The Cleaning Properties of Tatzl Spit

14 October 2014

01:06 Zuthal swallows GyroTech after he goes to bed.

15:06 GyroTech wakes up and presses at Zuthal's belly walls feeling mildly upset. "Ok I'm ready to get out now you gross pony."

15:07 Zuthal nuzzles his belly, gently poking against it. "Aww... you don't like it in there? And why are you so upset?"

15:15 GyroTech pokes much harder against those pokes. "Because I had showered but now I'm all disgusting and I'll have to do it again.

15:16 Zuthal shrugs and grunts a bit as he pokes harder, squeezing his belly with his wings. "You know you could just, like... let it dry and brush it off, right? I don't get what kind of problem you ponies have with that."

15:19 GyroTech blinks a couple times at the suggestion. "Does that actually work? This is the first time I've heard of it."

15:20 < Seaward_Skies> How is burpy not putting a stop to this...?

15:21 Zuthal nods, rubbing his belly a bit. "Mhm... at least it works with tatzlpony spit. Will take any dust or dirt or loose hairs or stuff that might have been in your coat with it, too."

15:27 GyroTech sighs and becomes less violent in his movements in Zuthal's stomach. "Alright... Fine, if you promise that it comes out that easily, then I won't have to waste time, spending ages in the shower to get it out. Cough me up though, I wanna test."

15:31 Zuthal smiles and nuzzles his belly, wriggling a bit and letting it jiggle around. "Okay... though it might take a bit to dry out... the air here isn't as hot and dry as in my homeland," he says before pulling his coils in and GyroTech out, one coil running up betweent he unicorn's cheeks and rubbing teasingly at his tailhole and his sac, though it doesn't go any further as he is soon spat out onto the ground.

15:42 GyroTech shivers as he feels a coil rub up against such a sensitive spot, figuring Zuthal was doing it on accident. "Watch where you put those, he comments. He then shivers as he lays in a puddle of drool on the ground. Slowly he gets to his feet and frowns towards Zuthal." I figure drying off will make it harder in me, won't it? "he grumbles.

15:49 Zuthal squeaks a bit as he notices where he had put his coil, quickly pulling them back in as soon as GyroTech is free. "Sorry... and well, as soon as it's dry, it gets, like, really brittle. And you can then just brush it off!"

15:51 GyroTech giggles mischievously and brushes himself against the tatzl, leaving him slightly less wet, and Zuthal much more. "Oh so even doing this should speed things up. He hears up to rub against his other side.

15:53 Zuthal facehooves and licks GyroTech across the side, leaving his fur again full of saliva. "No, that's not how it works! You just find some nice space to let the sun heat you and dry off your coat."

15:57 GyroTech grunts at the lick, but figuring maybe Zuthal knows best. "You better not be making a prank of me..." a green glow surrounds Gyro's body, radiating a heat that felt unpleasant to Zuthal, but the cool slime coating on the unicorn absorbed it and began to quickly evaporate, leaving Gyro nice and cool.

15:58 Zuthal takes a few steps away from GyroTech as he begins radiating heat like a campfire, able to actually see small clouds of steam evaporating off of the unicorn. "Or you could do that, that works too, I guess."

16:01 GyroTech stands there in the cloud of steam for nearly a minute as he dries off before dropping the spell. His fur feels strange and hard as it presses against his body like a shell. "Ya... I use that trick in the shower... And ugh, I think I prefer being slimy to this."

16:02 Zuthal giggles a bit as he sees the glistening slime harden, poking a hoof against it and cracking it at his touch. "You just have to move a bit to crack it, and then brush it off."

16:05 GyroTech huffs and takes a step forward towards the mirror. His legs feel initially stiff but the hard coating soon gives way and begins to break apart at every movement. As he sees himself in the mirror he grimaces at the thin white, lustrous film that covered him. "This isn't going to hurt is it?

16:07 Zuthal gives GyroTech a friendly shove, some of the coating coming off in white flakes. "Not too much... might take a few hairs with it, of course."

16:12 GyroTech gives his body a shake, sending little bits of the dried spit flying into the air and floating down like dandruff. "If too much hair comes out, I'll be upset."

16:13 Zuthal smiles and grabs a brush, tossing it towards GyroTech. "You know, it'll be quite a bit easier with that~"

16:19 GyroTech catches the brush in a green glow, shrugging towards the tatzl. "Yes, I know, I was just trying to loosen it up as much as possible before I have to pull out all my hair. Reluctantly, he takes the brush and begins to brush his fur.

16:21 Zuthal watches the unicorn brush his fur, the dried slime breaking off in small flakes and mostly sliding off of the hairs, though some pieces can be quite stubborn and take two or three passes with the brush to get off, especially the slime in GyroTech's mane and tail. Zuthal's own tail idly swishes through the air behind him, occasionally brushing up against the unicorn.

16:27 GyroTech begins to realize that the slime has penetrated all the way down to the core of his tail and uses his magic to spread out the brushed fibers to get at the still crusty insides. "Well this seems to be going faster than a shower to get all of this crud out... That's for sure. He begins to notice that the smell of the saliva seems to be lessening as well. " And hopefully I won't still stink after this. I just hope there's no oil in your spit.

16:29 Zuthal smiles at him, nodding slightly. "Mhm... though at least at home, I'd sometimes just take a bath in the river. Not to get clean, just to cool off," he says, sniffing the air a bit as his nose is, even after all these years of living in Equestria, still so used to the smell of tatzlpony saliva that he doesn't notice it anymore. "I couldn't really tell..."

16:42 GyroTech snorts, finally feeling like he may have managed to get himself completely clean. "Well that's all good and all, but it still lingers a little, and smells very gross... But... At least I'm mostly clean. I probably need some bath oils to counteract that smell.

16:42 Zuthal nuzzles against him, giggling a little bit. "Hmm... you mean those oils that always make you so tasty, don't you~"

16:50 GyroTech bites his lip and closes the cabinet her opened with his assortment revealed. "You know... Maybe I can go without one today. I'm not sure you could contain yourself."

16:51 Zuthal giggles a bit, his tail swishing around and brushing against the unicorn's flank. "Aww, don't be like that..."

16:58 GyroTech takes another step away from the cabinet and shakes his head adamantly. "No... I just finished brushing my hair and that took long enough. I can tolerate the stink if it means I don't have to waste any more time today.

17:01 Zuthal smiles and nuzzles against him, his tail definitely and unignorably poking against Gyro's rump now. "Hmm... come on, I know how much you enjoy being inside me... just as I know how much you enjoy other parts of me~"

17:12 GyroTech opens his mouth to respond to the tatzl before frowning ad turning his head to Zuthal tail. He indignantly knocks it away with a snort and the looks back at the stallion. "I do not...you just seem to think I do."

17:13 Zuthal giggles a bit and brushes his tail up against the stallion's rump again, its muscles too strong to be just brushed aside like that. "Oh really? Because from your reaction... every time I have fun with you... you seem to really like it~"

17:26 GyroTech takes a couple steps away from Zuthal now, though that means he is no longer between the tatzl and the cabinet of oils. "Well fine... Maybe I do just a little... But that doesn't mean you can just have sex with me whenever. I still don't enjoy being eaten though."

17:28 Zuthal walks towards the cabinet of oils, opening the door and looking through it. "Fine, if you don't want to tell the truth. But I know better. I know that you definitely greatly enjoy both~"

17:37 GyroTech shakes his head and backs up further, though now he's at the far end of the bathroom with the tatzl between himself and the door. "Just because you enjoy eating me and having the same done doesn't mean I do."

17:42 Zuthal chuckles a bit as he continues to advance further, forcing GyroTech to back up into the wall as he looms over him. "Oh, come on... from your reactions when I eat you... I know the signs of someone who's enjoying it... and you definitely show them."

17:54 GyroTech shrinks backwards, pressing himself against his trifold mirror, making himself small as he stares up at the larger ponies face. "Oh, Cmon I do not. What about my reaction makes you think I do? Sex and being eaten arnt the same, even if you make it like that much of the time.

17:56 Zuthal places a hoof on the mirror, now completely covering the smaller pony's field of vision. "Hmm... I think it'd be more fun if I left you in the dark about this... let you ponder about what I might mean~"

18:04 GyroTech gulps as he shivers, staring up at the stallion. "You shouldn't eat ponies who don't want to be eaten. What would inky think?" he then Springs forward and tries to dive under Zuthal's legs you escape.

18:05 Zuthal puts his tail down low to the ground, preventing that avenue of escape. "True... though I still like having you inside me... you are just always so nice and wriggly," he says as he lowers himself to the ground, pinning the unicorn under his weight.

18:17 GyroTech wrinkles his snout as it collides with his stiff tail and then tries to push past it. A huff of air pushes past his lips as he feels Zuthal's weight on him. "Fine, I'll be completely still next time!" He threatens.

18:18 Zuthal chuckles a bit as he lays on top of GyroTech, not showing any sign of intending to move anytime soon. "Hmm... you know, I think I have ways of making you move around in there... ways that, I think, you will also enjoy~"

18:30 GyroTech quickly finds that he's not able to actually push past the stallion and instead starts to poke Zuthal's nethers with his moderately sharp horn, trying to prod Zuthal off of him. "Ya well... I'd much prefer doing it with a mare than anything you have to offer me.

18:32 Zuthal yelps as GyroTech's horn prods his sheath, grabbing the unicorn by his hindlegs with his coils - not having them produce saliva so he wouldn't be able to wriggle his way out so easily - and lifting himself up just enough to reposition the unicorn to where he wouldn't be able to continue doing that, and also turning him to the side, so his horn wouldn't poke into his belly either. "I'm not saying you have to say it's your f avourite thing or anything... just to admit that you like it when I use my coils on you~"

18:39 GyroTech kicks his hind legs, trying to free them of the coils so that he could get away before he had to make yet another attempt at brushing his coat. Gyro twists his head under his belly until he manages to get it facing flat again, forcing the tip of his horn into his friend's soft flesh. "Fine, yes I enjoy when you do things with those, but... BUT if you never swallowed me again, I'd be happy."

18:41 Zuthal grunts as GyroTech's horn digs into his flesh again, and, extending a coil, wraps it around the magical bone and yanks it, and with it Gyro's head, forcefully towards his front and thus away from his flesh due to the angle Gyro was at. "Stop poking me. Or I'll get you all slimy again."

18:44 GyroTech shudders as the soft tongue curls around the sensitive bone, relaxing as its pulled forward. "Oh? So if I stop you won't want me today? Good!" Gyro complies whole heartedly, twisting his head so that the sharp object was out of the way.

18:45 Zuthal chuckles, shaking his head. "No. What I said was that if you kept poking me, I was going to definitely make you all slimy again. I might still do it, but I also might not now. And don't you agree that a chance of it happening is better than it definitely happening?"

18:48 GyroTech rolls his eyes and wiggles a little harder, managing to slip some of his body free of the tatzl's massive bulk. "You are absolutely incorrigible. Just... Just this once let me go on without getting slimed."

18:49 Zuthal lifts his hooves off the ground, letting his entire weight rest on the unicorn. "Hmm... you may be on the right track, there... though I think that might be, what do you ponies say? The pot calling the kettle black?"

18:59 GyroTech plants his two left hooves on the ground, lifting up on that side so that the unsupported pony would slide off of him. "I don't know what you are talking about...."

19:05 Zuthal puts his tail off to the right side, using the thick appendage to support himself against the wall. "Oh, you know what I mean... I think I can sum up one of the aspects of you that annoys me the most in three words. 'Unicorn master race'."

19:15 GyroTech makes a noise of indignation and Zuthal can feel him puff out his chest enough to cause him to move. "Well I'm sorry if it's the case that no pony else lives up to unicorn abilities. The other ponies are alright, and way so much better than lesser species like chickens. Even you are kind of ok... I guess."

19:17 Zuthal grunts and looks away from GyroTech, poking against him with a hoof. "See what I mean? Ponies are not better or worse due to what they are. Only due to who they are. Due to their believes. And yours put you, at least in my eyes, pretty far down on the low end of the scale."

19:21 GyroTech snorts and shakes his head. "Oh, really now? I challenge you to find an earth pony who can outmatched a unicorn at picking things with the same talent. And a weather working unicorn can do just as well as a pegasus. And we can get much more time tuned than piatas well. You are probably as close as it gets to having fine manipulators. It's just we generally have more important tasks, like advising the crown, than doing menial labor. "

19:25 Zuthal baps GyroTech on the head, rather hard. "Just that one type of pony cannot do something another can does not make those other ponies any better. You should know that earth ponies have far greater strength, and are innately much better at growing plants than either unicorns or pegasi. And pegasi can still do weather manipulation more easily, and have more of a feeling for weather systems. And I do not think tasks like advis ing the crown are so important. The country's survival does not depend on that. But what would happen if the earth ponies stopped growing food? Or if the pegasi stopped controlling the weather?"

19:29 GyroTech winces at the blow and tilts his head back to give a solid poke in retaliation. "We leave those tasks to those ponies because, while we could do it just as well or better, then there's have nothing to do and be idle. Instead we focus in things the can't do. Like make sure all this lights come on, or staying off an invasion of chickens through diplomacy. If either of those happened, we'd just take back over. "Gyro seems extremely confident in his responses, not really open to being swayed.

19:31 Zuthal had anticipated the response, knowing the unicorn's tricks by now, and tilted his body mostly out of the way before the horn could connect. "You really are a lost cause. I don't even know why I waste my time with trying to make you better, when it is obvious that you are rotten to the core."

19:35 GyroTech rolls his eyes, responding, "If I'm rotten to the core, then why do you put up with me? You know what I say is true, and you'd know even better if you grew up in Canterlot like I did."

19:37 Zuthal snorts as he steps off of the unicorn and heads to the door, 'accidentally' stepping on his shoulders in the process. "I've never been there, but if you're from there, I assume it is full of snobby, stuck-up, racist unicorns like you," he says, before adding "And I don't know either. Just like I don't know what Inky sees in you."

19:45 GyroTech yelps as the full weight of he he stallion bears down on his shoulder, causing him to collapse to the ground. "She sees a young stud whom she enjoys being around, and enjoys going down on even more." He responds, chuckling since he got out of that situation still clean.

19:47 Zuthal shakes his head, not even dignifying that with a response beyond an indignant snort as he opens the bathroom window rather more roughly than necessary, quite possibly damaging the hinges or the frame in the process, and flying off into the air.

19:49 GyroTech inspects the frame and then closes the window after him, finding that fortunately the window was alright.