A Peacocks Pest

16 December 2015

12:38 GyroTech says No I am birb. Flaps wings and wiggles cat tail

12:39 < Lemon> :p

12:40 Lemon Drop patpats birb on the head ***

12:41 GyroTech leans up and presses feathered peacock crest against hoof. Wants scritches

12:42 Lemon Drop doesn't give the birb scritches because she's a mean horse and instead sticks her tongue out at him ***

12:48 < Lemon> c:

12:48 GyroTech grumbles and turns his beak away from her, rolling his eyes.

12:49 < Lemon> soo when do I get to eat dis one

12:52 < GyroTech> he isnt food :P

12:52 < GyroTech> at least thats what he'll tell you!

12:54 < Lemon> They're all food to me silly

12:56 Lemon Drop moves closer to the birb and pokes on his neck "Do you taste good mister~" ***

13:00 GyroTech narrows his eyes at the mare and backs away. He smells nice and fruity during the brief moment they touched though. "Do I...what now?"

13:08 Lemon Drop gets nice and close to him again with her muzzle and attempts to lick him on the neck after smelling the fruity niceness radiating from his feathers ***

13:16 GyroTech snorts as he feels her tongue brushing across his sensitive pink neck feathers and then turns and pushes her away with a sharp claw. "Do you mind?"

13:18 Lemon Drop giggles and teases "Noh of course I don't mind silly, but thank you for asking anyways~" before attempting to go back to lick him some more ***

13:19 GyroTech keeps her at a legs length, making sure to keep his talon pressing into her fluffy chest. "Well I do mind, so quit licking me like i'm some lollipop."

13:21 Lemon Drop looks down at the birb leg keeping her from getting to her goal and shrugs, pretty much ignoring him and bending her head down to lick along his rather smooth foreleg ***

13:22 GyroTech makes a face as he feels the warm slimy tongue trace over his yellow scaled leg and retracts his claw. "Eww gross. Stop that." He doesnt taste like much there, as there are no feathers or fur to soak up the oils he pampers himself with.

13:25 Lemon Drop smiles happily seeing that the claw had been removed from her fluffy chest and resumed moving closer to him to taste him some more "Not until I've had my fill of tastes~" ***

13:29 GyroTech ruffles his feathers as she resumes her advances and backs up in turn. That is until he hits a wall a couple steps further back. He hoped somepone would wonder by and see the pair. "Seriously...This is not cool. Just shoo off." It would be an amusing sight, seeing the albeit small gryphon, being intimidated by a mare yet smaller than him.

13:30 Lemon Drop smirks and places a lick on his neck feathers against their natural laying direction, ruffling them up a bit "Watchya gonna do about it~" ***

13:32 GyroTech shivers as his feathers are shifted out of place along his neck and looks down at the mare, letting out a rumbling growl, trying to scare her off. He'd not actually harm her but maybe he could get her to think he would. "I'll claw you up if you don't stop."

13:34 Lemon Drop rolls her eyes and places another long lick up the side of his neck "Out here in public, suuure you would~" she said before deciding to irritate him further by plucking one of his pink feathers out from his neck with her teeth ***

13:34 < GyroTech> (Pink! :P)

13:35 < Lemon> (shh~)

13:35 < GyroTech>  ( https://derpiboo.ru/999993 with this style head: http://i.imgur.com/O2TuVWg.jpg

13:36 < Lemon> (I forgot his neck was like that!)

13:38 GyroTech gives a loud scree as as he feels the rather painful tug of her teeth followed by one of his feathers coming free, hanging out of her mouth. "H-hey! stop that!" His tail lashes back and forth over the brick wall and he reaches up to grab her around her neck, digging in the sharp points.

13:40 Lemon Drop spits out the feather and squirms around in his grasp, trying to pull back from his grip "H-hey I'm not done..lemme go!" she squeaked, the more she struggled it seemed the deeper the tips of his talon got into her neck "Y-you're hurting me too.." ***

13:43 GyroTech scowls at her as he watches the pink feather slowly drift down towards the ground  and then shoves her away after her protests. "Well, then you can be done and we'll leave each other be."

13:46 Lemon Drop stumbles around after being pushed back so strongly, regaining her balance and touching a hoof to her neck and examining a tiny bit of red on the tip "L-Look what you did!" she said, waving her hoof at him ***

13:53 GyroTech tilts his head at her and narrows his eyes. "I dont really care about your little booboo. You were harassing me. Go find some other little bird or pony to bug."

13:56 Lemon Drop is now more determined to keep annoying the birb and tries to move to a position to lick him again "You'll have to do better than that to stop me!" ***

14:00 GyroTech has a pained look on his face as lemon steps up to the plate once more and gives him another lick, moving his feathers into an uncomfortable position. "You know...I've heard from other gryphons that ponies are /very/ tasty..." he says, giving an implied threat. He then licks her ear for good measure. She did taste good actually, but he certainly wasnt going to follow through on it.

14:04 Lemon Drop freezes for a moment feeling his birb tongue along her ear, not really planning on being eaten today before moving closer to the more cat end of the birb "H-hah like you'd ever do that" she said nervously, now licking on some of his more fuzzy fur near his flank ***

14:08 GyroTech 's hair stands on end as she moves in to click his side, feeling her tongue trace through the blue fur, which tasted just as good as his feathers. He swats her across the muzzle with his tail and then tries to push past her. "I just might. Lemondrops are my favorite candy you know."

14:12 Lemon Drop is pushed out of the way of the gyro birb and follows closely behind him "Suure, its no secret all you silly birds eat is fish~" ***

14:18 GyroTech rolls his eyes and continues walking away from her. "I mean...fish is alright I guess...I still really prefer plant stuff most of the time..." He says as he makes his way towards the end of the alley. 

14:22 Lemon Drop doesn't seem to be paying much attention to him as she is simply staring at his butt "Mm yeah whatever" she says before she trots up a bit quicker behind him, allowing her to quickly place a lick on his rear, her warm pone tongue sliding over his taint briefly ***

14:26 GyroTech freezes, stunned as her tongue finds his sensitive regions underneath his tail. The warm tongue traces up along his taint and across his hole, sending a shiver over his body. He stops and turns at her, tilting his head to his side. "Oh...is that what you had in mind?" He asks with just the hint of a smile at the edges of his beak.

14:30 Lemon Drop giggles and shakes her head "No silly, its just more of you that I need to taste!" she says before moving in for another lick of the same area, thinking about it afterwards "Mm salty" ***

14:35 GyroTech lets out another gasp thats intermixed with a pleased moan as her tongue takes an even longer lick across the spot. "Oooooh but..." he shakes his head. "Blah. Cut it out if you dont want to have fun." 

14:47 < GyroTech> (Lemonpone!)

14:57 Lemon Drop grabs the poof of his tail in her mouth and starts sucking on it happily "Mahek meh~" she says in a muffled voice, not going to let herself give it up ***

15:03 GyroTech yanks his tail out of her mouth, causing saliva to splatter over his back and then lets out an even louder growl. "I said cut this out. You're being incredibly creepy and I wont be teased at like a toy unless you're intending ot go all the way."

15:12 Lemon Drop giggles and tries to catch his tail again with her hooves, batting at it almost like a silly cat would "Whaats wrong, is the big bad griffon scared of a little pony~" she teased, still focusing primarily on his now saliva covered tail poof ***

15:17 GyroTech flicks his tail back and forth as she hits it, not letting her get a grip on the appendage once more. He snorts and shakes his head at her. "Scared? No. I'm just irritated at an annoying little pony who seems to want to just lick me with her foul tongue." He finally turns his head back towards where he was going, heading towards the main street once more and taking his eyes off of lemon.

15:20 Lemon Drop stops following him and chuckles "Didn't seem like my tongue was so foul when I licked ya back there, oh well I suppose~" she says, turning the other way to go deeper in the alley ***

15:26 GyroTech stops once more and turns to look back at her, confused by the implication she was giving once again. He turns and takes a step towards her. "I thought you said you weren't in the mood for for some fun...If this is just some unusual foreplay I could maybe change my mind~"

15:29 Lemon Drop continues walking deeper down the alley, listening to the bird but not giving him the benefit of a reply but instead swishing her tail back and forth in a subtle manner, almost as if to get the griffon to follow her ***

15:33 GyroTech smiles and licks his beak as she swishes her tail back and forth in such an inviting manner. Hmm maybe he could deal with her tongue tracing over his body for a bit. He begins to make his way back towards her, getting close enough to give a quick lick underneath her tail, signalling his intentions. 

15:37 Lemon Drop squeaks and jumps a bit as she feels his tongue run over the upper part of her moist lewd bits, probably giving him a sweet lemon taste along with the musky scent of a mare who is clearly excited "Oh? Whats this, I thought you didn't like me licking you~" she said, looking back at him ***

15:40 GyroTech lets out a loud rumbling purr as he tastes her lemony musky juices and takes a sniff before pulling away. He could feel himself getting a little more aroused now as he envisions himself with the mare. "Oh...I guess maybe I've changed my mind. You lick me I rut-err lick you Fair trade right?"

15:43 Lemon Drop turns around to face him, moving her flank out of his sight. She wasn't just about to let this meanie griffon have his way with her without some explanation! "Possibly, but why'd ya do this to me!" she says, motioning one of her hooves at the now red stained patches on her neck ***

15:46 GyroTech watches her rump largely disapear behind her and then follows up her back, chest and then her head to meet her eyes, taking in her lovely body. His eyes go down to the little red patches and he leans in to lick across one of them, taking in the irony taste. "Oh, well you didnt tell me what you were after, and well maybe I like things a little rough anyways~"

15:51 Lemon Drop giggles at the feeling of his tongue on her neck, tickling her slightly and thinks about it for a moment "Meanie birds like you don't get any fun though I'm afraid, if you're truly sorry you'd apologize to the poor little pony you hurt and do what she asks~" she said, patting his head lightly ***

15:54 GyroTech pulls away as she laughs and smiles back at her and then turns his head down as she pats him. His smile doesnt last long thougha s he hears her words and lets out a sigh. What was this mare getting at anyways. Was she just going to tease him and pull back each time? "I'm sorry that I made you bleed you adorable little pony. What can I do to make it up to you?" He responds, waggling his eyebrows. Maybe she just liked to be in charge of things.

15:59 Lemon Drop raised an eyebrow and moved a bit closer to him near his neck "Are ya now~ Well hmmf..I'm sure you wouldn't mind if I did this then!" she then quickly bit at his neck feathers, pulling a few out and looking at him afterwards with a few pink feathers stuffed into her mouth, looking way too happy about the situation ***

16:02 GyroTech rubs his neck against lemon as she moves in close, only to let out another birdlike screech as he feels a sharp pain on his neck. His talon reaches up to rub against the painful section and he looks down at the happy looking mare, finding she looked a little cute with feathers in her mouth. "I think pink suits you very well...but uhh...feathers dont grow back nearly as quickly as hair so...please be gentle."

16:06 Lemon Drop spits out the feathers, watching them fall down onto the ground, half of them covered in some drool from her mouth. She looked back up to the birb and smiled teasingly "Oh what is that? A big strong bird like yourself cant handle a bit of pain? Shame~" ***

16:10 GyroTech rolls his eyes at teh implication and brings a claw to her head, gently scritching over her ear and her mane. "I can handle pain just fine....I'd just rather not end up with bald spots from too much fun. It makes it harder to get more fun in the future~"  He brings his beak closer to her muzzle and leans in for a kiss, tracing his tongue over her lips.

16:16 Lemon Drop gently pushes his beak away from her muzzle as he starts licking her with one of her hooves, holding it a good distance away from her "Is that so! How about you lay down on your back here to prove that you wouldn't actually mean to hurt a weak little horse like myself~" she motions to the ground in front of her, the alleyway not the best spot for laying around in as it was fairly dirty, but she was sure it wouldn't be much of a concern to him ***

16:21 GyroTech withdraws his nead and tongue as she pushes him away and snorts. At her suggestion, he motions instead to a little grassy patch  that was on the edge of the alley and moves towards it. There he flops over on his back, swishing his tail back and forth and exposing his blue orbs and sheath. "There~ I hope you like what you see~" he purrs, wiggling his splayed out hips.

16:24 Lemon Drop brings a hoof up to her lip, examining the place where he decided to lay down "Nah much to bright and sunny over there, come lay where I told you to~" she points again to the rather muddy part of the alley more concealed in the darkness "Or I guess I could just go.." ***

16:26 GyroTech deflates a bit at her insistance that he go lay down in the mud and then looks up at her and back down to the patch and then back up at her. He was pretty sure that she'd give in if he refused and then rolls his eyes. "Oh cmon, here's nice. We're still out of view of the street so nopony is gonna see anything and its much cleaner~" He insists.

16:28 Lemon Drop shrugs and smiles "Thats a shame~" she said, beginning to walk down the alley again, not going to stick around for some meanie birb who only wants to refuse her humble requests. ***

16:32 GyroTech watches as she begins to walk away and lets out a loud sigh. "Fine...fine...I'll lay down in the mud for you, but you better be worth it, or I might actually dine on pony," he threatens. The Gryphon rolls to his feet and makes his way over to her spot and making a face, he rolls over in the mud, wincing as he feels the wet dirt squishing into his fur.

16:35 Lemon Drop hears him squish down into the muddy area and stops walking away, turning around to see him just where she wanted "Ooh how kind of you! Such a nice bird you are~" she said, moving back over to him and looking over his body, specifically at the blue lewd bits he had exposed, but quickly diverting her attention back up to him, stroking one of his hindlegs with her hoof gently "Are you comfy?~" ***

16:38 GyroTech shivers in the spot he lays, both from the cool mud fouling up his coat, and from the excitement as she seems to take in his body. He follows her gaze and gives a soft smile, quivering his blue leg as she strokes on his thigh. "It...would be more comfortable with a cute mare on top of me. I need a little extra warmth~"

16:41 Lemon Drop perks her head up "Ooh that does indeed sound like a good idea!" she exclaims before suddenly crouching down a bit and jumping up off the ground, landing right on the bird's belly on her hooves with a soft squish, looking very amused with her now position standing on him with muddy hooves ***

16:45 GyroTech smiles wryly at her response and shifts to make himself look even more appealing when he's caught by surprise as the mare takes a very different approach. Her hooves sink into his body and press his back further into the mud, knocking the wind from his lungs and causing him to bow forward in pain. He breaths hard, trying to regain his breath as her hooves drip thier gross substance down onto his belly as well. "T-thats not what I had in mind..." He grumbles alloud.

16:47 Lemon Drop giggles and places one of her muddy hooves on his beak to shush him, bouncing up and down slightly on his squishy belly "Hehe that's fine, you're more comfortable now right!" she said cheerfully, making sure that he was appreciating her kindness! ***

16:49 GyroTech Scrunches his jaw as the hoof comes to rest upon his hard beak, giving him a smell of the gross earthy scent that covered her hooves and now his body. "No...no I'm not. You're supposed to be laying down cuddling me so that we can get to more fun~"

16:51 Lemon Drop thinks for a moment about what he was saying, confused as to why he wasn't enjoying this "Well I guess you're not a nice bird afterall!" she says, stepping back a bit on him and having one of her hooves come down unfortunately right on top of his sheath, squishing it against his body ***

16:54 < GyroTech> (I am totally confused as to the goal here. Does lemon want to eat bird? Because I think bird is getting irritated :P )

16:54 < Lemon> (One shouldn't know where rp is going!)

16:54 < Lemon> (No sneaky ooc motives for you)

16:55 < Lemon> (Just do what ya would as a bird!)

16:56 GyroTech lets out another loud screech and feels his eyes tearing up from the pain as she steps on his soft sheath.  He reaches up and shoves at her with his front legs trying to push her off of him, though from his position under her he couldnt get nearly as much leverage as he'd like.

16:59 Lemon Drop realized what she did all too suddenly, but instead of fixing her positioning she grinned and with the force of the bird trying to push her off of him, only stepped down on it harder "Hehe poor little sensitive bird, I knew you couldn't handle it~" she teased, trying to stabilize herself after being pushed around on top of the not too stable squishy surface ***

17:14 GyroTech gives an even louder squeal of pain as she seems to only double down on his sensitive bits and tries to roll to the side and shove, doing his best to get her off of him. "Get off me you bitch!" He shouts with pain in his voice.

17:16 Lemon Drop swiftly hops off of him to his side, splashing some mud up against him as she landed "Oops~ We ponies tend to be fairly clumsy~" she said, looking back over the muddy griffon thrashing around in the mud and smiling to herself in satisfaction ***

17:18 GyroTech continues to lay there, his claws reaching down to carress his aching nethers, smarting from the pain that lingers. His eyes narrow at Lemondrop and he lets out a loud growl. He was muddy and in pain, and now feeling a little enraged at the mare.

17:24 Lemon Drop flicks some mud up at his head with one of her hooves casually, backing up slightly with the prolonged growling "Looks like this earth pony was too much for you!" she said, amused with the position the griffon was in and simply trying to annoy him further ***

17:26 GyroTech feels himself grow redder as Lemon flicks mud up onto his head, dirtying his feathers further. The pain begins to subside and he rolls to his feet, stalking towards lemon, trying ot back her into a corner. "No...I think she's going to be just right for me..." he comments, licking his beak, and then immidiatly making a face as his tongue finds mud.

17:30 Lemon Drop backs up as he starts approaching her deeper into the alley, noticing that the bird was indeed not very happy "H-hey you passed the test! Now we can have fun like I promised right!" she said nervously, hoping that the bird would find some reason in what she was saying ***

17:33 GyroTech reaches up and brushes the mud off of his beak with a talon and continues stalking towards the mare. He gives a nod at her question and accompanies it with a growl. "Oh yes, I think we're going to have plenty of fun. Just maybe not the sort of thing I'd been envisioning initially."

17:35 Lemon Drop sees that this was probably not going the way she had planned and noticed she was being cornered in some dark remote area where no one could see them and decided to make a run for the street, quickly running at the birb slightly to the side of him ***

17:38 GyroTech had been keeping his back legs coiled as he stalked closer and when she tries to bolt he pounces on her. His heavy body lands on her side, knocking her to the ground as he dogs his talons into her. ***

17:41 Lemon Drop squeaks as she is tackled into the ground by the griffon, struggling quite violently to get free "S-stop it you! I was just teasing..I don't want to be hurt!" she yelled, whimpering unhappily afterwards in his grasp ***

17:46 GyroTech digs his claws in deeper the more she struggled and leans down to lick at the blood he was drawing that streaked down her lemon yellow coat. "Sure you were...and I never was a unicorn." He takes her ear into his beak and bites down on it threatening. "I think I'll expand my diet tonight." ***

17:54 Lemon Drop stops struggling as much and becomes paralyzed with fear with the griffon biting down on her precious fuzzy ear, not too thrilled about what he was saying "C-come on stepping on your sensitive bits was an accident..lemme make it up to you p-please!" she begged, trying to not seem aggressive with him any longer ***

18:01 GyroTech gives the pony an incredibly skeptical look, tilting his head to the side. Then he begins to notice how incredibly dirty she was anyways. Did he really want to eat that? And just killing her was sure to get him found out. Rolling her over onto her back, he then scoots his hips forward so his sheath was in reach. "If you do anything else I will make you wish you'd never met me." ***

18:03 Lemon Drop lets out a large breath of air, probably one she'd been holding in from fear, relieved that the griffon wasn't purely mean. She nodded her head quickly at his statement and reached up to lightly boop him on his beak as she was flipped on to her back "S-so I suppose you wont lay on your back for me instead hehe.." ***

18:09 GyroTech snorts, totally nonplussed with her response, shaking his head. "I suppose I can just go back to eating you..." he threatens certainly not intending to fall for her tricks once again. He wiggles his hips Making his blue package jiggle in front of her snout ***

18:14 Lemon Drop giggles "Y-yeah I didn't think you'd agree with that.." she said nervously, looking in front of her to see the nice blue sheath of the griffon. She had not seen many griffons up close before, so she spent a bit of time examining its odd, by pony standards at least, shape. She reached up at it to flick some off the mud off of it from her hooves previously and moved up to it so she was practically breathing her warm, humid breath on to it "Because really, how could I harm such a marvelous organ such as this~" she teased, still not doing anything with it ***

18:22 GyroTech licks his lips as he stares down at the mare in anticipation of what's to come. Maybe she actually was going to cooperate. Hmm he'd have to decide if she needed a further lesson after this. He takes a sharp breath as she reaches up and touches it, and then frowns as nothing else comes, other than the lovely warm breath. "Well...you did. And then you stayed on it afterward..." ***

18:29 Lemon Drop fidgets under him "Honest mistake really! Maybe I let my desires get the best of me for a bit there~" she said proceeding to softly grab the bottom side of his sheath with her teeth, being careful to not hurt him after how close to being a griffon snack she became previously. She then tugs it lightly listening to see what sort of response from him she'd get ***

18:50 GyroTech raises an eyebrow at lemon's response but doesn't say any more, even though she seems to indicate her desires were towards hurting him. As he feels her draw closer and then grab the skin he lets out a deep breath, relaxing and stroking over her mane with a claw. ***

18:56 Lemon Drop then feels as if she had stretched it out temporarily enough and releases her bite, letting her tongue roll out of her mouth and gently begins licking her soft moist tongue along the most likely still sore bottom of it, not minding the mud she was getting in her mouth too much personally. ***

19:07 GyroTech winces as he feels her tongue tongue against the sore spots of his member, but the gentle warm sensations slowly win through. Lemondrop can feel his sheath beginning to plump out under her caresses. The tiercel lets out a soft sigh, closing his eyes and gently playing his claws over her ears. ***