A Very Inky Bat
One-Shot
7 October 2015
Stats
The RP has a total of 26 lines, 1003 words, and 5344 characters.The average line consists of 38.58 words that themselves average 4.33 characters taking about 5 minutes, 7 seconds.
Inky said a total of 12 lines, 434 words, and 2406 characters.
Inky's average line consists of 36.17 words that themselves average 4.54 characters taking about 4 minutes, 36 seconds.
Ruzeth said a total of 13 lines, 566 words, and 2920 characters.
Ruzeth's average line consists of 43.54 words that themselves average 4.16 characters taking about 5 minutes, 58 seconds.
Zuthal said a total of 1 line, 3 words, and 18 characters.
Zuthal's average line consists of 3.0 words that themselves average 5.0 characters taking about 0 minutes, 54 seconds.
14:45 Ruzeth makes inky a literal Ink bat
14:45 < Inky> Um?
14:46 < Ruzeth> now she trails Ink everywhere
14:46 < Ruzeth> including her books :P
14:46 Zuthal nibbles on Ruzeth
14:46 < Ruzeth> I dont know if slime pone can fly though
14:46 Ruzeth squirms
14:47 Inky engulfs Ruzeth until he promises to turn her back.
14:48 Ruzeth is now no longer a zebra, but a black horse
14:54 Inky threatens to drown Ruzeth
14:58 Ruzeth shrugs and tells Inky he knows she wouldnt do that. She likes him too much.
14:58 < Inky> But how can he speak when his mouth is full of ink :B
14:59 < Inky> Hmm, should have been more specific with "threaten"
15:00 Inky snarls and rushes forwards to engulf Ruzeth's head, seeing if he still thinks that.
15:01 Ruzeth splashes about in Inky's body as the rest of her deforms to try and cover his head. He tries his best to stay under the surface but soon is drawn underneath it. He still refuses though.
15:04 Inky lets Ruzeth sit there for a bit, careful not to wait too long, but enough to make his lungs ache. She pulls back, letting his now black dyed head into the air again. "Well?"
15:07 Ruzeth sputters as he breaks the surface once more. He makes a face, spitting the bitter ink back out onto the mare and than begins to laugh, shaking his face to clear some of the residual inky. "Hey look I'm all black. I think its a good color on me~" He says, ignoring the question.
15:09 Inky groans, and melts off of Ruzeth. She flows a few feet away and curls up in a little puddle. The bat pony ignores him in turn, giving him the silent treatment.
15:16 Ruzeth trots over to inky with a frown, trailing drops of ink wherever he steps and sits down next to the puddle, stroking it a hoof as it fit were her mane. "Oh dont be like that. It'll wear off in a week or two, and then you'll be as you were. Just treat this as getting to experience soemthing new and unique~" It would actually only last just over a day, but Ruzeth wanted to have some fun.
15:20 Inky lifts her head up, ink eyes wide. "A whole week?" she burbles. The ink pony flops down with a sob, tears of black ink rolling down her cheeks. "Ruzeth, I have a job! I have to handle books for a living! Like this I can't even touch them!" She whimpers and starts to further sink into the puddle, losing consistency.
15:30 Ruzeth wavers and then sighs down at the quivering formless puddle an puts an inky black hoof down in it. "Alright Alright, I fibbed just a little. It should expire before you have to go to work tomorrow. I just wouldnt touch any books you liek till then. Now just enjoy being a slime for a bit."
15:32 Inky stirs, her head rising back out. "...Really? You promise?" she says, looking at the zebra with a hopeful gaze. "And, and if it doesn't you'll do everything you can to fix it?"
15:37 < -> Starburn is now known as Flowheart
15:41 Ruzeth gives a quick nod. "Yes yes, really I promise. I just was teasing you. You know you look good as a ball of ink though, light just seems to fall into you," he says with a smile. "Ever been goo before? Not sure why it made you ink but guess thats the nature of magic."
15:43 Inky draws herself back up out of the puddle and glomps Ruzeth, hugging him tight. "Oh, thank you," she says, sounding much relieved. "Though, that was still really rude." The bat pony punctuates her words by shoving a gooey hoof against and into Ruzeth's nose. "I've never been goo before, and.. I can't say I really like it, but it might have some upsides."
15:51 < -> Flowheart is now known as Starburn
15:54 Ruzeth oofs as Inky suddenly wraps him up in her inky blackness once more. The liquid feels warm and wet against his skin and sort of slimy, and yet thin at the same time. He scrunches his nose as he's booped and it deforms around his snout. "Well, I thought it might be a fun thing to try out, and maybe it was, but I hoped you'd ahve reacted better to new things."
16:08 Inky rolls her inky eyes. "I don't think you would have liked finding yourself suddenly melting into goo either, you silly zebra!" The bat-goo pony hugs him again, finding that she was drifting more over him. Hugging seemed to be more complicated in his form. "Have you done this before?"
16:08 < Inky> ( Ruzeth )
16:11 Ruzeth bites his lip and forms a hidden blush beneath his dark black layer and thinks about lying for a second, before deciding he couldnt to inky. "Umm...well...no...That was my first batch ever of this recipe and I thought I'd surprise you with something fun. I'm glad it worked" He giggles nervously hoping Inky wouldnt be upset to him using her as a guinea pig.
16:13 Inky stares at Ruzeth, shocked. "This was the first batch?" she squeals, incredulous. "What if it didn't work? What if I don't turn back?" The goo pony tries to grab him by the shoulders and shake him, to some success. "Ruzeth, you can't just test potions on me!"
16:26 Ruzeth broadens his sheep his smile and gives the mare a nod before she suddenly starts shaking him and peppering him with questions. "Well...I mean...it isnt a potion I /invented/ Its just a recipe out of a book. The rat I tested it on worked fine...You should probably be fine too!" he says in a voice warbled by the motion.
16:31 Inky seems somewhat mollified that Ruzeth had done at least a little testing beforehoof. She sighs, then shakes her head, and tries to rest it on Ruzeth's shoulder. That only works so well, though, and she squishes wetly over him. "I will," she says, agreeing with him.
16:42 Ruzeth takes a deep breath and lets it out as Inky relaxes finally. He brings a hoof up to rest on her head and ends up accidentally squishing her down past his shoulder and returning into the puddle. He giggles and nods his head. "Yep, you'll get abck. In the mean time though..any ideas of what you wanna try to do?"
16:53 Inky dizzily shakes herself, pulling herself back together. "Uhh, I don't know," she says, using her hooves to adjust her squishy head. "I mean, what even can I try?" The bat pony pulls back, leaving Ruzeth feeling rather cool after being coated in her warm goo.