Stats

The RP has a total of 31 lines, 1010 words, and 5286 characters.
The average line consists of 32.58 words that themselves average 4.23 characters taking about 3 minutes, 36 seconds.
Lyjzet said a total of 16 lines, 642 words, and 3366 characters.
Lyjzet's average line consists of 40.13 words that themselves average 4.24 characters taking about 3 minutes, 55 seconds.
Stoic said a total of 15 lines, 368 words, and 1920 characters.
Stoic's average line consists of 24.53 words that themselves average 4.22 characters taking about 3 minutes, 16 seconds.

16:58 Lyjzet yawns and stretches, pushing out his legs, tail and coils, the latter of which snake out and grab an unsuspecting pony.

17:00 Stoic flails as he is grabed "Ahhh! Bad touch! Bad Touch!"

17:02 Lyjzet ignores stoic's flailing and pulls him closer, dragging his hind legs into his maw. And swallowing them down.

17:03 Stoic does his dardest not to be eaten, making graby hooves atthe ground but couldn't make any ground.

17:05 Lyjzet makes quick work of the stallion, splitting his jaw to swallow him down easier and letting out a purr as his prey reaches his stomach.

17:19 Stoic flails around in the belly of the horrible beast, wishing for a quick death.

17:22 Lyjzet giggles at Stoic's flailing as he walks around the place, searching for real food. "Ahh, ponies make the best substitute for a meal, until you can find a real meal.

17:23 Stoic kicks his legs out as he screams to his captor "Who are you and why am I in your stomach! Let me out this instant! The Royal Guards will gut me out if need be!"

17:27 Lyjzet gives his belly a couple pats with a hearty laugh. "Relax, I just woke up and was feeling a tad hungry. You're just in there to make the feelings go away till I find some real breakfast. You'll be fine. ~"

17:30 Stoic slams his hooves against the wall "Thats what they all say before they tie you down to the chair, beat the crap out of you and make you give away half your forture because throwing you off a cliff. Let me out or I will scream and I'll have you know I am a loud screamer!!!"

17:30 < Stoic> before throwing*

17:33 Lyjzet stops moving, making his belly no longer sway as he processes this, and then he falls onto his large gut, busting into laughter and putting alot of pressure on the pony. "That's rich, just tell me where I can find some breakfast in your house.

17:34 Stoic was about to let out a huge, eardrum busting scream before he got smushed by the pony. He then simply pouted "Why would I let you take MY food?"

17:40 Lyjzet slowly his laughter, getting back up to his feet with a smile. "Well, if you enjoy it that much in there, I suppose I could go out to eat and give you more time before I cough you up," he responds, turning around to head towards the door.

17:43 Stoic sighs, he definately didn't want that "Ok... ok... I'll give you food... just... let me out, I have it under lock and key."

17:45 Lyjzet snorts and says, "Ah, so it would be easier for me to go out then. Otherwise I have to be hungry while you unlock it."

17:46 Stoic flails about "Please! You can survive the 5 seconds it takes! Just let me out of here you monster!"

17:54 Lyjzet gives a noise of enjoyment as Stoic's struggles return. It was was quite obvious he loved an active gut. "Nah, in that case, I think I'll just head on over to the market and maybe get some fish." Lyjzet trots on out of the door, closing it with his tail and begins to head towards the docks.

17:58 Stoic just curls up and begians to cry "I swear! When I get out, I will find you and I will make sure you never hurt another pony again..."

18:03 Lyjzet sighs as the pony begins to cry. Geeze, did all of them have to be so melodramatic? He shakes his head and makes his way over to the fish market and buys a platter of fried fish and fries, swallowing them all down, one after another.

18:08 Stoic didn't even flinch, too caught up in his own drama to care about being covered by half eaten food.

18:16 Lyjzet heads out to a back allyway and reaches a coil down his stomach, begining to encircle the pony deep within his gut. "Are you ready to come out?"

18:17 Stoic was still to caught up in his pity to even hear him, though the awnser to the question clearly went without saying

18:19 Lyjzet pulls him up through the tight hole at the top of the chamber. All of the food pulled off of him as he slipped thorugh the tight ring. Lyjzet gags a couple of times as the stallion reaches the back of his throat before he rather gently sets Stoic down on the ground. Drool drips off the absolutly soaked pony, forming a small puddle on the ground. Most ponies would think he smelled pretty terrible, but Lyjzet didnt notice it at all.

18:26 Stoic just layed slouched on the ground, coughing every now and again but he stayed slouched as he slowly regained his energy "You.. basered..."

18:27 Lyjzet rolls his eyes, shaking his head and turns to walk out of the allye way. "I coughed you up didnt I? What more do you want?"

18:29 Stoic slams his hoof on the ground in anger "Not to be eating by a bucking monster! I'll kill you!!!" He screamed, charging at the offending pony

18:34 Lyjzet leaps into the air as Stoic begins to charge, taking to his wings. His tail does, however get clipped by stallion running at him, causing the pony to falter in his flight. "Oh cmon, it wasnt that bad."

18:38 Stoic just starts wailing on the poor Tatzl, the smelly stallion quite angry "THIS! IS! FOR! EVER! PONY! YOU! HAVE! EEEEEAAATEN!!!!"

18:40 Lyjzet lashes out with his tail, tripping the stallion and knocking him flat on his back. Lyjzet then takes to the sky with a couple beats of his wings, rolling his eyes. As he hovers over Stoic he responds, "I've been eaten manytimes by my tatzl friends. It feels warm and cozy."

18:41 Stoic glares up at him, pointing a hoof angrily "IT WAS WET AND SMELLED HORRIBLE! DON'T TELL EM HOW IT IS! I HOPE YOU GET SENT TO TARTARUS!"

18:46 Lyjzet narrows his eyes at the stallion. "Well, I dont know why I'm telling you this...but if you let it dry and then brush it out of yoru coat, you'll come out clean and its the easiest way to get it out." The tatzl then takes off into the sky, leaving the pony down there as the spit begins to get cold.