Stats

The RP has a total of 151 lines, 4597 words, and 25172 characters.
The average line consists of 30.44 words that themselves average 4.48 characters taking about 1 minutes, 58 seconds.
Der said a total of 44 lines, 1374 words, and 7482 characters.
Der's average line consists of 31.23 words that themselves average 4.45 characters taking about 2 minutes, 10 seconds.
Gyro Tech said a total of 39 lines, 1658 words, and 9048 characters.
Gyro Tech's average line consists of 42.51 words that themselves average 4.46 characters taking about 2 minutes, 46 seconds.
Inky said a total of 4 lines, 31 words, and 185 characters.
Inky's average line consists of 7.75 words that themselves average 4.97 characters taking about 0 minutes, 19 seconds.
Saewin said a total of 52 lines, 1442 words, and 7967 characters.
Saewin's average line consists of 27.73 words that themselves average 4.52 characters taking about 1 minutes, 23 seconds.
Speedy Rush said a total of 12 lines, 92 words, and 490 characters.
Speedy Rush's average line consists of 7.67 words that themselves average 4.33 characters taking about 1 minutes, 43 seconds.

21:30 Der informs Speedy Meeps are illegal

21:30 Saewin arrests Sparkler

21:30 Der whispers to Saewin, "I think you have the wrong horse"

21:30 < Sparkler> Nuuuu, she's innocent!

21:31 < Saewin> ...

21:31 Saewin lets Sparkler and arrests SpeedyRush instead

21:31 < Saewin> *lets go

21:31 SpeedyRush Eeps!

21:35 Saewin declares "You're going away for a long time!""

21:39 SpeedyRush argues but i did nothing wrong D:

21:39 Saewin argues Hah! You meeped, did you not?

21:40 Der argues Ignorance of the law is no exucse

21:41 SpeedyRush argues yes, but i meeped when it was legal!

21:41 Saewin argues Aha, you think they only became illegal when Der told you?

21:42 Der argues I was letting you know of the horrible act you commited

21:45 SpeedyRush argues yes

21:45 Saewin argues You were mistake, SpeedyRush

21:46 Saewin argues Now you must face a period of internal detention of no less than 2 hours

21:46 < Inky> :O

21:46 Inky asks Who shall carry out this sentence??

21:47 Saewin raises a claw? If no one else volunteers?

21:47 Inky salutes, very good

21:47 SpeedyRush argues no! I demand a lawyer!

21:47 Saewin agrees You do have the right to a trial

21:48 Saewin asks Is there anyone here who will stand for this disgraceful criminal?

21:48 GyroTech raises a hoof

21:48 < Inky> just imprison him until the trial :v

21:48 Saewin asks All right, Der are you willing to prosecute?

21:49 GyroTech declares My client wasnt aware of the graveness of his crime! It was an accident! I plead for no more than 1 hour detention for my client!

21:51 SpeedyRush nods, "...Wait what?"

21:52 Der argues It is irreverent if your client was aware or not, the crime was committed. Just because this pony did not know about our laws does not give her the right to step over them.

21:52 Saewin nods thoughtfully. "He makes a good point, GyroTech."

21:56 GyroTech slams a hoof down on the desk. "Still, my client is incompetent! Look at his small stature, its a symptom of his small brain."

21:56 GyroTech argues "He's not fit for punishment"

21:56 < Saewin> 0.0

21:56 Saewin snorts ...New motion, we forgive SpeedyRush and transfer the punishment to his lawyer

21:57 Inky argues I'm afraid he'd enjoy that, your honor.

21:57 Saewin blinks Wait, when was Inky appointed to the court?

21:58 Inky squeaks and goes back to her transcripts. A bit outspoken for a stenographer!

21:58 SpeedyRush squeaks as she bounces on the desk when the hoof slamed on it.

21:59 < -> Kassc is now known as AFKassc

22:00 Der rolls his eyes "Your honor, I think Miss. SpeedyRush may been a new lawyer anyway. The denfense doesn't even seem to know the gender of the accused!"

22:01 Saewin nods again. "So, are you in favour of my proposal, Mister Prosecution?"

22:04 Der nods "For being unfit to practice law, and for his client being unfit to receive the punishment, I would agree to transfer the punishment to the client's laywer. Although I would propose to increase the sentencing in that case"

22:05 Saewin agrees "Indeed, indeed? What sentence do you think is fit for the new defendant?"

22:05 Der nods to Saewin, "That is for you to decide, your honor"

22:06 GyroTech blinks and steps back from the bench and then turns to look for the door. "I object your honor! I think my defendent is more competent than they look.

22:06 Saewin waves a claw. "Ah ah ah, to take-backsies!"

22:06 < Saewin> (s/to/no)

22:08 SpeedyRush tilts her head, "So... Does this mean im safe?..."

22:09 < Saewin> "I'm going to let you off with a caution today, Ms SpeedyRush. Don't let me catch you meeping again."

22:09 GyroTech waves his hooves in the air. "Hah! Because I got her sentence, and you gave her a warning that means you are letting me off. No take backsies!"

22:10 Saewin blinks at GyroTech. "...I said that after transfering the punishment! The original still sticks!"

22:11 SpeedyRush dances for joy! She sticks her tongue out at Der.

22:11 Der growls, and opens his beak to speak but was cut off by Saewin, saying the exact thing he was going to! "Denfese, stop trying to change your story and plans. Stick to what you suggested yourself."

22:17 SpeedyRush is confuse on who has what punishment... :o

22:18 Saewin patpats SpeedyRush. "It's okay, you're free to go. Or to stay and watch, up to you really..."

22:19 SpeedyRush agrees "Yay! Thank you judge! Der can be a big meanie sometimes!"

22:20 Der nods The law is a cold, emotionless thing.

22:20 Der cant wait to see what happens to GyroTech though!

22:22 GyroTech squeaks and begins to try and rush out of the hall, heading towards teh door.

22:22 < -> Saewin is now known as Kian

22:23 Der leans into the air, aiming to catch the fleeing defense and comes down right on top of the pony, pushing the horse down to the ground "Not so fast! You cant escape the law!"

22:24 < -> Kian is now known as Saewin

22:24 < GyroTech> (What? is Der big?)

22:25 Saewin pulls GyroTech behind a curtain, dragging Der along as well. "Nopony escapes the law!"

22:26 < Der> (Maybe?!?!?!)

22:27 GyroTech oofs as he hits the ground and tumbles into a heap underneath the griffon. "Look you cnat do this! I dont deserve it!" He shouts, hoofing at the ground as he's pulled backwards.

22:27 < -> AFKassc is now known as Kassc

22:28 Saewin scoffs. "Oh, hush! The worst damage you have will be to your fabulously styled mane!"

22:28 Der laughs and grins down at GyroTech "Then you shouldn't have volunteered for it! You have no one to blame but yourself!"

22:29 SpeedyRush peaks under the curtains, quite curious what was going on behind it!

22:33 GyroTech shudders and looks back and forth between the pair of griffons and gulps, before trying to push Der off of him. "No! Its not right ot punish the lawer!:

22:33 Saewin looks at Der and shrugs. "Aren't laywers evil, though? No offense."

22:34 Der shrugs, staying firmly ontop of the pony, he wasnt risking him trying to run again "Sorta evil"

22:35 < SpeedyRush> "Mostly evil i think..."

22:37 GyroTech gives the two a flat look before turning to look at his former client. "Hey! I tried to help you get off...and even did. How am I evil?"

22:39 Saewin shrugs again. "You're a lawyer."

22:40 Der rolls his eyes, grumbling "There is no point arguing it, it has already happened."

22:42 GyroTech bites his lip and shudders again beneath the mean looking griffon. "What? No you havnt done anything yet. You can just let me go. I dont wanna be food!"

22:43 Saewin sighs and rolls his eyes. "One, you insulted your own client. Two, you're not going to be food, you're being internally detained for an hour. Like I said, the worst that'll happen is that your mane will be ruined."

22:46 Der smirks "I guess he must really like his wonderful mane"

22:49 Der glaces up to Saewin, "Also, I guess you didnt increase the sentance?"

22:51 GyroTech bites his lip and looks like he's about to be in tears, before suddenly hearing Ders words and giving the stallion a glare. "What? No dont encourage him! My mane is bad enough..."

22:53 Saewin picks GyroTech up by the middle, ushering Der off of him, and licks his beak. "It's almost as shame I can't make a meal out of you, you look like you'd taste wonderful~"

22:55 Der steps off of GyroTech once Saewin has a good grip on the pony and gives the horse's withers a lick "Too bad your fate was already decided, otherwise I would suggest shaving your mane"

22:57 GyroTech gasps as he feels the tongue stroking accoss his back and tries to get away before he feels the claws hold him tight around the middle. "Good thing you cant, since you already gave the sentence..." He says uncertainly.

22:59 Saewin opens his beak wide and shoves the unicorn's head into it, lapping over his face as he does. He can't say that he prefers this punishment, but it's more than implied in his happy purring.

23:02 Der shrugs, looking back to GyroTech, "I'm not the one that decides that, he is" motion to Saewin, right before he stuffed a head into his beak. Shrugging again, he sits off to the side to watch the setence be executed.

23:06 GyroTech glares at Der for just a second until he's guided towards Saewin, looking down the pink flesh between the hard beak, with drips of saliva linking the top to the bottom. He gags as he inhales the griffons breath and begins to flail, though he's quickly plunged into the wet chamber, getting his mane covered in goop.

23:07 Saewin runs his tongue all around the unicorn's muzzle, then pushes him back and swallows, pulling that muzzle deep into his throat, another gulp sealing his head in that tight tunnel as well.

23:10 GyroTech squirms and kicks at der as the gulp pulls him deeper, forcing his forehooves to his body as his chest begins to enter the sharp beak. He can feel the slimy tunnel squeezing around his face as he's drawn ever deeper.

23:11 Der rolls his eyes, this pony cant even take his punishment with grace. Der grabs hold of GyroTech's flailing hooves, and holds still, also helping feed the pony into Saewin

23:12 Saewin gives Der a quick thumbs-up and swallows again, pulling the wriggling shoulders into his throat, Gyro's head making a visible bulge in his feathered neck now as he leans back, enjoying the sentence.

23:19 GyroTech winces as he feels his hind legs pressed together despite his kicking. The sharp claws dig into his back legs, threatening to draw blood if he kicked to hard. "He begins to feel himslef press down into a wider chamber. "N-no! Please spit me out!"

23:21 Der pushes GyroTech in, helping Saewin's muscles pull the pony into the griffon's body, and grubmles at the whining pony "Not untill your sentance is up, if you stopped complaining so much, it will be done before you know it. It starts once you are /entirely/ inside."

23:23 Saewin nods with a muffled noise, that rumbles around Gyro's head as it's pulled deeper, a little faster now with Der's help. Soon the sharp beak is poking gently at his soft belly and back, his head poking into a slightly more roomy part of his throat.

23:29 GyroTech smells the fishy scent even more within the slimy chamber as he begins to press into the edge, curling up in the tight slimy sac. "B-but I didnt even deserve this...and it smells awful in here...and my mane is already ruined...Isnt that good enough?" He feels himself pressed even deeper, the heartbeat thumping in his ears and the heavy breathing echoing around him.

23:33 Der sighs "Maybe if you asked nicely instead of running out of the room, but you chose that aswell" He says as he guides the pony's midsection into Saewin's body

23:35 Saewin eagerly takes his belly in as well, licking over it teasingly before he tips his head back and gives another couple of hard swallows, pushing the slime-covered unicorn all the way into his crop, purring all the while and flopping over onto his side to stroke the lumpy, vague bulge. "Would you be so good as to start the timer, Der?"

23:38 GyroTech feels his hooves guided into the sharp beak and licked over, before swallowing, sealing away the last vestiges of his being in the griffons tight slimy gut. He gives a whine as the rest of his body follows in, pressing him into a tight ball. He oofs as he's flopped upon and squrims. "But...but..."

23:39 Der nods, turning an egg timer to 1 hour, the real timer was sadly out for maintance. "Timer set, 1 hour untill the sentance is up"

23:40 Saewin pats the bulge, before he goes back to stroking it. "Thank you, Der. See? It's just an hour, and then you're out. Is that really so bad?~"

23:44 GyroTech snorts squirms within the tight chamber as it squeezes and kneads around his form, coating and drenching him in the fishy goop. "An hour? That's so long. You've already messed up my mane...now you're just doing this because you like it. YOu're a corrupt court.

23:44 < -> Tenno is now known as Tenno|Ships

23:47 Der sighs "And you are a corrupt, incompetent lawyer who offers up alternative punishments to get his clients out of trouble, but then backtracks when he realizes it effects himself. Who runs from the court instead of keeping his word, and who cant even tell a mare from a stallion. "

23:50 Saewin shrugs, offering his chest for Der to pet. "Besides, this was the punishment decided by the court. Offered by you. Changing our minds halfway through would be the truly corrupt thing to do." He hums happily. "The fact that I enjoy it has no bearing. If I could, I'd keep you in here longer~"

23:53 GyroTech winces as he hears the words from teh other griffon, muffled by the large amoung of flesh around him and huffs. "Well, its a good thing you cant then. An hour is already verging on torgure." He says with a huff and punctuates it with a weak kick.

23:55 Der steps closer to Saewin, placing his talons on the griffon's chest and stoking it, pressing down on the pony inside "Oh please, you will be fine"

23:56 Saewin lets out a little laugh, going Der in stroking again. "I know, he's so dramatic! There are ponies out there who would be happy to get this kind of treatment, ruined mane or not~"

23:58 Inky (pet pets Saewin's belly)

23:59 GyroTech gives a loud whimper as he's pressed down into the flesh by the talons, dulled by the inch of flesch between himself and the griffon. "WEll I'm not those ponies...and you keep talking about wanting to have me longer..."

00:05 Der continues to pet the griffon's chest, after a couple of strokes he then moves his head down and presses his beak against Saewin's chest, prushing into GyroTech "Don't worry~ I'm still here to make sure you get out on time~"

00:10 Saewin pats Der on the back of the head, stroking into his feathers as well. "See? Nothing to worry about. Just relax, and see if you can't convince yourself to enjoy the ride~"

00:13 GyroTech gives a whine as he feels the griffon press his body against his form, causing the area to shrink even further. "Then how much time do I have left? Surley its already been like half an hour. ANd how can i enjoy it? Its cramped and smells disgusting. Like week old fish."

00:16 Der laughs, still pressed against Saewin "It is supposed to be a punishment, it is fitting that you don't like it at all! And don't worry about the time, we will let you know when that is, time passes slowly when that is all you are thinking about."

00:18 Saewin nods, screwing up his face for a moment then letting out a belch, carrying the smell of stronger fish, and the acrid scent of acid, through the crop. "Huh," he says as he recovers, "you don't like week-old fish?" He shrugs at Der. "Ponies, eh?"

00:19 < Der> (And then Gyro vomits all over himself)

00:19 < Saewin> (Niiiiice)

00:20 GyroTech winces as he hears the laughter and folds his ears flat, feeling every slimy movement around him. "Well He's the one who suggested I somehow enjoy it..." Just about taht time a loud rumble echoes around his ears, filling the chamber up with an awful smell. The unicorn gags and begins to dry heave, and the petting was only making it worse.

00:24 Der continues to rub Saewin's chest, making sure to kneed at the trapped pony, might aswell get the most of the punishment! Anyone looking at the pair would be thoroughly confused at what was going on. "Eh, ponies, they sure are strange! Most don't even like the smell of fresh fish!" He says, smirking up to the other griffon.

00:26 Saewin pushes the smaller griff a little harder into his chest, keeping it comfortable for him, but less so for the unicorn trapped inside. "They're a strange bunch, 'tis true... But they do feel nice when they squirm in there. It's not something I usually...indulge in, but when I do~"

00:28 GyroTech lets out a couple of burps as his queazy stomach churns and squeezes, especially under the hooves nad pressure at his stomach. He only lasts a bit longer before he begins to puke, coughing up the contents of his lunch onto his fur and only making the chamber smell even worse. "Bleh...plase...just let me out..."

00:35 Der wiggles his head a bit as it is pressed harder into the other griffon's chest, "It is... not something I personally have must experiance with, but it certainly does sound like an interesting experiance to try~" As he talks, every movement of his beak works though Saewin's neck and to the pony inside. "Didn't we say earilier you would just have to wait till the time was up?" He says, nudging GyroTech with a talon

00:36 Saewin blinks, feeling what perhaps Der doesn't as he goes still as a statue, only his eyes moving as they slide downwards, to look at his own bulging crop. "...did you really..." He looks back up at Der. "He threw up in my crop," he says simply, his face like stone.

00:39 GyroTech squirms in his own vomit, getting thoroughly covered, especially through Der's movements as they continue to speak. "Well...why dont you maybe take me instead? Maybe you'll be a better host..." the unricorn whines, "It really stinks in here...and now I'm covered in my gunk as well..."

00:41 Der blinks, looking up "He just had to make it worse for himself, didn't he?" glacing back to the large crop, he tilts his head "Me take you? Now are you sure about that... and I'm not sure a vomit coated pony would taste well?"

00:43 Saewin makes a face, sitting up a little and jostling his crop in the process. "Eurgh... See, now I'm well and truly stuck. I reeeeeally don't want to keep a vomit-covered pony inside me. But I also really don't want to swallow someone else's vomit. And if I bring you, I'm going to get a mouthful of vomit-tasting pony."

00:44 < Inky> (reasonable option is to wash him off :p)

00:45 < Der> (With fish sauce)

00:47 < Saewin> (That'll just make him chunder all over again!)

00:54 GyroTech narrows his eyes from within the chamber as he hear's Der'swords and shouts, "Well, I thought it was abotu punishing me. What does it matter how I taste?" He feels himself rolled around in the mess as the tiercel sits up, squirming. "Well, its you're fault for deciding to punish me for a crime I didnt commit. Now you'll have to deal with it at least by when the timor urns out."

00:54 < Inky> (but he has nothing left to throw up!)

00:57 Der glares back at the unseen pony, "It is, but if you taste horrible, why would I want the responsability of your punishment transfered to me?" He looks back at Saewin "Have something to rise out your beak when he comes up?"

00:59 Saewin shakes his head and hums, before his eyes brighten with a growing idea. "Maybe we could rinse him out before he even comes up... I'm going to need some of that pony mouthwash. The strongest stuff we can get."

01:01 GyroTech snorts at the griffon's words and shouts, "Well, because its you're responsibility as a prosecutor?" As he hears the rest of the talk, he smiles to himself and settles down a bit in the chamber. "Yes, please very much! I'd like to be rinced off as well."

01:05 Der squawks at GyroTech, "The prosecutor isn't the executioner, just because I proved you should be punished, doesn't mean I should have to do it!" He glaces at the timer before looking to Saewin "Where can we find any of that, before we run out of time?"

01:07 Saewin shrugs. "You could check the bathrooms, maybe? Or... Is there a shop nearby? If you can get out fast enough..."

01:08 GyroTech winces at that word and then pokes a hoof out at Saewin's belly. "I dont think this griffon is teh executioner either. You said just an hour! Can we get me cleaned already?"

01:09 Der shrugs "Do you have any bits Saewin? I can't say I bring much money to work!"

01:10 Saewin groans and reaches under his seat, passing a wallet to Der. "Here. And be quick about it, please, I don't know how much longer I can take before I swallow him just to stop the complaining. And executioner is a metaphorical term," he says, addressing Gyro now. "Or it is as long as you keep quiet..."

01:13 GyroTech shudders as he hears teh threat by the griffon and then ponders what to do. His ears fold flat and for the moment the unicorn seems to finally go quiet, though he continues to wigglie within the tiercel. He hoped that Der would be back pretty soon.

01:16 Der gives Saewin a look at the swallowing comment and then takes the wallet and nods, dashing out of the room and through the building. The griffon goes as fast as he can to the nearby corner store, scanning the store for pony mouthwash, once he finds it, he buys out the store's limited suppy and dashes back, at the speed of light, to behind the curtain! "Got it!" He says, skiding to a stop just before the other catbird!

01:16 < Saewin> (A look? What kind of look?)

01:17 < Der> (Dissaproving)s

01:19 Saewin wilts a little under the glare, but is happy that the threat seems to have worked as the unicorn goes silent. He smiles at the returning griffon and takes the supply, cracking the first bottle and immediately gulping the contents down to his crop, where they splatter against GyroTech, covering him in harsh, overly strong smelling liquid.

01:23 GyroTech smiles to himself as he hears the other griffon return with the goods, eager to get himself cleaned of the mess. Soon he smells the harsh minty scent, followed soon by the liquid crashing down on top of him. He wiggles against it, trying to do his best to begin to clean off, pushing the minor chill that spread across his body out of his mind for the moment

01:26 Der watches at Saewin gulps down the fluids, handing him bottles as he neeed them and silently questioning how upset this is going to make his stomach....

01:27 < Saewin> (It's only going to his crop :p)

01:27 < Der> (There will still be some left over!)

01:27 < GyroTech> (I mean if he doesnt want teh vomit it'll still have to go to his stomach :P)

01:28 Saewin works his way through the bottles, letting the tide of minty, chilly liquid rise in his crop, filling the air that remains with the painfully strong scent and all but dunking the unicorn in it.

01:28 < Der> (That too!)

01:28 < Saewin> (it's not so bad when it's diluted with mouthwash, though :p)

01:29 < Der> (Minty with a hint of vomit~)

01:31 GyroTech rolls around in the liquid that rises around him when he begins to notice that the menthol was begining to cause his body to feel ice cold despite teh sweltering heat around him. He begins to bang on the walls of the chamber as his fur tingles. "Stop! I'm good I'm clean! That's enough mouthwash! Torture isnt a proper punishment!"

01:32 < Der> (Should time be timing soon?)

01:33 < Saewin> (Probably)

01:34 Der rolls his eyes "I do remember hearing you agree to this, you said you wanted to be rised off!" Looking to Saewin, he shrugs, glacing at the time remaining, "Should be move somewhere that would be... less messy to bring this mess back up?"

01:35 Saewin nods as he pushes and jostles his sloshing crop, 'helping' Gyro to rinse off a little more. "That's probably a good idea. I'd rather not spew this mess all over the courtroom... Do you think the bathrooms will be empty?"

01:37 GyroTech squeaks as he feels the kneading agasint him once more, thouroughly covering him in the tingling fluid. Several times the unicorn is plunghed under the icy mouthwash and comes back up sputtering and squirming. "That was before I knew it'd be like this. Now you should cough me up early!"

01:40 Der shrugs again "If they aren't, we can make them be empty, imporant court busniess takes priorty!" Grabbing the timmer, he begins walking to the nearest, probably empty bathroom! "Or we could wait till you are done" And mumbles under his breath "You whiny horse"

01:41 Saewin follows him, his heavy crop swaying beneath his chest, making the makeshift tank of mouthwash splash, making heavy waves. "Not much time left anyway..." he groans, trying to settle it with a claw.

01:47 GyroTech flails around in the pouch, fighting hard to keep above the sloshing liquid despite the kneading of the muscles into the chamebr. "Still! It tingles and burns. You should have know that was a bad idea! You did this on purpose!"

01:50 Der opens the door to said bathroom and holds it for Saewin, "Does there happen to be a cause for exending sentances for bad behaivor?" As the walking griffon prison makes his way in, he looks back at the timer, just a couple of minutes left.

01:51 Saewin grumbles and shakes his head. "Only for crimes commited while under sentence. Besides, I'm not sure I want to keep the whiner in there any longer than I have to. Maybe we should just give him a night in the drunk tank next time." He prods his crop. "And you can believe that if you like, but would you rather have been swimming in your own vomit

01:51 < Saewin> for the time?"

01:55 GyroTech snorts and presses his hooves out, trying to make himsefl uncomfortably spread out for the tiercel. "WEll...you didnt have to use mouth wash. THis stuff burns! If anypony deserves to be eaten now its you for doing this to me." The unicorn kicks out again with his hooves. "You're lucky I didnt use my magic in here on you."

01:58 Der sighs, trying to tone out the annoying pony. "Aaaaaand, you can start letting him out now" He says, a second afterward the buzzer on the alarm went off. "And who is going to eat Saewin in that case?"

02:00 Saewin snarls a little at the kick, and grabs hold of his own crop. "I'm lucky? You're lucky, you mean, since that would be assaulting an officer of the law about his business. You'd get locked up for real for that, you know..." he says, before he turns to a bathtub and stretches his beak open wide, heaving as his crop clenches up around Gyro.

02:02 < Inky> (all the air leaving first, of course :V )

02:02 < Saewin> (As it does :p)

02:03 GyroTech calls out to der with a sneer. "What, is eating a griffon too much of an affront to you, but not a pony?" The unicorn opens his mouth to respond to the other comment, but instead gets a mouthful of mouthwash as the crop squeezes around him, trying to force him back up the crop. The unicorn holds his breath as it presses tight around him, going still.

02:04 < Zuthal> (don't worry GyroTech, I did eat him :P)

02:05 < Inky> (did you now :v )

02:05 < GyroTech> (Did you now? :P Was he tasty? Nutricious?)

02:05 < Inky> (...)

02:05 < Zuthal> (He was very tasty!)

02:06 Der is going to toss this pony out a window whe he gets free "Couldn't say! I personaly never ate either!" He says back, stepping away so he doesnt get splashed on as all the horrible fluids pour out of Saewin

02:07 Saewin is thankful that the taste of mouthwash overpowers the taste (and smell) of the vomit, but can't suppress a shudder as the unicorn splashes out into the tub along with a pool of minty liquid. "Bleh... That wasn't nice at all..."

02:09 GyroTech coughs as he finally breaks free of teh griffon's beak with much effort, getting a fresh breath of air when it happens. A little longer and he tumbles down onto the cold hard tub, shivering. Gyro lays there, a quivering mess in all the mouthwash as he tries to recover from teh tramatic expierience.

02:10 Der stares at the pony in the tub, with his horribly messed up mane. The griffon tosses him a towel to dry off with. "There you go, you are free to go! Happy?"

02:11 Saewin nods, washing his beak out in the nearby sink. "Hopefully that'll make you think twice about insulting clients and being generally rude..."

02:13 GyroTech rolls hies eyes as he lays in the muck. He reachs forward and turns on the water to teh tub to get showered off. "I'll just let you persecute some helpless pony next time instead of sticking my neck out, yes."

02:15 Der turns the water off, shaking his head "You get a towel to dry off, the court does not extend any other facilites to you for free."

02:17 Saewin tuts and shakes his head. "All you had to do was be polite about it, like a lawyer should be towards his own client. No problem with sticking your neck out, but we do have an issue with you being rude about it. Now begone, we need to get someone in here to clean up..."

02:19 GyroTech looks back and forth at the two griffons and makes a face at them. "You...want me to walk out of the courtroom without cleaning up? Dripping slim all over your floor and maybe accidentally getting some important court documents slimy if I were to slip?"

02:20 Der motions to the door "You have a towel, use it. And why would you be near any important documents on your way out of the building?"

02:22 Saewin nods. "For the record, you technically won the case, since your client got off with a caution. So celebrate that, if you like. Just do it at home, in your own shower."

02:23 GyroTech snorts and pushes past the two griffons, making sure to smear slime across their boddies as he stalks out the door. the unciorn mkeas a point to 'accidentally' crash into the judge's bench , dirtying things up, before headingon out the door.

02:25 Der shakes his head, watching the pony leave "Probably not worth going after him for that..." he quietly says to Saewin

02:26 Saewin sighs, but nods to him. "I suppose not... I might eat him again, though, next time I see him."