Stats

The RP has a total of 41 lines, 1382 words, and 7288 characters.
The average line consists of 33.71 words that themselves average 4.27 characters taking about 5 minutes, 52 seconds.
Apple Dash said a total of 21 lines, 718 words, and 3757 characters.
Apple Dash's average line consists of 34.19 words that themselves average 4.23 characters taking about 4 minutes, 23 seconds.
Gyro Tech said a total of 20 lines, 664 words, and 3531 characters.
Gyro Tech's average line consists of 33.2 words that themselves average 4.32 characters taking about 7 minutes, 22 seconds.

15:21 AppleDash boops Gyropone

15:40 < AppleDash> dead :(

15:40 GyroTech doest meove and has no heartbeat

15:41 AppleDash attempts to bring GyroTech back to life via mouth to mouth

15:48 GyroTech flutters his eyes open and lays there stunned for a moment before pushing AppleDash away

15:51 AppleDash smiles as he sees GyroTech coming back to life, not letting himself be pushes away and instead just continuing to lay there on top of him. "You're alive! I thought you were gone forever!"

15:52 GyroTech gasps as AppleDash breaks the kess and then scowls at the stallion. "Maybe it would be better if I was, if you keep torturing me like this.

15:56 AppleDash shakes his head at GyroTech. "Torturing you? What do you mean? I just saved your life... And if you were gone forever, I think I'd be pretty sad..."

16:09 GyroTech huffs and crosses his hooves before trying to roll out from underneath him. "Uh huh...No, I'm sure I was very much alive and you just decided to make out with me."

16:13 AppleDash keeps GyroTech pinned down, not wanting him to leave just yet. "No, you weren't breathing and you were limp and you had no heartbeat!"

16:23 GyroTech rolls his eyes and pushes off at AppleDash, squeaking as he's held downf urther. "You'd make up any excuse to get to kiss me like that."

16:28 AppleDash keeps holding down GyroTech, now wrapping his forelegs around the stallion to keep him in place. "It's not an excuse, I swear! You were dead and I saved you!"

16:44 GyroTech sighs and stares incredulously up at AppleDash. "Well if it was a choice between you saving me and dying? I' think I'd of probably prefered the latter."

17:05 AppleDash frowns down at GyroTech as he holds the stallion down. "Well, then, would you like me to make you dead once more? I think I can arrange that..."

17:21 GyroTech snorts and turns away form AppleDash. "Well you being with me is certainly making me want to kill myself, so I think it'd be best for my health if you just promise never to see me again."

17:26 AppleDash frowns and shakes his head once more. "No, that doesn't answer my question. And besides, you should know me well enough by now to know that I'm not going to just leave you when you ask."

17:28 GyroTech continues to stare at teh bedroom door, wanting to get free. "Well in that case yes, if you're going to continue to torture me like this, I'd rather be dead than face it.

17:32 AppleDash looks down at GyroTech with a bit of a surprised expression. "What? Really? Are you serious?"

17:34 GyroTech nods firmly. "Yes...I'd rather be dead than have to deal with you pestering me all the damn time. You are torture, living hell. I'm sure the afeterlife will be better without you in it.

17:38 AppleDash continues to frown at GyroTech. "Come on, I'm not that bad... I've barely even done anything to you recently. But fine, if that's what you want, then I guess I can provide that for you. Would you like to choose how it happens, or would you like me to?"

17:40 GyroTech looks at AppleDash and snorts, saying, "I'd like to die from a lack of attention from a certain annoying purple and blue peasus."

17:42 AppleDash shakes his head again as he continues to stare down at the unicorn. "Sorry, but I can't do that for you. I guess that means you'd like me to choose, then. Hmm..."

17:52 GyroTech growls and pushes at AppleDash's chest once more, trying to get him to get off of him. "Just let me go and I'll do it myself..."

17:53 AppleDash shakes his head yet again, keeping the stallion pinned down firmly. "No, I don't think I can trust you... Now, hmm... You were quite tasty that one time I ate you, I bet you'd be pretty nutritios for me, too..."

17:56 < AppleDash> nutritious*

17:56 GyroTech squirms even harder under AppleDash, trying to break free as he hears the pony's musing. "You know...maybe I dont actually want to die after all...just umm...let me go."

17:59 AppleDash keeps shaking his head, now smiling a little bit down at the stallion. "Nope, you don't have that choice now. You're the one who said you did. You can't go back on that now."

18:03 GyroTech narrows his eyes in disbelief at the pegasus who was pinning him down. "Do you really want me to disapear from the face of equestria liek that? Then you wouldnt ever get to bug me agian.

18:07 AppleDash frowns at Gyro, feeling slightly uncertain himself at the unicorn's words. "Well, no... But I don't bug you on purpose, I just do stuff that I hope you'll be able to enjoy one day... And you yourself said that you'd rather be dead than have me keep doing that. Are you going back on that now?"

18:13 GyroTech folds his ears flat as AppleDash brings up those words and doest make eyecontact with him. "Well...ummm no thats kind of true...bur I was hoping that would mean that you'd just leave me alone for the most part rather than me do something drastic. You're a terrible pony for forcing this on me."

18:15 AppleDash just continues to stare down at GyroTech with a rather neutral expression on his face. "Well, you should know that I'm not going to do that. I'm not being a horrible pony, I'm just doing what you told me to do. Maybe you shouldn't have said that if you didn't want me to do it."

18:19 GyroTech glares up at AppleDash with a look of hatred on his face. "No, the fact that you would rather go throuhg with my request to kill me rather than modify your behavrior to make it so I wouldnt do so makes you a terrible pony. Now get up and leave me alone."

18:23 AppleDash sighs as he stares down at Gyro, shaking his head once more. "No, I can't just get up and leave. Now I expect to at least be able to eat you.... Perhaps if you let me do that and you provide a convincing enough reason for me, then I might let you out again afterwards."

18:28 GyroTech grimaces and hits AppleDash in the snout with one of his forehooves, hoping to convince him. "Why is, ' because I dont want to be eaten or harassed by you constatnly,' not a valid reason for you to not only not eat me but then let me go?" Gyro bucks his hips and tries to lift AppleDash off of him.

18:34 AppleDash yelps a little bit as Gyro hits him in the snout, although that doesn't really do too much in the end other than annoying him a little bit. As the unicorn begins to buck his hips, AppleDash grins down at him once more. "Oh? You want to do something else first, is that it? I'm prefectly fine with that..."

18:50 GyroTech grins up at AppleDash with a devious little plan working over his mind. "Sure...we can do that first, Only if I get to be top, and on top," he says, waiting for AppleDash to shift to let him move around.

18:51 AppleDash considers the idea for a moment, before shaking his head. "Hmm, no... I don't want you to escape, and I think you'd try that at this point. You can be top, but I'll stay physically on top to make sure you stay here."

18:57 GyroTech shakes his head at the suggestion and crosses his hooves. "No, the oly way I'll do anything with you is if I get to feel like I'm actually dominating you. So...standard mounting position or nothing."

18:58 AppleDash shakes his head once more at the unicorn. "Nope, like we are now or nothing. I think I'd rather eat you, anyways."

19:01 GyroTech turns his head away and hmmphs in disapointment. "Well then I guess you arnt going to get any fun with me before I'm gone forever," he points out, hoping that would be enough to get AppleDash to finally aquiess.

19:07 AppleDash frowns a little bit, but then has an idea, himself. "Well, what's stopping me from having my own fun with you, then?"

19:08 GyroTech huffs and then hits AppleDash in the head again. "Because the whole reason you're intent on eating me in the first place is because you're trying to do what I want, and not what you want

19:17 AppleDash yelps once more as he's hit again, now trying to reposition himself so that he was not able to be hit as easily. He sighs at the stallion's words, still frowning. "Well, still, I want it to be something that we both want..."