A Permanant Cure for the Sniffles
One-Shot
15 November 2015
Stats
The RP has a total of 73 lines, 4472 words, and 24658 characters.The average line consists of 61.26 words that themselves average 4.51 characters taking about 4 minutes, 52 seconds.
Gyro Tech said a total of 36 lines, 2511 words, and 13576 characters.
Gyro Tech's average line consists of 69.75 words that themselves average 4.41 characters taking about 6 minutes, 32 seconds.
Xolani said a total of 37 lines, 1961 words, and 11082 characters.
Xolani's average line consists of 53.0 words that themselves average 4.65 characters taking about 3 minutes, 16 seconds.
11:47 GyroTech knocks on Xolani's door. It'd been a while since he'd gotten sick, but now the unicorn was once again feeling under the weather and needed to see the healer. She'd probably be surprised that it'd been months since he'd even hurt himself on the job. He waits outside, snifflinging as his nose is all clogged up.
11:52 Xolani grumbles slightly as she was busy with making her newest creation. A tonic that can change mane colors at will! A commission from this rather indelicate business mare, but...the pay was good, if nothing else. She turns away from her work, the duties of a healer never done. "Come in..."
11:55 GyroTech pushes open the door with great haste and comes bumbling into the room. He immiedatly turns and takes a seat in her chair rather than on the hard bench she reserved for patients. "Xonani, I think I'm coming down iwth something, so I need you to cure me."
11:57 Xolani lets out a sigh of relief. Oh, good...it was only the fool who thinks he owns the place. Nothing serious. "Well...first off, that chair is mine, and mine alone. Please refrain from using it like it belongs to you. Second, you've yet to pay me from the LAST time I've cured you. I sent those letters, and not one reply..."
12:02 GyroTech rolls his eyes and scoots over on the chair, patting the spot he just made for her. "Well if you want, I'm totally happy to share. I would very much enjoy cuddling a cute stripy as yourself~" He says with a wide smile on his face, as if he expected her to accomidate him. "And I dont know what you're talking about. I've not seen one hint of a bill to ever arrive in the mail. I didnt bring my bits today, but tell you waht, stop by my house and you'll get your money."
12:08 Xolani groans internally, the healer knowing full well what 'Payment' meant to this lewd, chauvenistic stallion. And of course she didn't accomodate. "Then you're wasting my time. I heal customers, and for serious ailments. Not deadbeats with the sniffles..."
12:12 GyroTech shakes his head and remians right where he is, throwing forth a pouty look at the mare. "I am a customer. That's why I'm here, and this is a very serious ailment. If this keeps up then how am I to enchant an enrich the lives of mares. I cant spread sickenss to them."
12:16 Xolani lets out a tiny sigh, she knew that he wont leave until she manages to fix him up. That was always the case. Still...he never specified HOW he would be cured. A very sly, charming smile creeps across her muzzle, a hoof reaching out to gently stroke his cheek. "Ohhh, dont fret, my dear. I have just the thing..."
12:19 GyroTech thinks he's working his chamring giles on the mare as seh steps up and strokes across his face. He leans into the hoof and smiles at her. "Oh you can cure me then? Good, I so hate feeling under the weather like this. Perhaps I can even return the favor afterwards. I'm sure you're aching for a little bit of love~"
12:22 Xolani giggles softly, trying to hold back the urge to vomit as she starts to saunter away. "What you need...is a good, hot, herbal bath. Clear the body, unsure a perfect balance of internal energies...and a certain vigor for your calling, hmmm~?"
12:27 GyroTech hmms as Xolani gives her remedy but then nods his head. She was the expert afterall and he trusted that the mare knew exactly what she was doing. His eyes follow her plot as it slowly moves away from. "Hmm an herbal bath huh?That sounds lovely. Will I get a scrubbing down by your expert hooves?" He asks. IT was gonna be just like a day in a spa, happy ending and everything.
12:29 Xolani purrs softly, wiggling her flanks as she glances back at the silly colt. "Only from the best. Now...follow me, we need to get you nice and clean~" She leads the unicorn to a back room, with a rather large pot sitting on the fire pit.
12:38 GyroTech follows Xolani into a back room, keeping his eye on her rear the entire time. He 'accidentally' bumps into it with his snout when she comes to a stop before pulling back and shaking his head. His eyes fall on a warming pot of water above a fire, and he eyes it strangely. "It doenst look or smell herbal..." He comments.
12:40 Xolani sighs as she starts to put in some sprigs of aromatic herbs into the pot, the water still only warm as she stirs it carefully. "I need to make a fresh batch for every customer. Surely you wont object? I'd offer my own tub, but...erm, it's not nearly big enough for two..."
12:47 GyroTech smiles at the mare and takes a seat down besidet he pot as she begins to explain. "Well no I dont, I just htought, since you already had the water going perhaps you'd prepared it ahead of time oro something." He patiently awaits her commands, not wanting to mess up whatever herbal remedy she was throwing together.
12:49 Xolani smiles warmly as she slips some relaxant into the water, as well as some powder. Perfect for nullifying unicorn magic by addling the mind. "Ahhh...perfect. Why don't you step in and soak? I'll be...getting other things ready, my dear..."
12:53 GyroTech nods at the Zebra as she asks him to get in and slowly climbs into the pot. The powder she'd slipped in turned the liquid a strange pink hue, nearly matching the stripe on the uncirons tail. He feels the warm water seep into his coat and lets out a loud sigh, breathign in the fragrant aromas
12:55 Xolani smiles broadly as she watches the silly unicorn slip right in, none the wiser as she pulls out a bottle of what appreared to be tonic. She starts to apply it to her own coat, shivering as she felt the magical effects take place. "Mnnn...so...lovely. Now...rest a bit more, and...I'll have that massage ready for you~"
13:02 GyroTech gets settled in to teh water, smiling as he feels himself grow calmer under its effects. He lets out a soud sigh, slipping in to the warm liquid up to his neck. With as much water as was here, the pot would likely not get beyond uncomfortably hot, though certainly warm enough to allow his flavores to seep out into the water, and whatever flavors she would be adding to seep into his coat. The unicorn makes an affirmitive grunt and closes his eyes as he lays there.
13:05 Xolani smirks as she felt her ody undergoing drastic changes. Scales forming at her waist, her legs pulling together as a long, massve snake's tail grows and forms behind her. She had spent years perfecting this lamia tonic, mainly for Nightmare Night and the odd fling. "Mmm...feeling cozy, love?"
13:07 GyroTech gives a nod in the water and says, "Yes, this is feeling absolutly wonderful over here. I'm just awaiting your lovely massage so that all my sniffles can melt away." He purrs happily and mixes the water around with a hoof. His eyes are still closed, leaving him none the wiser to Xolani's transformation.
13:09 Xolani smiles coyly, rubbing her hooves together before slowly dipping them into the warm, flavored water. She starts to rub her hooves deep onto his shoulders, making him go limp as she uses her knowledge to release any tension. "Awww...what a poor colt. You've been busy..." She plants a playful kiss on the top of his horn, accentuating it with a hot lick.
13:14 GyroTech perks up as he suddenly feels hooves pressing against his body and opens his eyes to smile sweetly at the mare before him. "Oh thats just lovely Xolani~" He humms . His body steadily relaxes further. He takes a deep gasp as he feels the kiss on his horn followed by the senusal lick, causing the bone to send out a few tingling sparks. "Ooooh~ Just like that~"
13:15 Xolani giggles as she keeps rubbing, gently pressing down on his shoulders as she kisses his horn once more. "Would you be a dear, and dunk yourself in the water? Your sniffles need to go away...~"
13:18 GyroTech preses his horn back against her lips, causing it to slip breifly into her mouth before pulls off. He gives a giddy little smile and shifts underneath her hooves. "Sure, if thats what I need to do. "He takes a deep breath and plunges his head into the warm water, feeling it sop up into his mane and soaking every inch. His horn stays above the surface just a tad, still accessible to the zebra.
13:20 Xolani murrs as she finally sees her chance. Her mouth opens rather wide, slowly taking in that horn as she suckles on it sensually. Her hooves dip him ever so slightly deeper, her tongue doing wonders to tease and savor that sparkly, magical flavor. Ohhh...this was going to be...delightful!
13:23 GyroTech holds himself under teh water as she keeps her hooves on his shoulder, but does tense when he feels the mare begining to take his horn in all the way. Oooh this was going to be delightful~ The unicorn thought, eager for her to take him liek this. His horn sparked and sputtered pleasantly, as shivers of pleasure ran through the unicorn in turn.
13:25 Xolani felt her coils shiver as she finally starts to pull up her meal, horn disappearing down her undulating throat as she takes the first swallow. the water did wonders to both slick him up and make him limp like a noodle, the lamia quickly working her lips over hsi shoulders as she rubs over his sides and nice, tender flanks.
13:28 GyroTech feels his head drawn up out of the water, though the mouth of the lamia is wet and warm enought that he doesnt actually realize he's broken the surface,thouth he does feel a pleasant massage all aournd his body as her tongue wiggles underneath, pushing him up against the soft palate above him. His nose si clogged up enough that the change in scent doesnt even alert him to the present danger. All he knew is this felt marvelous.
13:30 Xolani gulps a bit deeper, slurping up more of that sweet, fragrant water laced with hot unicorn. She had this poor pony right where she wanted him, and she starts to play with his nice flanks, squishing them together as she gulps a bit more vigorously. "Mmmmm~" Her voice resonates in his ears...
13:34 GyroTech feels the tongue suddenly press him backwards, forcing his head down into the tight tube and pulling his shoulders up even deeper. His lungs are burning from his held breath now and he begins to squirm, trying to break the surface of the water, which he thought he was still in. Suddenly though, he hears her rumble and gasps, discovering there was air. He goes still once more, unaware fo what was going on, but he was sure it was all part of the treatment. "Uhh Xolani? Did you turn off the lights? Its a little dark in here..."
13:36 Xolani slowly nods as she keeps rubbing over his body, giving special attention to that crotch as she laps over his back and sides. She wanted more...so much more. Another tender gulp , his shoulder disapearing into that hot, soft tunnel.
13:39 GyroTech was begining to grow a little worried from the lack of the zebra's resonse, though his worries begin to vanish when she reaches down to rub at his throbbing sheath. The earlier attention on his horn ahd brought him to ful mast, causing the unciron to moan int eh tunnel as she runs her hooves along it and his dangling orbs.
13:40 Xolani stifled a full giggle as she playfuly presses her hoof into those orbs, cradling them as she uses her other hoof to rub over his hot, submerged shaft, stroking ever so carefully as more of her meal disappears down her gullet.
13:45 GyroTech begins to pant and steadily arches his hips up against her tantalizing hooves. He feels his belly already begining to disapear into her eager mouth, bringing the tip of his shaft within reach of her tonuge. THe unicorn moans louder and gasps as the pleasureable sensations rush up his spine.
13:47 Xolani decides to grant this colt some moments of sheer, orgasmic pleasure. His tip disappears into her lips, tongue deftly wrapping around and squirming and tugging at it carefully. Both her hooves were squishing his flanks deeper into her mouth, one odf them rubbing over his orbs as she enjoys the musky flavor. His head sticks into her hot belly, her moans and breathing all around him as she finally lifts him out of th hot water...
13:53 GyroTech bucks steadily against the tongue as he feels it wrapping up his shaft and running along it. A steady pressure builds in the stallion's orbs from each tender rubbing of her hooves as he slides in deeper. His addled mind has not yet figured out what sort of danger he's in, and he hasnt even thought to light his horn, even though that should be natural instinct. Those herbs did a wonder on him.
13:55 Xolani groans happily as she strokes over that shaft more vigorously, murring as she ekes out every bit of pleasure from him before sending him straight down. Her belly was swollen, her coils still utouched a she lifts her head up high enough to let gravity shift around his hind quarters. Just a bit more...and she gulps teasingly, wondering when, if eve,r will he realize his predicament~
13:55 < -> Sparkler_ is now known as Sparkler
13:58 GyroTech lasts just a little longer under his massage before he finally spurts out his load, painting the inside of her mouth in his hot salty seed and coating his own belly. When he's finally finsihed the stallion goes limp, panting hard as she slurps up the rest of his body. He lays in his afterglow as moe and more of his form is pressed down into her hot stomach. Pleasure and drug addled, the unicorn was a fairly calm occupant, though he'd likely soon come partially to hsi senses.
14:00 Xolani lets out a giggy little snicker, finally gulping down the last of her customer as she uses her hooves to knead and ppress his limp body past that second, fleshy ring, forcing him into her thick, seemingly endless coils as she sways her heavy hips. "Ahhh...howdelightful~ You get what you want, and I get...well, a full meal and a way to get back at you for stiffing me~"
14:06 GyroTech is enjoying the pleasant massage when the mare's words suddenly thrust him out of his afterglow. Something wasnt right here...and did she say meal and getting back aht him? The stallion squirms and flicks on his light, pressing aroudn the chamber flailing. "W-what? What do you mean meal? Why is everyhing so pink and slimy in here? What did you do to me?" He demands as he's pressed down furhter round and around.
14:09 Xolani purrs as she finally uncoils, her massive coils shifting and squeezing poor GyroTech as she starts to slither away from the pot. "Ohhh...just taking my payments, one way or another. Ohhhh~ Keep sqirming, that feels so good!" She snickers as her hoof rests on the lump in her coils, pattign it teasingly before deciding to go back to work.
14:12 GyroTech coughs as he feels the air routinely squeezed out of him byt he powerful muscles aroud him as Xolani slithers along back to hwer work. He kicks and flails, pressing hard against the sides of the stomach he'd come to rest in. The chamber was tight but long enough that he was left stretched ompletely out. "Where am I? What ahve you done with me?"
14:15 Xolani humms happily as she gos back to mixing her ingredients, trying to find tht perfect mane changing tonic. She only pauses to rest her upper body and hips on that lump, giving it a tough wiggle. "Well, you're somewhere in my body, that's sure enough. And...well, use your silly, addled noggin of yours. Once you've figured it out, we can talk possible prices..."
14:20 GyroTech squeak as she hears her words and feels an increased pressure as she uses him as a seat pressing him further against her slimy insides. "I-in your body?" He gulps, rememerbing the strange massage he'd recieved. "You ate me? But...but why? Please let me out."
14:22 Xolani huffs softly as she gives her coils a firm smack, maving them tense up around her meal. "You've owed me so much money, it's not even funny. You're rude to me, you've scared off a few potential customers of mine, and have the NERVE to act like you own the place! At this point...I don't think Im letting you out."
14:27 GyroTech grunts at the sudden smack, feelign himself suddnely locked into place by her coils. He winces under the accusations and says back, "I can pay you back everything today in full. Just let me go and I'll get your money. You know I'm a noble right? I've tot the bits..." He says, "Just let me out!"
14:31 Xolani snorts again, giving her coils a firm shake as she felt...miffed at GyroTech. "And what about the lost customers? You scared them off with your antics, esspecially when you wailed like a colt after you had a wood sliver in your fetlock. Not to mention how you used that noble card to try and coerce that mare into giving you...head??"
14:31 < Xolani> (Brb, food.)
14:34 GyroTech sloshes back and forth in the liquid that's begining to pool around his form. he squeaks at the mare's accusation and shakes his head. "No, its not like that. I was just suggesting that I could take her tab if she did. Besides, I'll pay double what I owe. THat should more than make up for the lost businiess. Please! I dont want to die!"
15:50 Xolani finally lets out a sigh, a hoof rubbing idly over her coils as she thinks it over. "Die? Well...you might, might not. In any case, I'll let you out, one way or another. In the meantime, I need to earn MY keep. If you want to offer something more..."
16:11 GyroTech squirms as he feels the hoof press into his form and pushes back against it. "Offer something more...? What about...what about..." He pauses as he frantically tries to come up with something to appease the mare. "What about if I never bug you again? I'll just leave you be." He offers, though she could certainly accomplish that for him presnetly.
16:11 < GyroTech> (Boop Xolani_
16:14 Xolani cracks a smile as she starts to curl up her coil in front of her hooves, squeezing GyroTech inside before kissing the lump. "Mmmm...I do like that idea. I'll...take you up on your offer. In fact, I'll even take you back to your workshop, collect my money...and you can finally be out of my life."
16:17 GyroTech lets out a long sigh as the zebra finally agrees to let him go. He squirms in thestomachs tight churning embrace, now just tyring to get comfortable. Every slimy movement of the lamia's stomach squishes him around into the pool that steadily drips around him. "Alright cool, just head home and I'll get everything settled."
16:19 Xolani smiles and starts gettign prepper, putting things away while getting her pack for the relatively short trip. She leaves out the back door, slithering and squirming her meal inside as she treks through the woods, knowing exactly where to go..
16:31 GyroTech feels a rush of activity around him as the mare begins to get packed up. He gasps and squirms as each slimy movement compresses him and squeezes over his form, making it difficult for him to breath. Outside he can hear the dull thud of the door being closed behind him, a sign that they were well on their way. The sun would only help to make the snake stomach more active as she squirms along.
16:31 < GyroTech> (I almost want her to stop and sun on a rock instead :P)
16:32 < Xolani> (Hehehe, she just might!)
16:33 < GyroTech> (Oh I'm playing warships with skies, so I can only post between battles / after death)
16:33 < GyroTech> (so appologies for slowness
16:33 Xolani purrs as she felt her body gettign nice and hot, the lovely sun amking her feel...alive, and very relaxed! Shefinds herself traveling through a field, smiling as her scales coe across a very warm, soothing rock. Feeling in the mood for a nap she decides...a nap is nice! Her body rests on the rock, coils slowly squirming in delight as she drifts off to sleep...
16:54 GyroTech feels the muscles warming up and squeezing even more frequently the longer Xolani lingers in the sun. Also, his fur is begining to tingle from the exposure to the acids. "Hurry up Xolani...its starting to get really uncomfortable in here!" He suddenly feels her stop on a bumpy surface, and certainly not at his house yet. "What are you doing? Why re you curling up? We need to get home!" He shouts, kicking against the walls of the stomach which keep squeezing him tight.
16:56 Xolani purrs as she rests her head on her soft, thick coils, idly rubbign over GyroTech. "Mmmm...just taking a quick nap. So nice, today. You'll do just fine, where you are, my pillow~"
16:58 GyroTech whimpers as he feels her head resting down on top of his body and pushes back, squimring and trying to make himself uncomfortable for her to lay on, though with how active her body was getting, most his motions were relegated to a pleasant wiggling as the muscles squeeze his form still. "N-no I wont. I can already feel my fur tingling. Cough me up and then you can nap..."
17:00 < -> MiniPistachio is now known as Stoic
17:02 Xolani smirks as she feels nice and cozy as she gives her coils a tight squeeze, forcing air out as she stifles a burp. "Uuurp...mmm, but you're too comfy for that. Get some sleep with me, will you? I'll let you out once I have my money, and my nap~"
17:17 GyroTech feels the coils get even tighter as much of the air leaves the chamber with a small burp. THe unciorn whimpers and takes another breath of air, but finds that there's little to breath now in her stomach. "W-wait...please...At least swallow some air..." He says, starting ot feel a little lightheaed. His coats tingling is getting even more intense, but he still cant channel the magic to escape.
19:10 Xolani murrs as she finally drifts into a dee sleep, her coils idly twitching and squirming as they work the acids over GyroTech. The heat of the sun and her muscles finall y working t knead her food combined to work deep into the meal, as if wanting to pulverize him into a slurry of pudge...
19:46 GyroTech flails and sturggles as he feels the muscles squeeze and knead around his weak body, pressing him into uncomfortable positions. The air in the stomach continues to grow more foul, leaving him more an dmore lightheaded. Soon after he hears the snoring around him he gives one final cry before going still in Xolani's gut, nothing more than a delisious chunk of meat to her snake form to be broken down to nothing.
19:46 < GyroTech> (Sorry Xolani was away from my computer and didnt see your response.
19:48 Xolani was fast asleep for a good three hours, her lithe body slowly breaking down the meal as she felt...rather lethargic upon waking up She groans before stretching out, making bone crack a bit as her coils squeeze hard on what was loeft of GyroTech. "Hmmm...time to take you home, you delicious little thing..." She starts to slither onward, smiling as she intended to leave him at that workhouse...as promised.
19:55 GyroTech 's form goes fairly soft and looses a lot of his form during those three hours as his soft flesh is liquified and turned to chyme. With the stallion no longer living her stomach was able to make fairly short work of him. As she squeezes tight his bones, already softened by the acid, splinter and crack, losing much of their definition and making it even easier for her gut to finish him off.
20:00 Xolani purrs as she finally makes it to his shop, the mare slithering in as she slooks around. She knew where most of his stash would probably be, and decides to search all over for anythign of worth. Bits, jewelry, anything to recoup her losses incurred from dealing with this piece of fecal matter. All the while, her powerful coils take what they can from his softening form, making her a bit more plump in the process.
20:08 GyroTech hadnt been lying at least when he'd said he had the ability to pay her back all he owed her. Xolani would find all manner of jewlery and bits as well as expensive nick nacks throughout his house, and comes ot a small wealth. As she searches she sees his king size bed, where doubtless he'd taken many a mare, and it looked comfy. Perhaps he'd go to bed with one final mare as his form continues to soften.
20:09 Xolani smiles as she decides to stash her loot on top of the bed. She starts to coil around her spoils, much like a dragon and its trasure. She smiles as she gets comfy, rubbign idly at that lump that was nothing more than pudge. "Mmmm...don't worry, you'll be out, soon enough~"
20:10 Xolani "...zzz..."
20:15 GyroTech 's body digests throughout the night as Xolani sleeps, the lump slowly shrinking as his fat and muscles and bone are dissolved and turned into nourishment. By mid morning, a soft mass would be pressing against Xolani's rump, begging for release containing the indigestibles such as his fur. THe rest of his form was distrubuted fairly evenly across her body in a nice new layer of fat, though espeically on her rump.
20:15 < GyroTech> (Can she be zebra again when Xolani wakes? :D)
20:22 < Xolani> (Heeheh, yeah, that was the plan.)
20:24 Xolani yawns as she finally wakes up, stretching out before...oh! Ooog, she needs to find the filly's room, badly! The mare waddles over to the bathroom, her four legs trembling in anticipation as she tries to make it to the toilet! And not a moment too soon, upon sitting down,she felt that sweet release, letting out a msssive bout of gas before...
20:35 < GyroTech> (Oh are you expectiong a post? I saw ... and figured you were continuing Xolani ?)
20:36 < Xolani> (Post, please. Have fun with her movement!)
20:39 < -> Defenseless is now known as Dusk
20:45 GyroTech 's form takes a bit of effort to start sliding forth at furst as the hard brown clump stops up her body but soon the compacted brown log begins to slide free from Xolani's pucker, dotted blue, pink an purple hair. After the first chunk things start flowing more freely and softer smelly spurts leave her rump, piling along the inside of the toilet. Little bits of bone dot the mound in addition to his fur, th ough hardly any could be idenified, crushed by her muscles. To top it all off a spiky bone presses through her tunnel causing a bit of pain and then finally relief as it crowns the disgusting pile of horse apples. THe stallion had finally become what he'd been convinced he was his whole life, hot shit.
20:46 < GyroTech> (She should piss on it and leave it there :P)
20:52 < -> Dusk is now known as Chordite_Flare
20:57 < -> Chordite_Flare is now known as Dusk
20:57 < -> Argyle is now known as Argyle|BIAB
20:58 < GyroTech> ( Xolani?)
21:09 Xolani lets out a lewd groan, feeling every movement, feeling pleased with what has become of this miserable little colt! She felt another urge, another pressure as seh rubs over her lower stomach. A yellow stream squirts out of her, the zebra letting out a appy sigh as she puts the topping on this shit sammich. "And now...I'll leave you to...stew~" She turns and head out to the forest, gathering up her goods, never to be bothered by the stallion again.