If Im a Mare Then Youre an Earth Pony
One-Shot
13 February 2015
Stats
The RP has a total of 85 lines, 3753 words, and 20754 characters.The average line consists of 44.15 words that themselves average 4.53 characters taking about 4 minutes, 15 seconds.
Ruzeth said a total of 44 lines, 2176 words, and 12097 characters.
Ruzeth's average line consists of 49.45 words that themselves average 4.56 characters taking about 5 minutes, 24 seconds.
Zuthal said a total of 41 lines, 1577 words, and 8657 characters.
Zuthal's average line consists of 38.46 words that themselves average 4.49 characters taking about 3 minutes, 1 seconds.
09:53 Ruzeth yawns, stretching out and accidentally tumbles off of zuthals back
09:53 Zuthal giggles a little bit as he watches the zebra tumble off his back, luckily to only fall onto the bed. "Morning Ruzeth~"
09:56 Ruzeth oofs as he hits the pillow and then grins at zuthal. "Gmorning Zu~"
11:16 Zuthal mixes a potion into Ruzeth's tea that he THOUGHT would /enhance/ the zebra. Instead, it ends up turning into quite a cute mare.
11:38 Ruzeth is happy that the tatzl makes his tea without any prodding and takes a good long sip of it. "Hey, you're getting better. This is /almost/ correct." He says wtih a grin before downing the rest of it.
11:38 Zuthal chuckles a little bit, both at the compliment and at what he thinks was going to happen. "Thank you. And I put a little bit of extra spice in it, just to make it a bit more interesting~"
13:48 Ruzeth blinks at the comment and sighs, shaking his head. "Well...maybe that's why it tastes off them. You realy shouldnt mess with the proven recipe until you have everything figured out." His voice gradually changes to a higher pitch as she speaks, and a hole begins to form under his tail. His muzzle becomes much more sharp and his shape more feminine, leaving Zuthal with a herm zebra. ***
14:08 Zuthal shrugs at Ruzeth, taking a sip of the cup of tea he had poured for himself as well. "Well, I just thought it would be interesting to try something new..." he says, having great trouble stifling a giggle as he watches the zebra's form change. ***
14:21 Ruzeth blinks at Zuthal's giggles, shaking hir head at the tatzl. "Well, I don't think it works well in that tea. " What did you put into it anyways, " Shi asks," And what's so funny anyways? " ***
14:21 Zuthal keeps giggling, attempting an answer but finding it increasingly hard to form anything resembling coherent words, let alone a sentence. ***
14:24 Ruzeth begins to get the idea that shi's been pranked and steps forward with a scowl. Shi still was somehow oblivious to the changes as she spoke, probably because the zebra was already of a feminine build. "Zuthal!" Shi growls waiting for an answer. ***
14:26 Zuthal stops giggling, only to proceed to full on laughing, having found the zebra hardly threatening before, and even much less so now. "Just look in a mirror~" ***
14:32 Ruzeth furrows hir eyebrow at the stallion and turns to head towards the bathroom. "I'll get you back for whatever it is..." Shi grumbles. This was the first time Zuthal could see how complete the transformation was, revealing nether lips above his hanging sacks as hir tail sways back and forth. ***
14:33 Zuthal blushes slightly as he sees Ruzeth's new marehood, but also hir balls dangling just between hir legs. "I'm sure it won't be too bad~" he purrs, following the zebra into the bathroom. ***
14:37 < Zuthal> (food time brb)
14:43 Ruzeth reaches the mirror and stares at it, figuring Zuthal just changed his stripes around or something. However, instead what he does see is a sharp muzzle and soft expressions. He squeaks and reaches down, verifying that he did still have his male parts instead of foreign female ones. "You made me look like a mare..." ***
14:54 Zuthal chuckles slightly, laying a hoof on the zebra's flank. "Not just look like one. I even made you one~ Or at least half of one~" he purrs, holding up a second, smaller mirror behind Ruzeth. ***
15:00 Ruzeth sets hir hoof down and turns to glare at Zuthal, eeping when shi saw the large lips on her rump. "What? What did you even put in here?" Shi asks with a squeak and also swats Zuthal with hir tail, wacking him with the metal rings. ***
15:02 Zuthal yelps as the rings connect with his coat, taking a step back. "Hey, I didn't mean to do that! I just wanted to get you up, to have some fun times. Must've grabbed teh wrong vial... why don't you label those things, anyways?" ***
15:08 Ruzeth narrows hir eyes at him and takes a step forward. "Well...maybe you shouldnt try to drug me like that either. Now..." She says taking a step bast him and goes to reach into hir cabinets. She pulls out another vial and thrusts it at the tatzl. "You will drink this!" ***
15:09 < Ruzeth> (Any ideas? I was thinking of making him a slime pone, but that might chnage the direction too much. Just keep in mind it should be a bit of punishment.)
15:10 Zuthal squeaks a little at the accusation. "But we use those potions all the time! And I just wanted to get something to make you HHMMMPH!" he is cut off as the vial is shoved into his mouth, the tatzl gulping down the entire contents in his shock. ***
15:10 < Zuthal> (Hmm... no ideas right now...)
15:12 < Ruzeth> (Good with slime then? Or should I come up w/ something else?)
15:13 < Zuthal> (Slime can work. Single core or Izzel-style dual core?)
15:13 < Ruzeth> (Oh I got it! Actualy I'll make him an earth pony)
15:13 < Zuthal> (Ooooh, that could be fun)
15:15 Ruzeth watches with a smile as the tatzl takes it all in. Soon after it reaches his stomach, the tatzl begins to shrink to the size of a normal pony. His tail shrinks inwards and becomes hair and his lower jaw seals together while his tongue fuse into one. Ruzeth giggles at the abrupt change and pats his nose. "Well, two can play at that game. I wonder if you can speak with only one tongue?" The wings were a little slower off the bat and after the rest of the changes they were forced to fold to his side and fused into his flesh. ***
15:17 < Zuthal> (earth pony or pegasus?)
15:20 < Ruzeth> (earth)
15:20 < Ruzeth> (Forgot to describe his wings fusing :P)
15:20 < Zuthal> (Well, Skype does allow you to edit posts :P)
15:20 Zuthal starts to flail as he feels his body's structure change, the transformation process being actually quite painful and making the tatzl whimper in pain. As it finishes, he looks around himself, immediately noting the lack of his wings or his tail, and then lets out a muffled squeak as he notes the lack of his coils, and his fused lower jaw. The former tatzl tries to speak, but the words are too muffled to understand. ***
15:23 Ruzeth frowns as he hears Zuthal's whimerping pain and gives the tatzl a few pats behind the head as he trasforms. Oh...sorry. I hadnt meant for it to hurt like that. I guess I have some things to work on..." The zebra breaks out into laughter as he tries to speak, hoping that the pony would get it somewhat right after a few attempts. ***
15:24 Zuthal glares at Ruzeth, taking the empty vial and chucking it at the zebra... though he misses him, only for it to shatter against the mirror, leaving a spiderweb pattern of cracks in the glass. His speech is still muffled, though it is sounding a bit better. ***
15:27 Ruzeth dodges to the left and then scowls as he hears the shattering of the glass, turning to see his broken mirror. Ruzeth shoos Zuthal out into the main room in anger, closing the door behind him. "Hey! You cant break those. You're gonna have to replace it now." Shi's no longer as amused by the tatzls failure to speak. ***
15:28 Zuthal growls at Ruzeth as he is shoved out, managing to get out a curse, though it is in... at least an approximation to tatzl, before the door closes. ***
15:30 Ruzeth lays down in the main room, facing away from hir friend and swishing her tail in frusttration like a cat. "Dont grumble at me. You're the one who broke my mirror, and made me a mare. Take that as punishment." ***
15:31 Zuthal growls at Ruzeth, not even dignifying the zebra with a look. "At least you can still do all the things you do. You took away everything I am!" ***
15:35 Ruzeth smiles a bit despite hir anger, glad to finally hear the earth pony speaking with an understandable voice. "Oh...so just because you cant fly and lack you're tongues you're somehow worse off? I cant do any of those things either, and that sort of thinking puts you in line with your favorite unicorn." ***
15:36 Zuthal shakes his head, letting out another deep growl. "No, it's that you took away something I have had MY ENTIRE LIFE! How would you feel if I took away your stripes?" ***
15:38 Ruzeth shrugs and goes to a cabinet and hooves the tatzl over some white powerder. "A tablespoon to a cup of water, if you wanna take away my stripes. Its not the first time I've played around with such things~" Shi says with a giggle. "Anyways, its temporary. You'll become a tatzl in like a day or so. Think of it as geting to experience what it's like to be me." ***
15:40 Zuthal knocks the powder away, spilling it over the floor. "But... you don't understand. I get that you can be perfectly fine not having all that, you never had it and stuff. And you can say that, sure. Your stripes don't allow you to do anything, after all. They just make you look different." ***
15:45 Ruzeth rolls hir eyes and picks up the spilled jar, hoofing as much of the powder as shi could back into it before setting it aside. "So you're saying that now I've gimped you? That's basically saying that I'm gimped and have lived with it all my life." She responds with a snort, "Anyways, its not like you dont have earthpony magic now." ***
15:47 Zuthal shakes his head. "No, I'm not saying that you are worse off. I'm just saying that you changed something really fundamental about me. And earth ponies may be happy with their magic, but I don't want it. I want wings." ***
15:51 Ruzeth gets up and lays down next to Zuthal, rubbing down his side. "Oh then just think of this as an enhancement potion, and enjoy it while it lasts. You do know earth ponies are know for there...stamina right?" Shi responds with a giggle. ***
15:52 Zuthal squirms away from Ruzeth, still grumbling. "Whatever. I don't care. Just fix this. I hadn't meant to change you like that, and even if, this goes too far." ***
16:00 Ruzeth scoots closer again and shakes her head. "No...we really shouldnt. Mixing two different racial potions like that. The results can be unpredictable. Last time I tried it, I made Lucent into a glowing purple sentient smoke and that lasted for the entire weekend." ***
16:00 < Zuthal> (did you make that up, or did that actually happen?)
16:00 < Ruzeth> (I totally made that up)
16:01 Zuthal raises a brow at hir. "Seriously? I find that really hard to believe... and can't you just have, like, a counter for that potion?" ***
16:05 Ruzeth shrugs and looks out towards the potion cabinet. "I mean if you /really/ want we can try. But potions do interact and that can have unpredictable consequences, and will probably make things worse. Lucent, however, was just as incistant as you are being and look where that got him. At least he was safe in the end." ***
16:07 Zuthal grumbles slightly, looking over the zebra. "Fine... since you're saying this won't last anyways. Might as well make the best I can of it..." ***
16:07 < Zuthal> (Also, just to clarify earlier: What Zuthal meant is not that not having wings/coils is terrible in general. But jsut that it is terrible in his case)
16:08 < Ruzeth> (I know, but it is sort of along the same line of thinking... :/ )
16:10 Ruzeth giggles as zuthal finally relents and scoots forward, sticking her plot near her nose. "So, did you still wanna do those things you'd initially wanted?" Shi asks, wiggling her blot in front of him and docking her tial. ***
16:11 Zuthal gently nuzzles against Ruzeth's rump, letting out a dry chuckle. "Well, kinda... I definitely think this is an improvement over before with you~" ***
16:16 Ruzeth giglges as he feels the familiar feeling of a snout against hir rump and wiggles to teh lift, causing the pony's muzzle to slip between hir towards hir marehood. Her fragrant scents drifted out into the air. "Oh? Do you like what you see back there?" ***
16:17 Zuthal hums softly as he takes a deep whiff of the zebra's scent, gently nuzzling against her plush lips. "Hmm... that, and more~" he purrs, gently rubbing his hooves over her flanks as he starts to lick over her marehood. ***
16:22 Ruzeth begins to pant as he feels the stallions muzzle against hir lips and then gasps when shi feels the slick tongue licking off her musky juices. She presses backwards into his snout, taking just the tip in. "Ooooooh!" ***
16:24 < Zuthal> (prolly gonna stop for now, miecrafting)
16:25 < Ruzeth> (Go right ahead~ Enjoy)
15:15 < Zuthal> (Also, Gyro, take care with your pronouns. You used all three kinds in the last post :P)
15:17 < Ruzeth> (Typeing on phone there I think. I have to catch the autocorrect :B)
15:17 < Zuthal> (just turn it off)
15:18 Zuthal hums softly as he feels hir plush lips sliding over his muzzle, the stallion licking all around her tunnel as his front hooves gently rub over the zebra's rump. "Hmmm... you taste really nice~" ***
15:24 Ruzeth gasps in pleasure, shuddering as he feels his tongue on hir moist lips and his muzzle grazing against hir nub. Shi does, however, reach a hoof back to press the stallion's hooves underneath hir, pressing them against hir growing shaft. "Oooh, I'm glad you think so." ***
15:25 Zuthal giggles a little as his hooves brush over Ruzeth's shaft, starting to gently stroke over that stiffening rod, the sound vibrating inside hir marehood. "I must say... this is the first time I have pleasured both a mare and a stallion at the same time~" ***
15:32 Ruzeth pants even harder as he feels the gentle touch against his length, dripping his salty pre against the stallion's hooves. "Oooh, well this is the fist time I've been pleasured like this, and it's wonderful~" ***
15:33 Zuthal slowly presses his muzzle deeper into hir marehood, lapping up the musky juices as his hooves keep stroking over Ruzeth's shaft. "Well... how long should this last? Because I could show you some nice things~" ***
15:41 Ruzeth 's walls squeeze and massage around his head. Soon the zebra reaches hir first orgasm, giving a loud moaning squeak as the plush tunnel contracts around Zuthal, leaving hir out of breath. "Nice..things? Yes...yes please~" Shi responds beyond the panting. Hir fresh lips were incredibly sensitive, having never been used before. ***
15:43 Zuthal squeaks a little bit as the zebra's tunnel ripples and contracts around him, pulling his muzzle deeper into hir. "I could... go inside you~" he says, grinding his face against hir plush lips as his hooves keep stroking hir shaft. ***
15:47 Ruzeth nods in the throws of hir orgasm, blushing as the blood rushes to her face. A soft grin lingers on it as hir tongue sticks out, laying on the ground. "O-oooh, that sounds like it would be wonderful..." Shi purrs, scootching back against his head a little more. ***
15:49 Zuthal pushes his face forward against hir lips, making them slowly stretch open as his head pushes inside. "Then why don't we do it~? I bet it'll be really comfy inside you, too~" ***
15:54 Ruzeth flags hir tail even higher so that the tatzl could push in and grins. "O-oh alright, but only if you stick those wonderful tentacles out after you're comfy. That's not the only spot I have afterall~" Shi purrs, slowly coming down from her first. "But...what about your fun?" ***
16:08 Zuthal hums softly as he feels hir marehood slowly sliding over his head. "Well... I could lie dow on my back, and then you could sit on my head. I'm sure we can work it out from there~" The stallion slaps a hoof against hir flank, grumbling a bit. "And how would I be supposed to do that now?" ***
16:10 < Ruzeth> (Just realized...you're an earth pony :B. You should have bapped hir over being unable to do as shi asked)
16:10 < Zuthal> (oh, yeah)
16:10 < Zuthal> (durp)
16:10 Ruzeth has changed the conversation topic to "Sex Changed Ruzeth and EP Zuthal" ***
16:10 < Ruzeth> (Wanna edit?)
16:13 Ruzeth squeaks at the sudden whack, having forgot momentarily about the status of hir friend. "What do you mean? Just turn around and...Oh! Heh heh...perhaps I should have not made you an earth pony afterall..." Shi says sadly. Shi begins to get to her hooves and attempts to put the weight of her rump on the stallion's head, forcing him in quicker. ***
16:15 Zuthal grumbles slightly as he is forced deeper in, pushing his hooves to hir rump to stop hir. "Yeah... and I meant me rolling over onto my back, but you have to give me the room to do that, too." ***
16:19 Ruzeth frowns as shi hears the grumbles and slowly eases hir front hooves back to the ground to put less pressure on forcing him inward. "O-oh...well be quick about it please~" ***
16:21 Zuthal nods slowly and grabs hir, before starting to roll them both over, this being a lot harder than he was used to, due to his smaller size. ***
16:26 Ruzeth feels him trying to roll hir and attempts to move with him, but ends up overrotating, gasping as she feels his muzzle turning inside of her. "Ooohhh" Shi cries out in pleasure, panting again as shi starts to build. ***
16:27 Zuthal manages to roll over onto his back, grinding his muzzle against hir walls as he feels them turn around him. The stallion's shaft sticks up straight into the air, throbbing with his heartbeat. ***
16:33 Ruzeth squeals in pleasure, and crunches up, pulling herself upwards till shi was sitting directly on top of zuthal's head, hir motion pulling him into a sitting position as well. "Oooh, ready?" Shi asks, as she reaches hir hindhooves down to stroke at his shaft as her marehood slowly engulfs his shoulders. ***
16:42 Zuthal moans softly as he feels hir hooves stroking over his shaft, the stallion wriggling his shoulders into hir marehood as his own hooves keeps stroking over Ruzeth's shaft. "I'm definitely ready~" he says, grinding his head against the zebra's cervix as it slowly pushes through into hir womb. ***
16:48 Ruzeth feels the pressure building in hir stallion bits as his hooves rub against hir throbbing and sensitive balls, on the brink of a double, evident by hir increased panting. "Oooh, keep that going, the mare purrs. Sadly though, Zuthal's hooves begin to press against his sides as hir cervix opens to accept him, leaving the zebra right on the edge. ***
16:48 < Ruzeth> (I'm thinking his dick gets hooked and they slide up to where they both are frotting, only getting to go in after he finishes and softens.)
16:49 Zuthal tries his best to keep pleasuring the zebra, still massaging hir balls for a little bit, but soon enough, as his elbows are pulled in, he can no longer even do that, instead opting to just continue licking around the walls of hir womb and grind his fur against hir soft walls. ***
16:53 Ruzeth gasps at the feeling of having a living being inside her womb as Zuthal's head presses and begins to curl into her fragrant womb. The pleasurable licking leave her shuddering as her pulsing walls work to draw him in. Her thick juices lubricate his belly as he slips down, but instead of his head slipping into the tunnel, he feels it miss and run against the zebra's sensitive sack. ***
16:56 Zuthal keeps licking up hir fragrant juices, the pony wriggling his hips to try and pull his shaft inside as he feels his belly drawn up into hir marehood, but only ending up grinding it against hir sack, his tip leaking a little bit of pre. ***
17:02 Ruzeth lowers her forehooves to stroke at both of their shafts to make up for the loss of zuthal being able to pleasure hir there. Soon his larger shaft's tip reaches up to Ruzeth's tip as Zuthal gets hooked and cant progress any futher. The zebra takes both in hir hooves and forces them together, rubbing the pre lubricated shafts gently before leaning down to give them a soft lick. ***
17:09 Zuthal bucks his hips up against the rubbing, his shaft grinding against the zebra's as he moans softly. His tongue keeps licking over hir plush walls, though the stallion's movements become more erratic as his pleasure grows, especially as the tip of his shaft is licked. ***
17:19 Ruzeth feels the pressure beginning to build as zuthal's bucking rubs the edge of his shaft against hir nub and as his own tongue licks across both of the sensitive tips. Her licks become more eratic as they swirl across both of them, panting hir hot breath over them. It wouldn't be long before the mare was ready for release. ***
17:21 Zuthal groans happily as he feels himself approaching his own release, his shaft starting to flare out and drool more pre as Ruzeth's tongue swirls over the two lengths. He is now frantically licking and rubbing against the walls, lapping up her sweet, musky juices. ***
17:29 Ruzeth 's noises get louder, finally culminating in a loud moan as shi leans backwards. Hir walls contract around the stallion, haven been driven to yet another climax and at the same time shi begins to unload, spurting his white fluids up into the air, coating hir own belly and zuthal's tip. "Oooooh" She moans, gasping with pleasure. ***
17:32 Zuthal groans loudly as he goes with hir motions, reaching his own climax as his seed splatters over hir belly as well, the stallion moaning happily, making her walls vibrate with the sound. ***
17:35 Ruzeth slumps forward as shi's continued to be wracked by the powerful combined orgasm and probably knocking the stallion off balance. Hir tight tunnel contracts and spasms around the stallion, trying to draw him deeper despite his hooked length. Her eyes defocus and her tongue hangs out panting. ***
17:35 Ruzeth 's chamber vibrates and echo's with hir own pleasured sounds as well, filling the ponies ears with signs his excellent results ***
17:36 Zuthal grunts a little bit as he comes down from his climax, only to feel her tunnel trying to bend his shaft the wrong way, making him squirm around as he is briefly disoriented by her movements. "Haaah... I don't... don't thibk this will work..." ***
17:40 Ruzeth falls forward, causing the pair of them to suddenly be on their bellies again. Hir mind is hazy with wonderful feelings as shi lies there, panting and hardly paying attention to the stallion, filled with a warm glow. Hir hooves move down to rub over his squirming form. Zuthal might notice that he's slowly slipping further as he begins to soften, allowing his shaft to bend backwards without much discomfort. ***
17:41 Zuthal yelps as his sense of gravity is suddenly turned around, making him squirm wildly for a few moments, before he relaxes inside the zebra. The stallion purrs softly as he feels himself slowly slipping deeper in, curling up more and more inside hir plush, fragrant womb. ***
17:47 Ruzeth squirms hir hips and presses backwards against the stallion, quickly drawing the rest of him in after the primary barrier is passed. Cum slowly drips off the zebra's white fur and out of her nethers as Zuthal is forced to curl up in her tight belly. "Oooh, that...that was absoultuely lovely..." ***
17:51 Zuthal purrs softly as he curls up completely inside hir womb, it being tight, but still much less so than when he had been inside the zebra earlier, due to his now much smaller size. "Hmmm... I agree. this is really wonderful~" ***
17:54 Ruzeth sighs and gives a low yawn as shi feels a bit worn out from hir trio of climaxes and rolls onto her back. Hir hooves rub up and down his steadily squirming form as her walls relax to allow him to get comfortable. "I could lay like this for hours~" She purrs softly. ***
17:59 Zuthal 's movements slow down as the stallion relaxes, purring happily as he gently rubs over hir walls. "It's really great, isn't it? Having somepony inside you like this~" ***
18:04 Ruzeth gives a steady nod and then gingerly rubs against his rubbing's pressing against his hooves through hir hips. "Yes...Its pretty great," Shi responds, still mildly panting. "Though...its also made me a bit tired..." ***