Insulting a Carnivore

14 October 2014

01:02 GyroTech had invited Tihan to his house, having decided that its been forever since he last saw the mare. While he wasn't a terribly big fan of spicy food, he remembered that she was and fixed up a large batch of grilled peppers onions and tomatoes to wrap up in some tortias that he'd bought fromt he store.

01:04 Tihan trots along up to GyroTech's house, and looks up at it for a few moments before she looks back down to the door. She trots up to it and knocks her hoof up on the door.

01:07 GyroTech wasn't actually inside at the moment, but the billowing smoke of a charcoal grill as well as the smell of a fire from out back. He filps out another batche of vegitables, still sizling from the hot grill.

01:09 Tihan sniffs the air as the scent came to her nose. "Ooh, smells good..." She trots around and peeks up over the fence to see if she could see A safe place to either teleport to, or if she could see Gyro to let her in.

01:17 GyroTech didnt have much of a fence as his yard was really open to anypony, just like him. She could see the light blue stallion slaving away at a grill with a pile of veggies on the side, way more than the two of them could eat by themselves.

01:19 Tihan just... trots on in, then! She smiles at GyroTech and gives him a little wave as she approaches, hoping to grab his attention.

01:22 GyroTech smiles at Tihan as he closes the grill once more. "Oh, hey there, long time no see. I know you like spicy things, so I've got you a variety of pepeprs and other nice veggies to go in these," He pulls out a stack of large tortillas. They were probably big enough to fully wrap arpound the belly of a pony and then a little more.

01:24 < Tihan> "Yeah, I haven't seen you since... ooh, that time in the park with Razor. Thanks, by the way, she's been bugging me to teach her how to eat things whole ever since you brought up our little escapades that day." She chuckles quietly, looking over the food laid out around the yard. "Geez, enough food for ya?" She giggles again.

01:26 GyroTech puts his hoof to his snout as he remembers the experience, bursting out into laughter. "Oh, then I sppose she's a smart little filly, since I never /actually/ mentioned you swallowing me whole. I just sort of hinted at it~" He hums out, and then gestures to the food. "Well I thought the two of you were going to show up. Also, I know how much you like to eat...and I'd like to avoid that if possible."

01:30 Tihan rolls her eyes. "Yeah, she's smarter than she looks. And you did a bit more than hint, but... whatever." she shrugs. "Not that it really matters, it's in the past. And yeah, she's having a playdate with some of her friends today, oh, the life of a filly can get busy~" She chuckles.

01:35 GyroTech sighs and pulls off the final load of veggies from the grill and sets them down, organizing the different viggeins into neat piles. "Well...thats a bit of a shame, but I guess that means I'll have leftovers then. Well, feel free to dig in."

01:36 Tihan trots up near him, looking over the display of veggies by the grill. She drags over one of the massive tortillas and starts placing them about in no particular pattern, but in approximately even spread. "Mmm, leftovers are nice."

01:42 GyroTech grabs one of the massive tortilla's as well and begins to fill it up with the different vegitables, avoiding the spicier peppers and just sticking with the bell peppers. "I think there's a little bit of some sauces you like over there," he says, pointing over to a bottle of hot sauce. He begins to pile on cilantro lime rice instead.

01:47 Tihan looks over at where GyroTech indicated, and she levitates over the bottle, starting to pour it over the contents. She looked over to see that there was also cilantro and lime rice, and she oohed, levitating some of that into her tortilla as well. She stepped back to look over it. It looked good, yes, but still... she felt like something was missing.

01:50 GyroTech decided he was pretty satisfied with with his own burrito and rolled it up into a packaged and took a bite out of it, murring at the tasty flavor on his tongue. If Tihan looked on the table, she'd notice twine that had been used to tie the peppers together into a bushel sitting there, layed out. Probably strong enough to hold a pony for a bit.'

01:52 Tihan humms quietly. "Oh, hmm..." She said, sitting and putting her hooves on her hips as she contemplated what exactly the thing could be missing. "Oh, I know!" She turns her head to GyroTech. "Hey, do you have any meat?"

01:55 GyroTech freezes in place as soon as Tihan asked for that M word, shuddering. "Ugh...ewww thats so gross Tihan I keep for getting you like that stuff. Its wrong too...killing an animal for food liek that. No I dont have any meat," he responds indignantly, a sound of disgust in his voice.

01:56 Tihan rolls her eyes at his blatant dislike for one of her favorite foods. "No meat, figures you wouldn't. I meat, seriously, meat is just so...Mmmm, tasy~" She smiles, salivating a little at the thought of it.

02:00 GyroTech shrugs at her eye roll. "Look, I know that you eat vegitables just fine, and ponies dont eat meat, so its not the sort of thing you can just go buy int he market, unless, I suppose, you're looking for fish, and even then there's only a couple spots," he grumbles, talking with a mouthful of food as he takes another bite.

02:01 Tihan nods solemnly. "Yes yes, I know. That's why I often go hunting for my own food... These claws certainly come in handy." She unsheathes her claws in front of her face, rotating them there to get a good look at them.

02:03 GyroTech shudders and closes his eyes rather than looking at the sharp instraments, trying not to imagine what she does with such things. "Ugh...no...just...just make your burrito and enjoy a nice, clean /vegitarian/ meal, like a good pony."

02:05 Tihan huffs out a little hot breath from her nose, blowing back a leaf of cilantro that was laying in her burrito. "Aww, but now I'mm all thinking about meat and such... I kinda got my heart set on it... or maybe, more appropriately, my mouth or stomach?"

02:08 GyroTech rolls his eyes and judges a couple of the hotter peppers her way. "Just stuff some of these down and it will all be fine. Now just go enjoy the dinner I worked so hard on. Tell me, do you feed meat to your kid?"

02:13 Tihan grabs the peppers out of the air with her magic, flaying them with her claws to expose the insides with a couple swift strokes of her hoof through the air. She then turns them about 90 degrees and makes another pass at it, cutting the peppers into little pieces, which she sprinkled out over the burrito. "Of course, she loves it! Bacon sandwiches, a nice steak dinner, mmm, young manticore really makes a good steak."

02:19 GyroTech scrunches his nose and makes a sickened face at such a suggestion. "Ugh eww don't screw up your kid like that. Ponies are not made to eat meat, and it's just so... So wrong. She'll grow up with the wrong idea and then be an outcast, forced to live in griffon society till one of them snaps her up."

02:21 Tihan rolls her eyes. "Uh huh, yeah, sure." She stifles a little chuckle. "You really should work on being more tolerant, Gyro.Not everyone is exactly like you, y'know."

02:24 GyroTech shakes his head and gestures to the town with his hoof. "Not just me. All of pony society is against meat because it's a cruel and gross thing."

02:28 Tihan shakes her head. "Not /all/ of pony society. Plenty of different kinds of creatures eat meat, including some ponies, mind you. I'm sure there are others here," she gestures to the town, "who agree with me."

02:36 GyroTech grunts and shakes his head. "a couple of weirdos and crazy ponies don't make society. There is a reason why ponies hide their meat habits if they have them. And those who eat meat here are being rude by not confirming to our tastes. At the very most they should eat fish as a substitute. " He argues back.

02:41 Tihan sighs and shakes her head. "Yeah, like I've ever hidden my so called 'meat habits' from anyone. Food is food, doesn't matter where it comes from." She pats her tummy. "And I /do/ eat fish from time to time, but you do realize that's still meat, right?" She eyed him up, licking her lips.

02:44 GyroTech glares daggers at Tihan, shaking his head in disgust. "Ya...no food does matter when you're killing things for it. Fish is only /slightly/ less ethical since they dont actually feel anything. We are not animals like the rest of those predators." He puffs out his chest poudly, tilting his head up like he thought he was better than the mare.

02:49 Tihan bursts into a little guffaw at his assumptions. "oho, really?" She raises her head up, her ears perking straight up along with it. "Really. Really, is /that/ how you're going to justify fish? They are no different from the meat I eat, aside from their habitat."

02:53 GyroTech rolls his eyes, and keeps his chest puffed out. "Yes, fish are definatly lesser enough of species that its not /quite/ as bad to eat them than other sorts of animals. They are still pretty bad to eat though, so I dont aree wtih it, and I think most ponies wont support other ponies eating fish. I hope your daughter gets teased out of it in shcool. Mabe coming home in tears a couple times about that will be good for her."

02:56 Tihan shakes her head at GyroTech. "You know what, I think I've had enough of that attitude of yours." She lights up her horn, the twine rapidly unspools and flies out around his hooves as if he was an AT-AT, wrapping his legs up!

02:58 GyroTech squeaks as the twine wraps around his legs and circles tight, causing him to crash to the ground with a grunt. "Ugh, ouch. Hey! I invited you here to a nice peaceful dinner...you're the one who insisted on ruining it."

03:01 < Tihan> "I simply asked for a bit of meat for my burrito..." She shakes her head and gets a little smirk across her face. "Hmm, and I think I found some~" she says as her magic drags the twine around his legs towards the tortilla laid out across the table or wherever it was.":{

03:04 GyroTech squirms within his bindings, giving a small nervous giggle as Tihan levitates him up onto the half filled tortilla. "Oh cmon, you cant seriously mean to eat me again...Thats so gross and your getting hot sauce into my coat. " The stallion shakes his head and a glow surrounds his horn and subsequently the twine around his legs as he began to cut through the bindings.

03:11 Tihan wraps the tortilla tight around him, pressing his legs to his body with a secondary, tastier binding. She licks her lips and shakes her head. "Oh no, I don't think so, I think it sounds so very tasty~" she said as she approached him, licking her lips. She opens up her mouth and engulfs the end of the tortilla, biting off the end and swallowing it, getting in closer and closer to her prize.

03:14 GyroTech squirms as the warm filling of the burrito begins to get into his fur. The spicy pepper juices get into his skin and begin to burn and itch a little. He finally breaks the bindings, but unfortunatly he's still trapped in the burrito, which was holding up supprisingly well to his movements. "Cmon tihan, be reasonable, let me go."

03:17 Tihan munches up to and nips playfully at his tail. "Mmm, no. I think you need to learn to tolerate ponies a little better, and if a little punishment once in a while won't do that, then I'm not sure what will~" She says, finally just going for it and pulling him into her mouth without the teasing biting.

03:20 GyroTech flicks his tail, tring to slap Tihan wit it as she plays with the tim. "Oh cmon, I tolerate /ponies/ just fine. ITs when they have bad habbits that need to be corrected that I dont. I dont think you'll find more than ten ponies in town that actually eat and apporve of eating meat." He sqeaks as he feels his rump slide into her maw.

03:22 Tihan huffs slightly at him, giving another little bite, enough to bite through the tortilla and prick him slightly with her little fangs. She did not appreciate his thought that her diet needed 'correcting', when it was perfectly natural for a half-kirin to desire meat in her diet. She slurps more in after her little bite, giving him another little bit just above the one she had just made.

03:24 GyroTech whines as he feels his fur getting matted down with her slimy saliva as his butt slips deepe into her thoat, matting down his fur uncomfortably. A yelp escapes his mouth each time hies bitten, drawing a little bit of blood to give a savory taste to the spicy meal. "Hey! Cut that out. if you're oging to eat me, at least be nice about it!"

03:25 Tihan chuckles softly and nods what little she could while her mouth was full of Gyrobutt. She grabs onto the tortilla with her front hooves and starts stuffing her face with it, murring happily at the mingling flavor of raw meat and Marexican spices.

03:30 GyroTech whines as he feels himself slip further down her throat, his belly now entering her mouth. He struggles around even harder, occasionally nicking his back against her sharp faings, causing him to whimper a little more. "Cmon tihan, spit me out...this is so gross, and the peppers are starting to burn."

03:32 Tihan shakes her head in response to his request. Nope, he was just to tasty to let go, and he'd been misbehaving just a bit too much for her. He needed to be taught a lesson... in her tummy~! She licks across the tortilla as she pulls him in, continuing to leve him safely wrapped up as she swallows her meal whole... aside from the little bits she bit off around his butt.

03:35 GyroTech soon begins to feel his hind legs curling up in her gut along with the mushed up burrito as the bits of food were worked into his coat. "Ugh...this is so gross...I'm going to be brushing rice out of my fur for a week," he whines as he feels his chest encircled by her mouth. His head popped out of the top as he slowly watched himself disapear down her ravenous maw.

03:37 Tihan 's jaw cracks and pops a little bit as she gets to the wider torso of the stallion, gulping him down greedily. Her throat opens up, ready for more of him, his tail already way down, along with some of his hindquraters. She watches him whine with a little smirk as she brough him ever further in.

03:39 GyroTech twists his face into a scowl and then forces it into an appologetic look. "I'm..I'm sorry Tihan. Just please be reasonable and let me go," He begs as he watches himself quickly approaching the dark cavern of her maw. Inside he could feel the burrito deteriorating around him as it soaked up more water and stomach fluid, hoping that she wasnt serious about him being meat.

03:43 Tihan slowly closes her lips around his neck, suckling lightly around his neck as just his head was left poking out. She gave her head a little shake, in turn making GyroTech's head shake from the motion.

03:45 GyroTech kicks with his hind legs hard enough to cause the mare a little bit of discomfort as more of him spills out into her gut, mixed into a slimy slurry of vegitables, bread, and rice. He gives Tihan a pitiful beggint look as she sucked on his furry throat, knowing that she could taki him in with just one swallow.

03:48 Tihan gives him a look, cute enough to rival his little pitiful look, even with a pony's head sticking out of her mouth. One more little suck, and her mouth started opening up again to suck in the back of the stallion';s head, her tongue going to lick across the underside of his throat.

03:49 GyroTech whimpers as he feels his dry head begin to slip inot her mouth ever so slowly, closing his eyes as the tongue draws its slime over his beautiful coat and perfect mane, or what whas left of his perfect mane. He feels his ears graze against the sharp fangs of the mare, whimpering.

03:52 Tihan gives him a little teasing nibble when his ears were under her teath, then sucks him a little further, her lips starting to encroach on and up his horn.

03:54 GyroTech huffs as he edges closer to his fate. "Cmon Tihan, I think you're just showing waht sorts of bad habbits eating meat seems to lend to. Eating your friends and all that." He'd have enjoyed the nibble if he hadn't been in such an uncomfortable position.

03:56 Tihan rolls her eyes a bit, and gives another swallow, her teeth grazing over the surface of his horn for a moment before finally making it past, shutting down over his face. A last, little slurp, and his muzzle, too, was bewhing her closed maw. "Mmm~"

03:58 GyroTech watches helplessly as the world slowly retreats from veiw, framed by a set of pearly white fangs and dripping salivia before it seals shut behind him. He trashes a little harder wintin her gut, trying to cause Tihan to spit him back up.

04:01 Tihan shivers a bit at his thrashing, and she nudges her belly with a hoof. She frowns just slightly at his attempt, giving a solid swallow to pull the pony out of her mouth so she could finally close her jaw properly.

04:04 GyroTech feels the throat massage around him as it propells the last of him down her tight, slimy throat to curl up within the mares stomach. He wrinkles his nose and gags at teh sudden smells of her gut as his head slips in. He could already smell a bit of an acidic scent in the air mixing with the harsh scents of the peppers and onions causing him to cough. "UGh! Its so nasty in here TIhan. Please, I'm not food, 'm not meat. Spit me back up!"

04:05 Tihan thunks a hoof on her stretched-out belly, making a sound akin to a drum. "Mmm, no, I think I'll keep you in there until I'm quite certain you've learned your lesson."

04:10 GyroTech lets out a soft whimper and begins to thrash around even harder, trying to kick out hard enouhg to make her undomfortable, targetting some softer spots in her gut. "You're proving my pont here. Just spit me out before anything happens."

04:13 < Tihan> "Yeeow!" she yelps as he kicks her in the gut, returning it with a solid kick back against him with her hoof. "Settle down in there, Gyro, or you'll just make it worse for yourself."

04:15 GyroTech grunts in pain as he feels the blow through her stomach wall, and then he kicks back. "I dont think I can make it much worse. I'm already in your gut with all this gross food...and I've alreayd spoken my piece. You'r eonly part pony so its a little less unacceptable fo ryou to eat meat.

04:17 Tihan sighs and rolls her eyes. "You're not helping your position, Gyro." She states as she goes to grab another spicy pepper to nibble on. That burning in her mouth always made her a happy pony <3

04:19 GyroTech gurnts and begins to breath a little harder as his coat burned even more from the constant rubbing of hte peppers against his fliesh, kneaded by her stomach walls. "Ohh Oww Tihan its begining to hurt in here. Stop eating peppers!" He callls out in a pianed voice. "I'm sorry alright?"

04:20 Tihan gulps down the deliciously spicy pepper after throughly chewing it. She clears her throat of a seed that got a little stuck, and smiles a bit. "You don't sound very sincere."

04:23 GyroTech whimpers as yet anothe pepper drops down onto his body, taking a hoof to his eye to rub ait out.though it really just makes it worse. "No really, I'm sorry, please just let me out," he begs.

04:24 Tihan plucks out another pepper, giving it a thoughtful nibble. "Hmm... Give me something to prove your sincerity then."

04:26 GyroTech takes a couple deep breaths as he calms himself, tears forming in his eyes from the spicyness in them. "Fine, what do you wnat from me in order to do so?"

04:28 < Tihan> "Mmm, that's for you to come up with, you're the one who's in trouble, aren't you?" She said with a little smirk, before nipping off the end of the pepper to chew on.

04:30 GyroTech crosses his hooves and pouts within her, snifling as his nose begins to burn from the spicy saliva getting into him as well. "Ugh...what...what if...what if I promise to have a little bit of fish..." he offers, as if the thought absolutly pained him. He obviously still found the entire thing repulsive.

04:32 < Tihan> "Hmm, that's a start, at least..." She says, nipping off a bit more of the pepper to chew on. "Y'know, these peppers are awefully tasty, you picked out some good ones."

04:35 GyroTech wines as even more peppers begin to fill the chamber, now feeling the burning in his nethers as well. "Cmon! THsi is torture. All that peper is getting in som really unleasant places. just...just spit me out. I'l do whatver you want."

04:39 < Tihan> "Mmm, too spicy for you, hun?" she asks as she takes another bite of the pepper, only a little bit left not in her mouth yet. "I'm not quite ready to do that, I'm not satisfied that you have learned a lesson yet."

04:44 GyroTech winces as the burning gets even harder, now covering most of his skin painfully. "Oh cmon! What more do you want from me. You should spit me out before it gets too late...I'm not food afterall."

04:45 Tihan pats her belly, and pops the last of the pepper into her mouth. "Hmm, are you sure about that?" She says, petting her belly before starting back into his house.

04:48 GyroTech grunts as he begins to slosh back and forth within her gut with a frown on his face. "Ummm Cmon Tihan, I"m really sorry. I'll...I'lll eat actual meat...not just fish if you spit me up. I'm sorry and I'll disgrace myself by becoming a predator," he bargains.

04:49 Tihan huffs slightly. "It's /not/ a disgrace to eat meat." She goes in and trots around until she finds the bedroom. "You obviously haven't learned a thing."

04:52 GyroTech whines as he feels himself swinging around even more. The acidic smell he'd smelt previously starts to become more intesnse as some of the sections closer to the floor of her stomach begin to tingle on top of theburning. "I...sorry please Tihan!" He begs, grunting as the belly impacts the stairs.

04:55 Tihan umfs with each little hit of her belly giong up the stairs. She walks on up, and trots around to find the bed. "Mmm, I dunno~"

04:56 GyroTech whimpers as she seems to waver on spitting him out. "But...but I'm your friend right? You dont want me to come to any real harm right?" He asks getting worried. He kicks hard in her gut, trying to make her have to spit him up, but also churning up alot of air.

04:57 Tihan winces at the kick, which really served no purpose but to make her burp up some air and tick her off. She finds the bed and thunks down into it, the weight of two ponies making it squeak. "Ok, yeah, no. You're staying in there, and I'm going to bed."

04:59 GyroTech kicks even harder, though his struggles then became a little weaker as he gasps in the stail air. "But...but Tihan...cmon...spit...spit me out," he gasps, "I'm...I'm sorry for it all..."

05:01 Tihan lays her head down on the soft pillo2w and wraps her hooves around her belly. "Nuh uh. You can just take a nice nap in there while I do..." She yawns, closing her eyes

05:07 GyroTech gives one final gasp for air before his body spasms violently and then goes still, to be treated by her gut just like any other piece of food as she slept.

05:08 Tihan goes to sleep, purring happily around the pony in her belly. "Goodnight, GyroTech ~"

05:10 Tihan wakes up in the morning, her gut more compact and soft, squishy, full of delicious GyroTech soup. She caresses her belly with her hooves. "Mmm, how are you this morning, GyroTech~? Nice and liquid now, are we~?"