Be Nice to the Package Carrier
One-Shot
1 August 2014
Stats
The RP has a total of 64 lines, 2793 words, and 15073 characters.The average line consists of 43.64 words that themselves average 4.4 characters taking about 3 minutes, 48 seconds.
Gyro Tech said a total of 32 lines, 1642 words, and 9092 characters.
Gyro Tech's average line consists of 51.31 words that themselves average 4.54 characters taking about 4 minutes, 30 seconds.
Nadine said a total of 32 lines, 1151 words, and 5981 characters.
Nadine's average line consists of 35.97 words that themselves average 4.2 characters taking about 3 minutes, 4 seconds.
01:28 Nadine is flying to the recipient of the package that had plenty of dings and scratches on it "This one's been through the ringer huh..." She lands in front of the door and knocks a bit on it, waiting for the recipiant papers in claw
01:43 GyroTech gets up out of bed as he hears a vigorous knocking at his door. He was already in a foul mood after the pegasus he'd brought home the night before had flown the coup, leaving him to spend the night alone. Trotting down the stairs, he throws open the door to see a familiar looking uniform, but on a Griffin and not his usual mail carri. "What happened to crash?" He asks, forcing a smile, though his voice was less enthused.
01:45 Nadine blinks a few times and looks around her eyes widening as she recognized this unicorn "He's...busy. And I got stuck with package duty today." She takes out the beat up box and frowns as she hands it to him "This belongs to a GyroTech...which if I remember correctly is you."
01:53 GyroTech looks at the damaged package and frowns, and then gives the griffin a glare. He then opens it infront of her to see that his glassware was laying in fragments. "Well...?" he asks in a very upset tone, looking at her as if he expected that she would grovel for forgiveness.
01:56 Nadine holds out her claws and shakes her head "Hey man I deliver what I'm given. It's not like I played baseball with it or anything"
02:01 GyroTech gives her a death glare and pushes away the claw, closing the door behind him as he steps outside. "I guess this is what you get when you give a chicken head an important job like mail delivery. You guys belong on fishing vessels or other less useful work..." he gripes, turning to walk past her.
02:05 Nadine pokes a claw against his horn and presses down on it "This is going about as well as the last time..."
02:07 GyroTech shudders as the talon scrapes up against the bone. "What do you mean last time? Now unhoof me, I've got people to talk to at the post office. I gotta make sure any other packages that get delivered from now on won't be damaged by careless beasts."
02:10 Nadine shakes her head "Remember that time down at the docks? Yea. That time I gave you a quick view of the sky?" She takes a tight grip on his horn and shakes her head. "You had your chance"
02:14 GyroTech gulps as she tightens her grip around struggles to pull away, "W-w-wait? That was you? Well...I guess its a good thing you told me you don't hurt ponies right?" He says, hopefully, though he also begins to charge his horn, in preperation to escape.
02:18 Nadine frowns to him "I'll dust it right now if you try anything. You lost your protection when you decided to be such an ass repeatedly"
02:20 GyroTech gives a nervous laugh and tries to pull back. "Oh...well...maybe I'll just live with my broken stuff and go inside then, and you know...not bother anypony about it..." He says, cowing down a little.
02:23 Nadine feels his horn start to crack under her grip "I don't think so. I told you last time that if you crossed me again like this it'd be over in a heartbeat" She pushes him up against the door and pushes his legs out from under him
02:26 GyroTech yelps as he feels a sharp pain in his head as the horn begins to fracture. When he finds his footing slipped out from under him there's a loud crack as his horn snaps right off, rendering the unicorn magicless and stunned with pain. Tears began to well up in his eyes as he lays in a heap.
02:33 Nadine pins him down and clamps her beak down onto his muzzle, holding him by his shoulders and pulling him further in
02:38 GyroTech doesn't struggle intially as she takes in his snout, as he was too stunned from the loss of his horn. However, as the sharp beak begins to climb up over his eyes he snaps back to, looking down the fleshy tunnel. His nose was far enough back in that beak to get coated in saliva as he began to thrash about, pushing away with all his might. "Let me go! Ponies are not food! I've got plenty of tasty things in the kitchen." He argues, hoping for release.
02:41 Nadine doesn't let him pull away. She pushes him further in, almost taking in his head as she licks over his muzzle with her tongue
02:43 GyroTech squeaks with fear as he feels the sharp tip of her beak pressing against his neck, slowing his struggles for a moment, lest he peirce himself there on the sharp point. He grimaces as the slick tongue rubs under his chin as the griffons throat encircles his nose. "Cmon...let me go!" He begs, whimpering loudly, "I'll be a better pony...always nice to griffons."
02:47 Nadine doesn't relent pulling him further in as she starts t swallow as he enters her throat, slowly pulling him down
02:52 GyroTech creates a rather impressive bulge in the griffon's throat as his head is drawn in. Gyro's shoulders begin to press into Nadine's mouth, limiting the fight he could put up against the stronger creature.
02:54 Nadine pulls him down, her beak scraping against his belly against his beak as she fits his shoulders in, pinning his arms to his body
03:00 GyroTech smells a sour rancid odor as his snout presses past a tight ring, leaving the stallion gagging. The chamber also smells heavily of fish as Nadine had yet to finish her breakfast. The unicorn flails about with his hind legs, bit only manages to help her devour him. "Ok ok you've made your point," he cries out.
03:01 Nadine mrrfs as he starts sipping in further of his own accord now that gravity was in her favor, she rubbed her distending bely as it started expanding further due t his progess
03:04 GyroTech begins to curl up within the tight belly as he's forced in. The partially digested flesh of the fish squishes into his fur as he's pulled in deeper. Soon only a swishing fruity tail remains outside her beak.
03:05 Nadine smiles as she slurps down the tail with a chirp as her beak shuts and she pats her belly, waddling inside his home to make use of his couch
03:08 GyroTech feels the rest of his body get sealed away within the griffon, eliciting a fearful whimper. Soon even that tail is forced into the belly, cramping up his space. "Please, please, miss griffon, let me out! This is murder, they don't tolerate it in Equestria."
01:36 Nadine rubs her belly with a little burp as she relaxees on the couch, stretching out a bit and enjoying his struggles with a gleaming smile "Oh? So you're wanting out now huh?"
01:43 GyroTech gives a small wimper and nods within her belly meekly, before remembering that she couldn't see him. "Yes. Please, please let me out of here." He begs. The pitch black chamber was an extremely frightening experience for the stallion as he was never stuck in the dark unless he wanted to be, but presently he was unable to summon up his magic.
01:53 Nadine wiggles around on the couch and sighs as she rubs her belly "Why should I? I've taken enough ridicule from you and I've had enough of it." She says as she looks around the little room that he obviously didn't spend too much time in.
01:59 GyroTech pushes back angrily agains the rubbing tallons, trying to catch her skin on the griffons sharp claws. "Because ponies are not to bea eaten in equestria! They put down creatures that do anything like that!" he says menacingly as he continues to squirm about.
02:01 Nadine pats against where her belly distorts around his hooves, pushing them back against him "Well then you shouldn't pester the bigger better ponies then yourself. It's not good for your health."
02:06 GyroTech eeps as his hooves are forced back, unable to fight against her much stronger body. "I-I-I get what you mean. I won't do it again, to ponies or others. Just please let me out."
02:08 Nadine shakes her head even though she realizes he can't see it "Not gonna happen bud. Not with a personality like yours. I've got no good reason to put forth the effort)
02:13 GyroTech winces at her words hard enough that the griffon can probably feel it. "I...but-but...what about keeping yourself from coming to any harm from the law?" He argues back desperatly.
02:15 Nadine giggles a bit at his arguement "Nopony saw. There's no body for them to go for."
02:20 GyroTech makes a couple alarmed noises and his squirming seems to subside a little as he begins to realize his perdicament. He opens his mouth to speak a couple more things but no words actually come out of them, only justa couple muffled incoherent squeaks.
02:21 Nadine murrs a bit as she feels his struggles subside and relaxes happily against his couch, not taking too much of his little noises into account
02:27 GyroTech lays there for a little bit before a rather desperate idea hits him. "Miss Griffon, look if you just let me out, I'll treat you to some of my best wine, make you a wonderful meal and then give you a fairly large sum of bits."
02:30 Nadine sighs and perks up a bit at the idea of getting some alcohol in her system "Well I do think I need something to make you go down a bit easier..." She groans as she rolls off of the couch, her belly sloshing about as she starts walking around in search of his liquor cabinet
02:36 GyroTech swishes about in the griffons gut causing the remains of her fishy meal to grind even further into the stallions fur. He flails about trying to keep upright as he ends up taking in some of her flavorful fluids every couple of steps. "W-wait! T-thats not what-t I meant" he cries, sputtering out the foul tasting liquid. It doesn't take long for Nadine to locate his liquor cabinet and boy was it stocked with some good stuff.
02:38 Nadine giggles a bit and nods happily as she finds a few bottle of the stuff she likes, plopping down on her rump and popping the cap on one of them, not taking any of his words at all as she starts downing one of them
02:44 GyroTech grunts as he shifts once more, her weight shifting back onto him as she sits. It doesn't take very long before he begins to smell the familiar fruity smell of one of his favorite bottles of red wine. It was a semisweet blush with nice floral notes. "What! No thats one of my best ones! Even worse, that will definatly stain my coat!" He calls out in protest as if he was going to get out, grimacing the liquid flows down over him.
02:46 Nadine giggles a bit and burps as she finishes the bottle, shaking her head as she takes another from the cabinet "I don't think that's what you should worry my tasty meal."
02:52 GyroTech opens his mouth to protest more, feeling the fluid begining to pool around him as it rise, but only manages to get some of the tasty liquid into his mouth, imbibing it himself, thought the flavor is marred by the griffons spit. As she breaks for the second bottle he finally says, "Could you quit that? You keep getting it in my mouth and its not as good once your fowl spit has tainted it. Anyways, I'm sure you want the money I can give you." He says, leaving himself in denial.
02:53 < GyroTech> you want the money I can give you." He says, leaving himself in denial.
02:55 Nadine sways a bit and shakes her head wih a little giggle "Not gonna happen~ I'm having too much fun myself right now!~" She starts downing the bottle, murring a bit as the sweet taste runs over her tongue
03:00 GyroTech begins to feel slightly buzzed as the alcoholic fumes and the amount he drank begins to take effect on him, letting his mind wander as the second bottle rushes down over him. This time he drinks some of it on purpose. "What if...what if you spit me out...and I...and I let you eat me again later...and then...and then you can have more fun?"
03:02 Nadine burps a bit more as she finishes the bottle and shakes her head "Why...s-should I waste the effort on spitting you out?~ You're already tasty...and down there" She get yet another bottle this time of some scotch
03:06 GyroTech begins to feel even more woozy as he becomes even more drunk, "Becase...because....because...you...wont get to taste...me again if you don't..." he says, his voice wandering as if it was a great effort to force out the thought.
03:06 GyroTech lets out a little burp and groans
03:07 Nadine giggles a bit and sways even more, the alcohol starting to get to her too, not caring too much as she opens the bottle of scotch and sips at it slowly, taking it back into the living room, waddling and stumbling her way there
03:12 GyroTech sways back and forth within Nadine's gut purposefully as she walks, probably making it difficult for the griffon to keep her balance. THe unicorn giggles a little bit to himself, enjoying the dizzyness that was clouding his mind. Gyro had almost forgotten where he was, and certainly was forgetting the danger. "Hey Griffon...do you....do you think you could get me something to eat?" He asks as they move towards the living room, passing through the kitchen.
03:12 < GyroTech> He asks as they move towards the living room, passing through the kitchen.
03:18 Nadine grumbles a bit as she struggles to walk around, her sloshing belly making it quite difficult to balance but she think's it is a rather good idea to raid the fridge, might as well seeing as she's already there. She walks over to it and opens up the freezer first finding some delicious ice cream and yogurt. She plops back down, her swollen tummy making a nice table for it as she pulls it down with her
03:22 GyroTech frowns to himself when he doesn't hear a response from Nadine initially, swishing himself about even more. "Hey...Nadine! Please?" he asks before he feels her plop down again.
03:25 Nadine takes large clawfulls of ice cream and stuffs her beak with them, not wasting too much of it, and drenching the stallion with the sweet stuff
03:29 GyroTech lets out a loud yelp as the cold substance streams into the chamber, the large temperature difference shocking the unicorn as it plops onto his back, a stark contrast to the rest of his hot surnoundings. He breifly becomes a little more coherent, realizing that he nearly up to his shoulders in fluids. "Eeep! Thats cold!" He slurs out before adding, "Its also getting...getting...a little full in here. You should let me out now..."
03:31 Nadine smiles to the taste of the nice creamy texture and continues to engulf it, wiggling a bit as she stops to respond to him "I don't think so...I'm feeding you too now~" She manages to get out before taking a swig of the scotch
03:35 GyroTech groans and shivers as the icecream continues to rain down on him, chilling the chamber down to an uncomfortable level. While Gyro doesn't take any icecream intentionally, he's occasionally plunged into the pool, landing him a mouthful of the sickly sweet and sour oily stomach juice, leaving the unicorn gagging.
03:38 Nadine murrs softly as she finishes her meal and head back to the couch, her mind very clouded by alcohol at this point and her very full stomach was making her quite tired
03:40 GyroTech finds his drunken mind soon unable to hold a coherent thought as she carries him back to the couch. The getnle sloshing of her belly, excenuated by her drunken swaying walk lolls the unicorn into a bit of a trance.
03:42 Nadine rolls onto the couch groaning a bit as her belly had gotten quite large from her meals and bulged out over the edge of the couch
03:44 GyroTech turns over, keeping his head above the fluid as she rolls, though he doesn't struggle very much. His breath is pretty slow at this point as he groans in his haze. The stomach had begun to warm back up again ot a comfortable level.
03:46 Nadine drifts off to sleep as her stomach churns away at its contents
03:47 GyroTech passes out soon afterwards, lolled to sleep by the massaging of the stomach and the alcohol.
03:52 Nadine wakes up quite a while later, her belly had already finished its work with her meal and it showed as her belly had softened up quite a bit. She held her head as she suddenly realized she had a massive headache and groans a bit, too lazy to actually get off of the couch to get any water. She feels a rise in the back of her throat, and then begins to cough. After a couple minutes, a mess of blue pink and purple fur, encasing a ball of broken bone, makes its way up her throat and plops down on the unicorn's floor.