Pissing off a Griffon Guard

13 July 2015

20:17 < Cecil> So how about we have gyro piss off mr Cecil

20:17 < Cecil> ?

20:19 < GyroTech> sounds good to me~

20:20 < GyroTech> You set up where Cecil is and I'll work my magic!

20:21 < Cecil> How do we have him piss Cecil off though?

20:21 < Cecil> Or rather offend him

20:21 < GyroTech> I'll do it don't worry~

20:22 < GyroTech> Just set up where Cecil is and all

20:22 < Cecil> Fair nuf'

20:22 < Cecil> 1 sec

20:27 Cecil is sitting on the side of the Main Street of town. He is leaned up against a building with his head hanging down. It isn't uncommon of him to loiter like this, but he figures very few people are getting effected by it, and nobody really ever bothers to correct a large griffon.

20:31 < Cecil> (Hmm

20:33 Cecil is wearing his chain mail and has a helmet on. His spear is leaned up against the building he is sitting back against and he has a sheathed sword laying by the spear.

20:34 GyroTech is walking down the path, feeling quite irritated after a long day at the docks, having worked with griffons all day. He smelled of sweat and sea spray on top of his usually fruity scent. As he's going along he happens to spot a griffon, who, to him, looks like he's up to shady business. "What are you doing just lurking here? Get on! Go back to the docks you stupid chicken brain." ***

20:38 Cecil doesn't even respond for a long while. After a bit of time passes, enough to make it awkward or make gyro question if the griffon didn't hear, the bird cat lifts his head up. Cecil looks over the pony, questioning if he should even pretend to take him seriously.

20:39 < Cecil> (1 sec

20:40 GyroTech narrows his eyes at the griffon and gives him a shove as he makes eye contact with the tiercel. "I said get going before I call the guards. You should get back with your own dirty kind, and take your thievery elsewhere." ***

20:42 Cecil grabs at gyro's hoof the moment he gives him a shove and digs his claws in. "I didn't know it was illegal to sit, but I do know it's not exactly proper to push someone bigger than you." He practically growled out the last bit.

20:45 GyroTech winces as he feels the claw dig into his skin and jerks the hoof away. "It certainly is illegal for you to be loitering like this, planning on mugging some poor innocent pony, without any though. Head back to the docks." ***

20:48 < Cecil> "Please go hassle some other bloke, I'm not dealing with some angry pleb like you ." He doesn't move, and makes it apparent he's standing his ground.

20:57 < Cecil> Or rather sitting his ground.

20:59 GyroTech snorts and turns away down the alley. "That's fine I suppose. I'll just make sure that the guards know that there's a vicious beak brain here who is causing trouble." ***

20:59 < Cecil> (Is this GyroTech or gyro?)

21:01 Cecil growls, before standing up on his claws. "You have to start trouble don't you..." He fans out his wings, and grabs his spear. "Come back here."

21:04 < GyroTech> (Its Gyro)

21:06 < Cecil> (Kk

21:08 GyroTech squeaks as he hears the griffons growl, and turns to look and sees him coming barreling towards him. The unicorn then tries to race down the alleyway to escape the wrath he'd wrought. ***

21:14 Cecil fans out his wings and flies after the cornered earth bound pony, trying to down em before he gets out of the ally.

21:18 < Cecil> (By cornered I mean there are walls to either side so he can only go one way

21:19 GyroTech makes it about three quarters of the way down the alley before he feels a pressure at his back and then collapses to the ground. "Let me go you ruffian! You cant do this to me!" He shouts, trying to get up from the dirt. ***

21:23 Cecil feels something hard and pointy pressed to the back if his neck. "You forced my claw, now can it and you don't get hurt." He presses down on the pony and digs his claws and talons into him.

21:26 GyroTech gulps as he feels the sharp object at his neck and shudders but goes absolutely silent and still, just as requested. He looks around the ally, searching for some way to get free from the crazy bird. ***

21:28 Cecil stands up, spear still pointed at the pony, before grabbing him by the neck and forcing him up. "Follow." He starts to walk back to where he was sitting, a spear pointed at gryro and his claws still holding him.

21:35 GyroTech squeaks and gets to his feat as he's pulled up by the neck, still feeling the sharp claws digging painfully into his flesh. The unicorn walks along, shivering and keeping his eyes peeled for any avenue of escape. ***

21:39 Cecil says "If you try and get away I gut you." He says coldly, dragging him along, before stopping to pick up his sword with his beak and then opening a backdoor that opens into the ally. He tosses him into the dark abandoned building and follows in, before spitting out the sword. "Lay down."

21:41 GyroTech reluctantly steps through the doorway, and then winces when he hears the sword clatter to the ground behind him. The pony looks around to see it and while he lays down, his horn glows green in the dim room as he grabs the sword and drags it to him. ***

21:49 Cecil , Before he even has the sword off the ground, thrusts his spear right at the glowing horn. "Stop forcing me!"

21:54 GyroTech drops the spell as the spear comes threateningly close to his head and whimpers. "Just...just let me go and we can pretend this whole thing never happened..." the unicorn begs. ***

22:00 Cecil shouts, "No." He grabs the stallion by his horn and drags him a tiny distance by it at as he takes a little ring off of his other set if talons. He taps a talon at the ring once it's free before dropping it on his horn. "There we go..."

22:05 < GyroTech> (Oh I suppose that works, I was thinking cutting the horn off :P)

22:07 GyroTech oofs as he feels the talon grab and tug on his horn, yanking him around the room. He watches as the griffon takes off a ring and then suddenly feels himself cut off from magic once gain. "Ugh...that's awful...why did you just do that?" ***

22:17 Cecil grunts "To make it so you can't stop this next bit." He then thrusts his spear's tip right towards the horn, this time with intent to remove it.

22:18 Cecil didn't want him to use his magic to help him resist what comes later, and he wouldn't be needing his magic anymore anyways.

22:23 GyroTech opens his eyes wide in shock and fright as the spear is thrust right at his horn, and then somehow manages to crash right on through the tip, knocking it clean off. THe unicorn lets out a loud yelp and lays there, stunned from the blow. ***

22:31 < Cecil> (Clean on?)

22:35 < Cecil> (Or did ya mean clean off?)

22:35 < GyroTech> (ya I did)

22:37 Cecil just brought his claw down to gyro's muzzle and tried to keep em from screaming. "You know, why would a guy in chain mail with weapons work at a dock?"

22:40 GyroTech was just about to begin to scream, when its muffled to a grunt as a claw holds tight around his snout. He glares at the griffon and tries to squirm free of it while his head continues to throb from the injury. ***

22:42 Cecil states "Ya know, ya coulda kept walking and kept to yourself... But noooooooooo..." He gives the pony's ear a hard nip. "Welp... Now I have to make you disappear."

22:46 Cecil sits right behind the pony and starts to rub a claw in a circle on the stub that used to be his horn.

22:52 GyroTech folds his ears back and tries to shrink away from the griffon, though he cant get far held like that. He gives a muffled yelp as his ear is nipped, pulling away a little bit of blood and some flesh. He tries to kick out with his hoof, though he cant get any force behind it. ***

23:09 Cecil hisses "Sssssstop." He whispers into the pony's ear as his claws start to rub his tummy, being gentle so not to cut em. "You smell like fish... Griffons are simple things that love fish right? Bird brain is what you called me? It was something like that. I'm not sure if I'll be smart enough to tell your not food. You certainly smell like it."

14:17 < GyroTech> (boop maybe?)

14:17 < Cecil> (Hmm?

14:17 < GyroTech> (I was sorta maybe hoping you could finish up turning me into chow actualy :P)

14:18 < Cecil> (Ah)

14:18 < Cecil> (Sure thing)

14:19 < GyroTech> (I suppose its my post. Gonna need a minute though, boss stuff)

14:21 < Cecil> (Tell him he'd look better as griffon fat)

14:27 < GyroTech> (hehehe)

14:32 GyroTech gives a little squeak as he hears the whispered words into his ears and shakes his head softly, his eyes going wide with fear at the suggestion of the tiercel. He shivers as he feels the claw rubbing at his belly. What remains of his horn aches terribly and is not nearly enough to draw any magic. He gives a little whimper, squirming aroudn on the ground, his fruity and salty smell wafting up to the griffons nose.

14:32 < Cecil> Exactly

14:32 < Cecil> )

14:42 < Cecil> (Now it loads up =\

14:46 Cecil says "I'll try and keep the cliches to a minimum, but honestly dear, you shouldn't walk up to a guy with a spear, be offensive and the threaten to get him arrested and not expect the worst. That's just a lack in street smarts." He says before bringing a set of claws up to claw into the stub that used to be his horn while the ones on his belly start to dig in a little, "I'm not mad about that though, it's that you judged my because I'm not a pony. That's why your not going to see the light of day again."

14:54 GyroTech whimpers as the claw is pulled away from his mouth and then takes a deep breath before saying, "Wait, but you can tell I'm not a fish! Somepony! Help me!" He shouts, squirming in the light and making pained noises as the claw worms its way against his cut horn. "And you're only proving me right."

14:58 Cecil says "Anything I could of done would have done that, now shut up before I break your jaw." He says, before gripping into the pony hard enough to dig his claws in an inch, "and hold still too damnit."

15:01 GyroTech squeals as he feels the claws dig in deep into his soft belly, starting to pierce the surface and wetting just the tips of Cecil's claws with a hint of blood. The unicorn goes still, not wanting to injure himself any more in the harch grip. He gives another scream of pain, though in this warehouse there wouldnt be a soul who would actually hear him.

15:11 Cecil decides the pony won't see the error in his ways so he cuts to what he was going to anyways. He would have tried to make it painless for him if he'd learned his lesson, but such kindness wasn't due to this little monster. So he opened up his beak without any word and lunged forward at the pony's head.

15:16 GyroTech gives a cry as his head is yanked back violently as the hard menacing beak comes down around his snout, instantly coating the tip in foul fish smelling saliva. The Unicorn squirms and tries to pull his forelegs free form the tiercel, managing to get his far one out. He braces on the ground trying to get to his feet, though from this angle that also results in him pressing is blue head deeper into the griffons maw.

15:26 Cecil stomps his clawed leg down on the pony's before fluttering his wings as he grips both his sets of claws deep into the pony. He gets them both off the ground before stalling mid air and conning down on his prey as he and gyro land on the ground only to break the fall for Cecil. The griffon then gulps down further around the pony after trying to break his will to fight.

15:29 < GyroTech> (Oh man! I like the idea of being eaten in the air!)

15:31 < Cecil> (I'm not being too much am I?

15:31 < GyroTech> (No you're fine)

15:32 < Cecil> (^_^)

15:32 GyroTech squeaks in pain as he feels the talons dig into his body and lift him up into the air. He continues to flail, despite the gap to the ground, figuring that he cant be that far off. His head is burried in the throat of the griffon, feeling the walls squeeze and pull at his form. Suddenly he hits the groudn with a thump at an angle that quite quickly drives the unicorn dow to his belly, his head already pushing into Cecil's crop. His dry fur sticks to cecil's throat and tongue, haven not had enough time to wet the unicorns form, who now sits half sticking otu of the griffon and dazed.

15:49 < GyroTech> (Boop?)

15:49 < Cecil> (Shiz doesn't want to load)

15:51 < GyroTech> (Oh thats annoying)

15:51 Cecil seems happy that his prey was still and gives another hard gulp and starting to push against his plot and flank with his claw, which dig in gently. He growls around his meal, wanting to keep him still.

15:57 GyroTech begins to squirm again as enough of his body is pressed into the crop that his head pushes against the slimy surface and is forced to curl up in the sack with each powerful swallow. He wrinkles his nose and makes a face at the fishy smell and thick saliva that coated him and kicks with his hind legs, pushing the claws away from his flank.

16:02 Cecil digs his claws in and growls when he feels the kicks, getting the claws in enough to touch his knuckle before giving a hard push and gulping over and over as he tries to finish off the pony.

16:06 GyroTech feels teh final shove push his hind legs down past the beak into the constricting tunnel beyond, getting the last of his form coated in ick and goo. The tongue plays across his sensitive frogs, leaving the balled up unicorn squirming before the tongue presses them back, swallowing him down leaving just a purple tail that slowly sinks down Cecils throat as Gyro is forced to curl up in the crop. "Please...please spit me out. I've leared my lesson!"

16:17 Cecil hums softly as he licks his tongue all over the pony's hooves, before touching it against their undersides as his throat reals them in. With one final gulp he sucks them down, and soon the tail follows. Cecil then lays down on his side and hugs his tummy tight in order to keep the pony still. "Don't lie please.."

16:24 GyroTech squirms deep within the fleshy sack, unable to even summon a light and so he's left in the dark. He grunts as he feels the claws squeeze around his form stilling his movements a bit, aided be the squeezing crop muscles. The unicorn gives a whimper when he hears Cecil's shout and says back, "But I have, really, I promise I have. I'll never make fun of a griffon again..."

16:31 Cecil says "Everyone changes heart when faced with the devil, hun." He says before grunting hard and starting to push the pony deeper into the tight space that was his stomach. The air would grow far more rancid all of a sudden.

16:41 GyroTech feels the chamber squeeze and knead around his form, slowly pushing him deeper into the griffon's body. His head is the last thing to entry that fetid chamber, causing gyro to gasp and gag at the scent. He flails harder as he's constricted, feeling quite fearful. "No please! Spit me out! I'm not a fish, I'm not food! I'm a pony and you can't do this," he calls, practically I'm tears.

23:10 < GyroTech> (Wiggles his tasty butt~)

23:12 < Cecil> [aww, okai]

23:13 < Cecil> "I know you're not a fish, but uh, I guess one could say you're chances of escape have floundered." He said before chuckling a little, and patting his tummy. "Now shut up please and stop struggling." He said, before closing his eyes and laying on his side.

23:14 < GyroTech> (Hes almost gone and then there will be dragon chow~)

23:15 < Cecil> [^_^]

23:18 GyroTech squeaks in fear and pushes hard in the stomach, trying to make things uncomfortable enough for the griffon that Cecil would be forced to cough him back up. Around he could feel the tight constricting muscles massaging into him as fluid leaks steadily into the chamber. "N-no please! I'll do anything! Just spit me out." ***

23:20 Cecil laughs "Nope, you're mine now." He says with a grin, before resting his belly on the ground and pushing down on it, trying to make the stallion stop wiggling so damned much. "It doesn't matter, you'll be done for soon enough anyways."

23:23 GyroTech oofs as he feels the chamber tighten around him, especially as the tiercel puts the whole weight of his body on top of him. His fur was beginning to tingle from the juice that steadily entered the chamber, rising around him and getting massaged into his coat by the churning muscles. "But...but I don't want to be done for!" He cries out, tears rolling down his face as he squirms, his movements now barely registering to the griffon in the tight chamber. ***

23:25 Cecil says "Well, you should of thoughts about that before trying to piss me off, right?" He says, before closing his eyes and humming softly as he feels the pony inside wiggle a little. It wasn't forceful enough to make him uncomfortable, but was enough to make him relax and enjoy it a tiny bit.

23:29 GyroTech was finding that the tingling was spreading further as more and more juices leak into the tiercel's stomach, threatening to strip him of his flesh. The unicorn sobs even harder as the gut churns around him, kicking and squirming weakly in the chamber. There wasn't much breathable air left in there as he shouts for mercy, to be let free. On burp and the chamber would be purged. ***

23:37 GyroTech 's sobbing turns to sharp whining as the muscles begin to pull his loosened fur off, exposing the tender flesh below to the acids, leaving the poor stallion completely defenseless. Gyro kicks and whines, and grunts as he feels the talon press into his side. "No please...it burns...just let me go free...I don't wanna die.." He says weakly, punctuating the sentence with a sputter as he gets some of the foul bile into his mouth. ***

23:40 Cecil snorts "You're gonna bleed out anyways. Plus those chemical burns will get infected anyways." He says coldly, before digging in his talon's a little and starting to rub over the bugle. "you racist hog." He said with a tinge of spite in his tone, "I said you'd never see the light of day again."

23:45 GyroTech yelps as he feels the talons dig into his already burning skin through the layers of flesh around him. He kicks weakly, growing more and more light headed, soon to be passing out. The unicorn's breath becomes quicker and he cries out desperately. "No! Please I...I will change....Just cough me up..." ***

23:46 Cecil says "Hmmm.. no." he says before making a long drawn out burp that rang throughout the building. "Now be gone." he says as he pats his tummy again before getting as comfy as he could.

23:54 GyroTech hears the burp ring in his ears, driving the liquid up over his head. The unicorn gasps frantically for air, but all he can find is the caustic bile flooding his mouth and burning inside. Gyro flails hard for a couple more seconds before turning into a twitching form as he passes out. Soon, even that is a distant memory, leaving just a hunk of meat in the tiercel's gut. ***

00:08 Cecil soon passes out once his tummy goes still, leaving the griffon in a very enjoyable food coma for the next couple hours. After about half a day resting on his big gut which slowly shrunk down, he woke up to find himself face to the ground on the hard concrete floor. He then rolled over onto his back and instantly sat up and grabbed at his neck. "Ugh..." it was sore, but he'd have to ignore that for that for now. He had something more urgent to take care of. He starts to cough a few times, and got up onto his feet and keeps hacking as a bulge ran up his neck and eventually out his mouth. A large mass of bones some cracked and others not so much, all held together in a cement of blue and purple fur, falls to the ground with a splat after exiting the griffon's mouth. The Bird then spits a few times to get the taste out of his mouth, before raising up his tail so he can take care of the other mass of former pony. After a few seconds and a lot of grunting, he starts to push out logs of what used to be gryo. They fall down each one with a loud plop, making a small pile that grows and grows as time goes on. It takes about half an hour before it's all done, and the steaming pile of desecrated pony stands a griffon's length away from the pellet. Without so much as a word the griffon walks off, picks up his spear and any other items he may have left in the place and takes off as if nothing ever happened. After all, nothing did aside from him having a snack. Nobody would ever visit the abandoned warehouse for who knows how long, and it would probably be years until someone ever found the remains of the pony.

00:09 < GyroTech> (Hes a unicorn, no feathers :P Pink hair and blue fur maybe)

00:09 < Cecil> [shiz

00:09 < Cecil> [that was a mistake]

00:09 < GyroTech> (That's an easy edit away :P)

00:10 < Cecil> [it's been done

00:15 < GyroTech> Woo that was wonderful~~~

00:16 < Cecil> ^_^

00:16 < Cecil> yay