunarRose> (boop)
21:36 < Jaxler> [sowwie
21:38 OwlEyes gets a big smile, before sniffing the wine, before taking a long drink of the wine. "This is pretty good~" This was nice, a good job, free high end wine, and a women whispering in his ear. This was the good life.
21:42 LunarRose continues to feed the stallion the nice full glass, making sure he drank up every last drop of the fluid. By the end of it, the monster hunter would feel quite a bit more relaxed and tipsy, making him easier to control. Next she moves to the table and picks up the bowl of grapes. "I hope you enjoyed the wine~ Now you get to taste the fruits that become that~" She takes a mouthful of grapes and then presses her snout to his, slowly feeding the fruit to him, making sure to rub her tounge against his. ***
21:44 OwlEyes was surprised as could be right now. She was being a bit too friendly, but he just figured maybe she did actually like him. He takes in the grapes and, and gets really hot and bothered when he feels her tongue. "W-whoa there, I thought this was just a date between me and the grapes, heh."
21:47 LunarRose empties her mouthful of fruit into his mouth and then pulls back with a little laugh. "Don't worry~ This is all part of the ritual. You have to know the grapes to tend to the grapes, to be the grapes~" She says, and before he can pretest further, she goes back in with another mouthful. ***
21:48 OwlEyes shrugs and starts to eat the ones in his mouth, before making a little noise and perking up his ears when she comes back with more grapes. "I um... alright." He was confused now, but didn't really mind.
21:54 LunarRose laughs at his confusion and presses another mouthful into his mouth, just as sensually, followed by a third and then a forth. Then she smiles and tassels his mane while nuzzling up against his neck, letting him finish his bounty. "Enjoying yourself?~" ***
21:56 OwlEyes nods. "Oh, yes." He says, before nuzzling down at her with a big smile. He was nice and relaxed, and really having one hell of a time.
21:58 LunarRose giggles, this was her second favorite part. Her lips part and she presses her fangs down into the stallion's neck, beginning to suck gently on his warm tasty blood. As she does so, the stallion would feel himself beginning to relax even further, almost like entering a trance. ***
22:01 OwlEyes tenses up when he feels her bite down, and squirms for a second, before relaxing. It felt good, just letting it all happen. "N-no... stop..." He mutters, before trying to gently nudge her. He knew he needed to act, but he was having a hard time working up the will.
22:03 LunarRose sucks gently on his blood and as he grows further and further relaxed. She reaches over a hoof to grab the grape vines and uses them to tie his legs to his chest and to his belly, making sure that he wont be able to move or struggle when she moves on to the next part. ***
22:05 OwlEyes stops squirming after a little bit and droops his head down, and is left fairly helpless as she starts to bind his arms and legs. "W-what are you doing?"
22:10 LunarRose pulls off of him finally and wipes her mouth off with a hoof and then smiles at him, not that he can see through the leaves and then puts a hoof on his snout. "I'm just preparing you for the final part of the ritual. Once you've had the wine and tasted the fruits, you need to be prepared so that you can tend to the gardens~" She whispers cryptically. ***
22:11 OwlEyes raises an eyebrow. "You're really confusing me, and none of this is making any sense." He says, before trying to pull weakly on the binds. "I mean, how can I work if I'm all chilled out and tied up?"
22:14 LunarRose leans down and gives a wet slimy lick on the pony's snout, murring gently at the warm flavors that tickle her tongue. "You don't need to work, I'll do all of it. You just need to sit back and relax and let your earthpony magic do its thing~" ***
22:16 OwlEyes frowns. "You're confusing me. I'm thinking I should leave." He mutters before pulling on his binds. "I really am not comfortable with all this right now hun."
22:29 < LunarRose> (Sorry stepped away for a second)
22:31 LunarRose shakes her head at the stallion and then laughs. "Oh, its a bit late for backing out now. Everything is prepared." With that she opens her mouth wide and breathes a sickly sweet breath over the stallion's snout before encasing it in the warm tunnel and licking it over with her tongue, leaving a trail of saliva across it. ***
22:36 OwlEyes whimpers aloud squirms weakly, but he doesn't seem to be able to do much other than that. He slinks his ears back and wriggles a bit though, hoping he can at least maybe so this a bit.
22:46 LunarRose opens her mouth wider and presses onwards, tasting every inch of his chin as it is pulled deeper into her body. Hot drool drips down and coats his form as the snout presses against the back of her throat. Then with a hard gulp, it opens up to accept him, allowing her to continue to devour the stallion. ***
22:46 < LunarRose> (Wonder if he knows what's going on yet
22:49 OwlEyes keeps squirming, before making a really long drawn out whimper when he feels his muzzle enter the back of her maw. He starts to weakly pull on his binds even more now, but it's quite obvious he's rather screwed.
22:58 LunarRose gives another rgulp as she feels his head beginning to bulge out in her neck creating a shapely site for any onlookers, not that there were any. Her fangs scrape roughly over his flesh as she quickly draws in his neck and shoulders into her greedy mouth. ***
23:01 OwlEyes starts to really wriggle like crazy and whimper as loud as he can, and makes some muffled yells, trying to call for help.
23:09 LunarRose forces the stallion down even further, drawing in some of the sour grape vines that held the pony bound together and grinning around him. She could feel his head pushing into her gut now, blasting him with sour acrid air as he begins to spill out into the stomach. ***
23:11 OwlEyes coughs a few times and makes sound pained noises when he gets hit with the foul air. "let me go!" he yells as he begins to kick his legs like crazy.
23:13 LunarRose coos softly around his form as if to help soothe the pony as he begins to flail and push at his bindings, though they held firm, preventing himself from becoming too much of a nuisance. If fact, his squirming felt pleasant as it massaged the inside of her throat. A couple more swallows push his chest and forehooves inside, forcing OwlEyes to begin to curl up in her stomach. ***
23:17 OwlEyes seems to relax a bit when he's cooed at, and continues to curl up into a little ball. "Um... what's going on?" He asks, before coughing again at the horrid air.
23:21 LunarRose struggles against the stallion's fat flanks as he tries to get him down, and with much effort she manages to get his rump into her mouth. A hoof reaches down to pat the bulge in her stomach reassuringly as he asks, as she cant very well talk with a mouth full of pony. Still she gives another coo and lifts her tongue up, playing across his nethers and up between his cheeks. ***
23:22 OwlEyes tries to cross his legs and makes a really worried noise when she tongues at his cock and balls. "h-hey there!" He was hard almost instantly after the teasing touch lick and started to squirm once more.
23:25 LunarRose stops at his protests and uses her tongue to shove him backwards. Afterall, she hadn't been intending to pleasure him anyways, just make sure that he was nice and slimy for the final trip down. With that final gulp, all that was left was his long tail, which she slurps down and seals into her throat as well. "Ahhh that is always my favorite part of the ritual~" She purrs, rubbing her stomach over the bulging form that rested there. ***
23:26 OwlEyes had seen the message. "W-what's going on! where am I!" He was scared and confused now, and started to squirm now that he was all cramped and stuck inside the tight space of her stomach.
23:33 LunarRose pats her stomach as the slimy muscles begin to squeeze and contract around the form in her belly, working the acidic juices that were already inside into his form. His clothes would probably protect him well enough for a bit, but those would fail eventually. "You're in my stomach~" She declares joyously. "You see, in order to make the grapes grow correctly, we need a little fertilizer infused with earth pony magic, and it seems your number came up." ***
23:34 OwlEyes gasps. "Y-you're joking right?" He says, before making a worried noise as he feels the walls close in on him. "T-this is murder. I-I need out." He started to shake gently.
23:37 LunarRose giggles at the stallion and shakes her head, giving a consoling pat to her belly. She could hear it gurgling a bit as fluids slowly began to pool around her occupant. "Oh, its not really murder, since you did agree to it. I did tell you you were gonna come out looking like shit afterall, and you continued with me." Her hooves roll gently over her bell, massaging the form. ***
23:42 OwlEyes pushes out. "T-this..." He whimpers aloud before starting to try and pull on his binds again. "This isn't right! Come on! I don't want to die!"
23:47 LunarRose giggles at his cries and shakes her head. "You don't know how many ponies I've sent to my belly like this. Its perfectly right since its necessary for the empire. What's a couple earth ponies a year worth?" You'll be much more useful as horse shit~" She teases, rubbing over the struggling form inside. ***
23:49 OwlEyes growls. "You're lucky I didn't pin you to a wall and force feed you holly water!" He says, before kicking like crazy and starting to really struggle. "Let me go!"
23:52 LunarRose lets out a massive burp as his renewed struggles force a large amount of air up her throat, giving her a second taste of the stallion. The vines would hold true through his struggles, preventing him from really kicking out hard with his hooves still tied to his body. "Well seeing as I'm not a demon, but a bat pony, I don't think that would have any effect. Now just relax and let nature take its course." ***
23:55 OwlEyes scowls. "Yeah, you're worse." He mutters before making a tiny whimper as he feels the air inside go thin after she burped. "L-let me out..." He knew he was running out of time.
23:58 LunarRose pats her stomach and lets out a long yawn. The pool of acid would be quite high around the stallion now, and the parts that had been in the longest would likely be starting to tingle. "Oh don't worry, I promise that I will, in due time that is. You'll be one with those wonderful grapes you had." ***
00:04 OwlEyes feels himself getting weaker. "fuck you..." He mutters before lowering his head and closing his eyes. "Damnit..." He then starts to black out, and goes limp inside of her tummy.
00:04 < LunarRose> (What are owl's colors anyways?)
00:10 < LunarRose> (Boop)
00:10 < Jaxler> [grey fur, blue hair
00:13 LunarRose giggles to herself as eh hears his last words and feels the stallion finally go still inside her gut. Yes he'd make good fertilizer for the fields indeed, and she already had the remains of two other earth ponies ready to go. The mare drifts off to sleep as the form in her gut steadily dissolves and softens, turning from a bunch of lumps to a soft round ball. A potion she'd consumed before hand prevents most of him from being absorbed into her body however, as she'd need his remains for her task at hand. By the time she wakes up, she feels an intense pressure at her backside. Quickly the mare takes to the sky and finds the mixing tub. Positioning herself above it, she begins to relax her rump and with wet gross farts, the soft sludgy remains of the stallion slowly eek out of her rump to splatter down on the tub of shit that was below. Brown messy turds mixed with grey and blue fur mix with the previous muck dotted with pink, purple, yellow, and red strands as it came down. Bits of bone fragments from all parties mixed together. As she nears the end of her load, she feels herself stop up, and with monumental effort, finally the stallion's clothing comes out as well, landing on top of the pile. A few stragglers exit, and then finally she's done. THe mare turns to admire her mess and then grabs a stick to churn it all together. Once the smelly task is done, the next one begins, as she slowly gets around to fertilizing the garden with the remains of those three ponies. That year goes on to produce yet another spectacular batch of wine. ***